New Song

[Foody]

Left foot first
Right foot next
Billy hits a cross
And he hits it with his head
Oooh Leon Clarkey Clarkey
OOOh Leon Clarkey
Left foot, right foot, head, head, head!

Christ alive, I thought some of the others were bad. That's easily the worst I've seen.

 

[8lade]

Christ alive, I thought some of the others were bad. That's easily the worst I've seen.

Your welcome!

 

[Foody]

Your welcome!

You'll hear me giving it it's first outing at Burton!

 

[Sean Thornton]

Impostor.
David Brooks is far more talented than that.

David Stockwell has more talent than that.....

 

[Steve Mackan]

Religious tribal chant:
"We are Blades." (repeat) Not sure if we've tried this already.

 

[Sean Thornton]

To the tune of "She'll be coming round the mountain".

F*** off Sheffield Wednesday we are back (we are back)
All those years of saying mind the gap (mind the gap)
You all got excited,
But we are Sheff United,
Gonna win promotions back to back.

Not sure on last line.

Looks like Louis Walsh has more than one account on here ........

 

[Sean Thornton]

You'll hear me giving it it's first outing at Burton!

And last I'd guess.

 

[tomtheblade]

This thread reminds me that Duffy really, really needs and deserves his own chant

 

[Foody]

This thread reminds me that Duffy really, really needs and deserves his own chant

It does; sadly it also reminds me that no one in here is capable of coming up with a good one!

 

[Steve Mackan]

This thread reminds me that Duffy really, really needs and deserves his own chant

If we all referred to him as 'Duff,' like Gary Sinclair does then I'd suggest Peter Paul and Mary's "Duff the magic Bladesman."

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Left foot first
Right foot next
Billy hits a cross
And he hits it with his head
Oooh Leon Clarkey Clarkey
OOOh Leon Clarkey
Left foot, right foot, head, head, head!

What's the tune for this one?

 

[veganblade]

To the tune of Agadoo:

Leon Clarke, Clarke, Clarke,
He's United's number nine,
Leon Clarke, Clarke, Clarke,
Scoring goals all the time.
To the left, to the right,
He's our forward dynamite,
When he plays in red white,
He makes all the pigs look shite.

(readying for Simon Cowell meme's)

 

[Stanthemanfan]

You've forgotten the golden rule: KISS

Keep
It
Simple,
Stupid

One for the pigs
To the tune of tom hark
Wed 2
Utd 4
Your not fuckin bouncing
Anymore!

 

[Lawrence]

Welcome to the Forum...

Thinking back to when I was a young-un down at the Lane (late 60’s 70’s) we seemed to have had loads and loads of chants going on, but now it seem we have only around 4 or 5.... and most seem to be ‘the standard’ chants that most clubs use... Am I wrong ;/

Anyway, with or without loads of chants I’m sure you would agree that the atmosphere at the Lane Is has good as I can remembered for a long time!

I’m sure we have had many threads on this very subject.

 

[bromtom]

Religious tribal chant:
"We are Blades." (repeat) Not sure if we've tried this already.

I'd fucking love, love just one day out of nowhere, we learn how to sing/ get a load of monks in and do a proper ancient nordic hymn style song haha

Like this but all the words would be classic football fare mixed with ye olde bollocks "Fuck me sideways you are shithouse, are thou the Wednesday pork behind a veil"



Even if we only did it once it'd be fucking hilarious.

In fact just ”Fuck me sideways, you are shithouse" would be a good one. To the old dur dur dur dur, dur dur dur dur tune (I can't think of what the tune is but it's a common one)

 

[ucandomagic]

This thread reminds me that Duffy really, really needs and deserves his own chant

Beatles are always the best place to start -

All we need is Duff na na na na na
All we need is Duff na na na na na
All we need is Duff Duff
Duff is all we need

 

[bromtom]

On the subject of chants that are more likely. Leon, why not sex is on fire, but just one line, keep it simple.

"Whoa-o-oh, Leon is on firrreee"

Always thought Duffy should have one based on Popeye.

Duffy the Scouse bladesman, he runs past the final man, he puts in a stunner, Sharp pokes in a winner, Duffy the Scouse bladesman.

Or words to that effect.

And how about na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Blackman hahaha

 

[tomtheblade]

Beatles are always the best place to start -

All we need is Duff na na na na na
All we need is Duff na na na na na
All we need is Duff Duff
Duff is all we need

This. This I like.

Simple, easy to remember. Anthemic.

 

[Houston_Blade]

Welcome to the Forum...

Thinking back to when I was a young-un down at the Lane (late 60’s 70’s) we seemed to have had loads and loads of chants going on, but now it seem we have only around 4 or 5.... and most seem to be ‘the standard’ chants that most clubs use... Am I wrong ;/

Anyway, with or without loads of chants I’m sure you would agree that the atmosphere at the Lane Is has good as I can remembered for a long time!

I’m sure we have had many threads on this very subject.

Just use the ones from the 60's and 70's as the new ones that people keep coming up with are shit!

 

[GodricBlade]

Beatles are always the best place to start -

All we need is Duff na na na na na
All we need is Duff na na na na na
All we need is Duff Duff
Duff is all we need

Ucandomagic - you might just have done some magic there.....
The last line will sound like “Duffy’s all we need” - niiiice.

 

[Working Class Hero]

I reckon I can do better. Same tune.

Going on up to the Premier Leeeeague
We were stuck in Division Threeeeeee
But Wilder's gona take us right to the top
and then we'll go on the piss wi Billy Sharppp

I know, I know, lyrical genius. It works in past tense when it's happened as well.

 

[Rusty view]

Thank god your nutmegs are better than your song writing.

P.s welcome

 

[Lawrence]

Just use the ones from the 60's and 70's as the new ones that people keep coming up with are shit!

Take no notice of me, seems I’m not qualified to an opinion.

 

[Rodley]

To the tune of Agadoo:

Leon Clarke, Clarke, Clarke,
He's United's number nine,
Leon Clarke, Clarke, Clarke,
Scoring goals all the time.
To the left, to the right,
He's is fucking dynamite,
When he plays in red white,
He makes Wednesday look like shite.

(readying for Simon Cowell meme's)

Corrected it. Good song.

 

[B.Lade]

How about a small update to the classic in homage to our holy trinity:

We ain't got a barrel of money,
We ain't got Woodward or Currie,
But with Fleck, Duffy, Coutts,
Promotion is soon,
U-ni-ted,
All together now...

 

[ucandomagic]

How about a small update to the classic in homage to our holy trinity:

We ain't got a barrel of money,
We ain't got Woodward or Currie,
But with Fleck, Duffy, Coutts,
Promotion is soon,
U-ni-ted,
All together now...

....
But with Tufty and Knill
We're going up still
U-ni-ted

 

[GVBlade]

We are the Blades we are
We are the Blades we are
We are the Blades, ah yes we are the Blades.
We are the Blades we are
We are the Blades we are
We are the Blades, ah yes we are the Blades

Second verse:
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
Etc

To the tune of Those Were The Days My Friend,
But obviously sung with more aggression than the original

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

It's like a shit Eisteddfod on here, but with more vowels.

 

[Hartley Hare]

Glory be, there is some song composition talent on here.

HH

 

[bromtom]

Ucandomagic - you might just have done some magic there.....
The last line will sound like “Duffy’s all we need” - niiiice.

Liverpool connection too. How do you go about getting a song going? Is there a Kop wide Whatsapp group? haha