New song for Oli Mcburnie

[Alan Birchenall's hair]

'Fuck off Ollie you're shite!'

Doesn't need a tune. Just shout it....

 

[Stanthemanfan]

To the tune of Jona Lewie - Always Find Him in the Kitchen at Parties...

"McBurnie's always missing sitters, like Didzy!"

More like ul always find him in the Kitchen at Parties!

 

[Maurice Maurice]

His name is Ollie McBurnie
Chrissie Wilder bought him
Hecky keeps on playing him
They know more than you fuckers
So stop your childish rooerin

To the tune of Suzanne Beware of the Devil by Dandy Livingston

 

[Keen Blade]

His name is Ollie McBurnie
Chrissie Wilder bought him
Hecky keeps on playing him
They know more than you fuckers
So stop your childish rooerin

To the tune of Suzanne Beware of the Devil by Dandy Livingston

Hecky has avoided playing him until he ran so short of strikers he felt he had no choice , because to put him below Jebbo would ruin our chances of getting even 10 bob for him

 

[coolasanidiot]

Hecky has avoided playing him until he ran so short of strikers he felt he had no choice , because to put him below Jebbo would ruin our chances of getting even 10 bob for him

I reckon there is a lot of truth in this statement.

Expected return right now-

McB- Approx 500K
Jebbo- Nearer 4 Million

Hecky knows he dross- just obliging The Prince - in trying to hope against hope he scores a few goals- ain't going to happen- needs binning off- Jebbo is literally twice the player already..

 

[Maurice Maurice]

Hecky has avoided playing him until he ran so short of strikers he felt he had no choice , because to put him below Jebbo would ruin our chances of getting even 10 bob for him

Not very catchy, what tune is it . Fiddlers Dram maybe, Day trip to Bangor?

 

[Tezza1889]

Not very catchy, what tune is it . Fiddlers Dram maybe, Day trip to Bangor?

Good evening Mr Mcburnie Snr..

 

[Maurice Maurice]

Ollies dad
Must be mad
Seeing all the bullshit about his lad
With a knick knack, Paddy whack Ollie is oreight
I bet he could beat you in a feight

 

[We're back!]

To Tom Jones, Delila

Why, why, why, McBurnie?
Why did we buy, McBurnie?
Once more, he's failed to add to the score.
Fuck off McBurnie, I just can't take anymore.

Or something of that ilk.

 

[DifferentClass]

Ollies dad
Must be mad
Seeing all the bullshit about his lad
With a knick knack, Paddy whack Ollie is oreight
I bet he could beat you in a feight

At least his dad doesn't go straight to S2 and whinge about people calling his son shit...

 

[dn5 shaun]

Your just a shit Andy Carroll
Shit Andy Carroll
Your just a shit Andy Carroll

 

[Il Coltello]

He'll stamp on your phone
Get pissed and drive home
Give a porn star a bone
But can't score a goal
He's one of our own

 

[Tony_Kaufman]

There's been a pandemic
Now World War Three
Since we last saw a goal
From McBurnie

 

[Drunk blade]

'where's your watches gone, you scruffy Swansea fan'