New song for Oli Mcburnie

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Maybe something simple and easy to understand

instead of "Oli Oli give us a wave"

"Oli Oli give us a goal"
 

This is an old 1, but I've 'tweaked' it slightly just for Ollie!!,...

He's shit and we know he is
He's shit and we know he is
He's shit and we know he is
He's shit and we know he is

(2nd Verse)
He's shit and we know he is
He's shit and we know he is
Etc
Etc........................

Took Ollie and me about two and a half years to put this together, so I hope you appreciate all the hard work that I put into it!! ;)
 
To the tune of 'nothing compares to you'

It's been 7 months and 15 games, since he scored a goal for us,
He's been out every night and got pissed all day,
breaking phones and shagging slags.........

He can compare, He can compare to Slew........
Harsh and unnecessary comments on his sex life. This is probably the ‘abuse’ that people talk about when it comes to McBurnie threads.
 
More like (to tune of 99 bottles of beer on the wall)

79 games without any goals
79 games without goals
Make him start, come off the bench
79 games without any goals

Unlike 99 bottles of beer the numbers go up with this song.

I Like it its creative
 
Harsh and unnecessary comments on his sex life. This is probably the ‘abuse’ that people talk about when it comes to McBurnie threads.
It's more abusing the girls than him.

Just to clarify you're happy that I suggested that he drinks all night and day and is an alcoholic though?
 
Mcburnie whoa
Mcburnie whoa
He came from Swansea city
He's turned rather shitty
 
It's more abusing the girls than him.

Just to clarify you're happy that I suggested that he drinks all night and day and is an alcoholic though?
Not really keen on any of as it’s personal abuse.

The way I see it is that if I were to speak to the bloke I could have a constructive conversation with him about not playing very well and asking him to improve and try harder, as well as asking him to keep his nose clean and not drink drive, fight chavs etc.

If I then said he was an alcoholic and that his partners were slags I’d probably be overstepping the mark.
 
Not really keen on any of as it’s personal abuse.

The way I see it is that if I were to speak to the bloke I could have a constructive conversation with him about not playing very well and asking him to improve and try harder, as well as asking him to keep his nose clean and not drink drive, fight chavs etc.

If I then said he was an alcoholic and that his partners were slags I’d probably be overstepping the mark.
I admire you for wanting to root out abuse though I’m not convinced he will ever see it on here.
 

He's our striker he's our number nine
He's on twenty grand a week and you're all fucking jealous.
He kicked some cunts head in who was giving him shit
And now you're all still crying like a bunch of babbies 🤭🤭🤭
 
He's got a nice house
He's got a posh car
He wears nice clobber
And makes you lot cry 😭😭😭
 
To ‘ Barrel of Money ‘

“ Oh my name it is Oli McBurnie
And I cost a shitload of murnie
And if there’s a blue moon
A goal’s coming soon
U-ni-ted “
:)
 
Whooooah Ollie McDrunkie
I WANNA know oh oh oh when you'll fucking grow up. You drunken chav.

Seriously can't wait for his book about how bad his time was with us. And how hard it was living on just for beer for 35k pw. Poor lad.
 
Ollie McB is our number nine
He winds the soft cunts up all the time
Even Knowsnowt who thinks he's funny
Is way off banging on about money.

£35k a week??? You know more than the court when he got his drink driving charge then?
 
It's more abusing the girls than him.

Just to clarify you're happy that I suggested that he drinks all night and day and is an alcoholic though?
Well, err, that's acceptable male behaviour to certain mindsets.
The shagging is too, but the 'slags' are the problem.
If they weren't 'slags' , McBurnie wouldn't have done anything wrong.
From that standpoint, any male behaviour is acceptable, the women get the abuse.
 
Well, err, that's acceptable male behaviour to certain mindsets.
The shagging is too, but the 'slags' are the problem.
If they weren't 'slags' , McBurnie wouldn't have done anything wrong.
From that standpoint, any male behaviour is acceptable, the women get the abuse.
It depends on your point of view. In my opinion shagging lots of girls whether they are slags or not is wrong. But that’s a moral view not a factual one. There is a tone where men are seen as studs for sleeping around and women slags my apologies if I fed into that. It was a throwaway song lyric for a cheap laugh.

The thing that I find strange is that of all the abuse that oli is getting on this thread lots of name calling saying we want rid of him etc my comment about slags is the one that gets criticised.
Just to clarify, I hope oli turns his form around and does really well for us. But I like many others have questioned his commitment and style of play over the last season and a half. No offence intended.
Peace out.
 
Maurice Wimp, is this your life?
 
He’s our striker he’s our number 9,
Drink drives when he likes,
20 million for a bag of shit,
And he’s goes by the name of Mcburnie.
 
To the tune of Jona Lewie - Always Find Him in the Kitchen at Parties...

"McBurnie's always missing sitters, like Didzy!"
 
He’s our striker, he’s our number 9
Not scoring goals in the red and white
20 million, send him back to Swansea
And he goes by the name of McBurnie…….
 

Oli McBurnie is fucking shit
Oli McBurnie is fucking shit
Oli McBurnie is fucking shit
Oli McBurnie is fucking shit
 

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