You know what I'm gonna say. Probably not fucking worth saying it, is it?
The line up looked dodgy from the start with no apparent replacement for the abject Robinson and Norwood and Hourihane left to anchor the midfield and Stevens back. I certainly didn't expect us to be so well formed and attack minded to audaciously go one up with Bogle's well placed, drilled drive. Nor even Brewster to show a clean set of heels to their centre back and draw the pen and the red (what happened to the double jeopardy rule, I ask?) But anyway, Billy rams it home and we are two up against ten men, set up for the rest of a first half with a pretty fragile 5-3-1.
It's not as though however you don't expect PNE to try to come at us in the second 45, is it? I mean, what are we? Sheffield United? But they did and from the outset we are rebutting their advances. Generally though our team looks robust but fuck me don't we miss some sitters? Brewster was the main culprit of course. What the fuck does a £23m striker have to fucking do? Klopp must have watched that game (if he did) and thought 'thank fuck those dumb cunts signed him'. Well, we didn't sign him did we? The bloke who did must be ringing Klopp and saying 'thank fuck Sheffield United are lumbered with him, eh?' He didn't have that bad a game overall ... but he is a forward. And he has TWO FUCKING GOALS to his name, in dozens of outings, most of which he hasn't done ninety. Elsewhere, we subbed players (including Brewster) and totally lose the bubble, allowing North End to creep past our slumbering defence and bag a first goal, then with added confidence, go on and take two vital points off us.
I don't want us to go up, fellow Bladesman. In fact, I don't want us anywhere near the playoffs this season because firstly I can't deal with this shower of bellends giving us another playoff heartbreak and secondly, based on the Derby surrender and tonight's capitulation, the team doesn't deserve it. We have reset ourselves fully tonight to somewhere Clough-era, where a decent result or a run of two wins and a draw seems like a cup final. And this is with over one hundred million of finance sunk into players who are clearly done with our club. As long as we aren't relegated I will be happy, but best the fucking scalpel comes out in the summer and we shift some of these suitcases off and out and start the rebuild.
Foderingham 4/10: One decent save but not quick witted enough to cut out low crosses and stupidly complacent when being pressed by opposition strikers
Stevens 3.5/10: Okay, he was more active tonight but his passing at times was fucking shocking. Not even going near his defending. I'm not sure he did any.
Robinson 5.5/10: A better game for old threepio, but that's no high bar. He's another one for whom a heart attack happens every time he touches the ball
Egan 5/10: Not an edifying, groundbreaking outing. I am not sure this bloke is even half the player we went up to the Prem with
Basham 7/10: Pushed forward into space and showed some commendable vision to try at least to create attacking options. From the RCB position. How bad does that sound?
Bogle 6/10: Gave a lot but showed again his vulnerability at times. Another significant goal which reinforces my claim that he stands alone as a Wilder signing worth his money
Hourihane 4/10: At times somewhat better and involved but at other horrifically wasteful and out of position. That fucking free kick. That's all I have to say before I ruddy-well swear
Norwood 5/10: A marginally better game for him, save the wasteful passing, being caught in possession and fucking pointing
Ndaiye 6.5/10: Our best threat and most creating player, if he does run out of options quickly and run into brick walls. No idea why he was subbed
Brewster 5/10: I thought he had a pretty decent game. Made some good runs and a decent curled cross. But he can't hit a fucking cow's arse with a giant banjo.
Sharp 4.5/10: Ran his socks off to chase lost causes and shit balls into his feet with his back to goal and being close-marked in the box. Good penalty.
McGoldrick 2/10: Looks like he's given up. Robbed for their second which is unforgivable
RND 4/10: Not much to go on him but the cross for the second came from his fucking area
Berge 1/10: I have no words
Heckingbotham 2/10: Your team failed to beat ten men whilst two nil up at half time. Let that fucker sink in and think about all those noisy, faithful fans making their way across the M62 and Snake Pass tonight astounded your players couldn't stick to the basics, manage the game and come away with three points. Piss fucking poor.
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