I mean, this is all just
lovely, but you're looking at starting the season with a striker who has very very publicly been pushing for a move. He even needed some days off to get his head straight. You accepted a figure for him (NO BIDS!) and wanted him to go. But, he was holding out for the really big move... which sadly for Maups just hasn't come.
Just how focused will he be while he's thinking of other clubs and the homeland?
It's basically the same as being in a relationship with the love of your life. Sadly, Steve up the M1 flashed his cock at her and really got her attention. This lovely lengthy girth was nice enough for you to say "You know what, that cock is bigger than mine. I'm hold my hands up and end the relationship." Steve didn't even make a pass at her, but they flirted and that was enough to let her know that he wanted her. Alas Sharon thought she could get a real humdinger of a French veiny bangstick and decided to stick with you for the time being. She even went to Magaluf with the girls and had all manner of blokes grinding their groins against her. Oh she loved it, but it just wasn't right. Despite her coming home stinking of Isay Miyake and Bacardi Breezers, you welcomed her back into your bed and gave her 15 minutes of mediocre sex; her eyes vacant, she's clearly not really with you. She's just in same bed.
And the relationship continues. Neither of you happy. Both wanting out. Going through the motions. Dying a little inside every day. Both longing for another man to come along and end the sadness. And you wish Steve would come back too, but he's moved on. He's with Olivia. She's fucking magnificent... massive hairy muff, but
magnificent.
Have a nice season mate

xx