Most hated pig.

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Ozzy Owl.

I hope Captain Blade and that new dislocated sparrow knock him out on Sunday.
 

SouthEssexBlade said:
How can you hate Strappon? He's complete comedy gold.
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Because although he's comedy gold. he also has the whiff of total cuntishness about him as well!!

he can quickly go from cunt to god though if he continues to ruin the club from within!
 
Megson is the scumbag of this planet, run a close second by Varadi in my humble opinion of the past piggies, of the current squad I only have sympathy for them, all their hopes and ambitions only amounted to being a pig player.
 
It has to be Curran. I can still see him sliding on his Knees towards us when he scored 30 years ago. How he could then sign for us I'll never know. The only player to pull on a red and white shirt that i refused to cheer/support.

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For me it has to be Carlton 'fully of my thick brummy cunt of a self' Palmer. He once came to the Asda at Handsworth, where I worked... The people you meet when you haven't got a gun!

As for fat-boy Hirst, he used to live in Swinton and used to see him pissed regularly in The Gate, a pub which was a short stagger from his home. No wonder he was never fit, apart from the ale he imbibed he used to fall down a lot!

One evening he tried chatting up my mate's bird (a VERY aggressive Blades fan), big mistake, and very nearly cost the fat fucker most of his well exercised teeth!!!
 
Palmer is high on the list, although at the moment for me it is Sean McAllister after his blatant cheating in the derby last year. I saw a photo of the incident with Kilgallon and the pig cunt was already clutching his face before Kilgallon caught him in the back. And then the referee (forget his name, Graham Poll mk II) sends Kilgallon off! To compound matters, when that other pig cunt Johnson kicked the water bottle after being subbed, and then minced down the tunnel, the pigs still had a numerical advantage because he had been subbed.
 
heh.. have a few memories of david hirst.. first one was when a black range rover came roaring out of a driveway on twentywell lane and nearly knocked me off my mountain bike.. sheepish grin from the driver (d. hirst) .. the other one was we were once in champs bar on a thursday afternoon and david hirst and a few other players were in there.. mr hirst was absolutely bladdered and tripped over the doorway when he was leaving and hurt his wrist.. if i remember correctly he was injured for the saturday game (sprained wrist?).. having said that he seemed half decent and so it has to be curran for me..
 
Gary Megson is a Pig fan who played for them twice and whose father captained them, and who never misses an opportunity to gripe about us when his teams play us. He's my least favourite by virtue of these impeccable credentials.

Honourable mentions to Superpig Curran, Hirst, Palmer, Wilson, Sheridan, Kuqi, Howard Wilkinson and Nigel Worthington.
 
I`ll throw Paul Hart into the mix ,never got over his Forrest defeat in the play off semi, and never misses a chance to have a dig

Waddle ,loves himself even now hes a lard arse

Hirst ,more because he wasted a top talent than the fact he was a pig (he ws the type of centre forward I always thought I was but never had the ability to be)

Anderson loves himself

As for Palmer ,remember a trip over the pennines where I had agreed to meet some lads in the White Horse at Wadsley Bridge to get picked up by Shred ,it was a mid week game so as per we were to meet up at dinner time ,I was first in the boozer and Palmer and a couple of other pigs were on the snooker table in full pig shell suits .Palmer noticed my Blades for life badge and started giving me some gyp ,gobbing off in that feckin annoying accent about how shit the Blades were etc .He soon shut the feck up as one after the other about 30 Blades from our end of town slipped into the boozer .he slunk out to the sounds of pig squeals and shouts of "sooo hee sooo hee hear piggy piggy piggy "
 
Am i wrong in adding dave richards to the list.
bastard in the FA with friends who alledgadly do him favours. He obviously had nowt to do with the west ham thing or swillsborough being picked for world cup sheffield over BDTBL, Despite him expressing his opinion on which was the better ground.
 

boo radley said:
Am i wrong in adding dave richards to the list.
bastard in the FA with friends who alledgadly do him favours. He obviously had nowt to do with the west ham thing or swillsborough being picked for world cup sheffield over BDTBL, Despite him expressing his opinion on which was the better ground.
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I forgot about that cunt!!!
 
also never liked Jack Charlton, he used to fly fish in the river below our house near Ladybower, he used to tell us to go away in a language far more colourful than a grown man should ever be aiming at 12 year old boys, we just stayed amongst the trees and chucked stones at him, never hit the twat though!!!
 
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnn 1. Megson - Cunt and ginger, and had the temerity to apply to manage our glorious club. Cheeky ginger piggy bastard. My missus saw him in meadowhall just after he'd been sacked by bolton and subtly whispered 'piggy cunt' when she walked past him! Class! He had a proper double take cos he wasn't sure if he'd misheard and wasn't expecting it from a girl. Then he went bright red. He knew it, he was and is a piggy cunt.

Palmer - Gangly galumpfing shitbag who even played for wanky leeds. Another who had the cheek to say he wanted to manage the Blades. Didn't he once say 'I will get Utd promoted at the first attempt or will give my wages back' ?? No thanks turd chops.

Francis - Can't even say 'goal' properly. Just what is a 'go' Trev?

Waddle - Yes, you can't deny he was a class act and even carried on playing at a wanky level (in comparison) but is a fat bigheaded piggy bastard. Never misses an opportunity to slag Bades off (ala Megson)

Hirst - again was a good striker capable of destroying defences, more impressively I saw him totally destroy a Pizza hut all you can eat Buffet once, a couple of years ago. Wow that was impressive. You could see the sweat and panic on the staff's faces when he kept getting up for more. Reminiscent of Rocky Balboa and for that i salute him. But fat piggy bastard - from barnsley to boot.


Mentions in dispatches to Pleat (cheer up david pleat - top song!) Kuqi, Worthington, Tudgay, Hattersley, Pearson, Hart.........the list goes on.


Oh almost forgot about Des Walker. Good old horse faced Des. You'll never beat him they used to say....... I will never forget his face when he slapped those two own goals in, in the play off semi!!! You'll never beat Des Walker???? Beat that you Piggy bastard !!!!!
 
For me...

1) Laws. Typical fat pig bastard. Running down the touchline at Swillsborough with his blue and shite scarf. Also last weekend. How some Hull fans didn't get on the pitch and twat him as he jumped up and down in front of them (in his overstretched suit).

2) Palmer. All the aforementioned reasons. Surely the most inept fucker to ever pull on an England shirt (and I'm including Crouch). A typical 'look at me' big fish in tiny (gene) pool. Looked in a mirror, pal? You're a lanky, goofy, ugly cunt who can't even speak properly.

3) Pearson (John, although that smug twat at Leicester deserves a mention). Yelling into the mic. for the deplorable RS reminds me of why I stopped listening to that shite station.

4) Des Walker. Could be Palmer's twin, with his retarded looks, over-elevated opinion of himself and another twat who should never have worn an England shirt.

5) Waddle. Like so many 'up their arse' ex-piggies, has now bloated up to Straffordesque proportions. For younger viewers, he was not a good player. Just a one trick pony - drop left shoulder and go right. Sure it made him a good living but about as bewildering as Stanley Matthews in the 1953 Final.

6. Atkinson. How this fat, over-rated prick ever made a good living out of doing anything other than an impression of 'bookie goes to Blackpool' I'll never know. Fat, frazzled comb-over, perma-tanned, bling-wearing cunt.

7. Charlton. A thug during his entire career. Talks in an unitelligible accent. Ugly. Thick as pig shit. Fitted in well with Ireland. Still, used to make a good living as a 'pundit' as he was a 'character' but - like Jimmy Beglin - knows fuck all about football and Ceefax subtitles required.

8. Johnson For the aforementioned reasons. He like those other cunts Esijas and Tudgay, drifts through a season, until we play them. Typical 'aren't I great' Wendy players and true local stars. (Well, in Crystal and Kingdom, maybe.)

Finally, Richards, Betts, Blunkett, Hattersley, Ashton and all the other bent, leftie fuckers that have ruined Sheffield.

If all these (and more) aren't enough to get us fired up today....

Edit. Apologies for all the swearing. I'm actually a vicar in my local parish and will be off to service shortly. It's just the thought of those blue and white cunts that drives me fucking crazy.
 
Woke up this morning and remembered......................................how could i possibly have forgotten........................................big fat racist Ron!!!! At least he had the good grace to look like a pig too!! Gutted I can't go today. Not even on the fuckin box. Sky / bbc bastards.
 
How did so many of them play for England? No wonder we didn't qualify for USA in 1994. Sinton, palmer, woods, walker....
 
And Johnson. Dirty bastard he is. Typical pig, swans around town (shoul I say trots?) like he owns the place, dirty crap bastard.
 
well he was certainly dirty and crap today :p

Can't believe how many of you don't like David Hirst. I've met the bloke a few times and he's a really sound fella, bought me a few drinks and will generally sit and talk for as long as you'll keep him there!
 
Yep, add Jermaine Johnson to the top of the list.

Smashes a young kid in the back of the neck with a swinging forearm one season and then elbows our star striker to take him out - crucially - for five minutes. Sounds like Cressy made him s**t himself when he came back on though! :)
 
my vote has to be megson,the gum chewing ginger tosser,especially after all that bollox with the battle of bramall lane.he was supposed to be one of the bright young up coming managers,top men dont behave like pricks seeking publicity like he did.the wanker.
although john (phooooar) pearson for his stupid radio commentries, another wanker runs him very close
 
i think ref rob styles is a secret pig,for depriving us of them 3 points against liverpool,i.e the penalty and talking a load of shit for his decision
 

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