Monster Monster!

[DifferentClass]

It's the same target audience!

I thought Cartman drank Elev8.

After all, neither of them really exist.

 

[Cheesebored]

Are you the boz-boz?

Got any cake?

 

[Bartleby]

Just to avoid embarrassment with your dealer, whizz is amphetamine (speed), coke is charlie. Always happy to help (not literally).

and Mary Jane is ...

 

[BushBlade]

and Mary Jane is ...

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Piss weak?

 

[Bartleby]

Piss weak?

aka session beer (agree that's weak though, I'll go for around 4% such as Taylor's Landlord if I'm having more than 5 or 6 pints)

 

[Sean Thornton]

Turns out I'm not as down with the kids as previously thought.

That’s where you going wrong then. Speed and Charlie are uppers, not downers.

 

[mattbianco1]

No nothing to do with Eric Hall

New energy drink partner

big company that. Might have brought a few quid in.


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A brand new Canning line has gone in at Coca Cola Wakefield, purely for canning the Monster range

 

[Yank]

Last time I had a Monster ended up running buck ass naked down my street and somehow woke up in a ditch.Could have been the White Lightning moonshine i mixed with it too I suppose

 

[BladesOnToast]

This is why we'll never be as massive as the Pigs. We get miniscule sponsors like Monster and USG they get Dtaxis and all of Chansiris other major businesses.

Well i heard Chupa Chups are thinking of bidding to be our Official Loillipop Partner....

 

[Freethinker]

and Mary Jane is ...

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Delicious

 

[Kev Gee]

Quite a big name in the energy drink market.
The punch flavour is nice and powers me through the rest of the day when I'm climbing my 5 phone pole.

How does elev8 compare to monster?

No idea... May as well be drinking fresh air because air actually exists.

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Purple Monster's oreyt

My Mrs often says this. Giggity

 

[mancunianblade]

Fuel for Goths

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

Energy drinks are the devil’s semen.

 

[wavy-blade]

 

[grafikhaus]

It’s great marketing to trick fat people that what they need is a can of sugar, caffeine and chemicals to power them through those next three episodes of Dinner Dates on ITV2.

'Did somebody say Just Eat?'

 

[shorehamview]

My Mrs often says this. Giggity

Who does she say it to?