Monday headline predictions

[S64 Blade]

Lovable Sheffield Wednesday TV personality, Dougie Naylor, punched in kidneys (again) as Blades fans attack disabled section, following their last minute winner.

Not the ‘punchiest’ of headlines, but there’s a lot to say.

 

[Good Pinch Of Snuff]

'Carvalho sees Red as Blades hit 6!'

 

[Robby Blade]

Match postponed due to waterlogged pitch.

©Likely Lads.

 

[stringjunior]

Wilder receives life ban after twatting carlos

 

[mattbianco1]

Classy Owls cut through Blades.

 

[Jehovah]

Sheffield united ram the owls right up the ass.

Jehovah times now 4p

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Kidney punching bastards narrowly defeat brave, plucky, heroic, imperious, wonderful, dazzling, spectacular, talented magnificent massive Owls 4-0.

 

[blade.i.am]

Whose massive now?

 

[Pollingtonblade]

SUB TUDOR SINKS OWLS

Didn’t the Green Un once have German Sub sinks Blades when Uwe Rosler banged the winner in?

 

[Pollingtonblade]

The Star Headline day after the original Sunday Pig Roast was

Pride and Passion
Dejection and Defeat.

Off memory.

 

[United Aren't Back.]

Dull stalemate. More crowd trouble.

 

[Steve Mackan]

Wednesday fans defend rust bucket after United fans bring TripAdvisor Rating down to 1 star.

 

[diode_blade]

United fans try to nick rust bucket to sell for scrap.......

 

[Silent Blade]

Didn’t the Green Un once have German Sub sinks Blades when Uwe Rosler banged the winner in?

When was this? Man City scored only once against us when he played for us (1994-98) and the scorer was Kevin Horlock

 

[Ricky]

'Who are Paul Fleck and John Coutts - an in depth investigation into Irish duo who somehow took brilliant Owls apart'

Coutts, above, played a starring role as Blades enjoyed over 70% possession

 

[Silent Blade]

Didn’t the Green Un once have German Sub sinks Blades when Uwe Rosler banged the winner in?

When was this? Man City scored only once against us when he played for us (1994-98) and the scorer was Kevin Horlock

Must be against Wendy?

https://www.11v11.com/matches/manchester-city-v-sheffield-wednesday-18-march-1995-22067/

 

[metalblade]

Blades fans beat up 96 yr old Grandma on Hillsborough corner, shoppers and children as young as ten are left terrified as they seek refuge in Berres Pork shop.

 

[Ecco1889]

If the pigs do win,I predict blunt or blunted used profusely

 

[robbiez666]

They like to use Blades Blunted, so I expect that regardless of result.

 

[S64 Blade]

If it's The Star, it's like to have a spelling mistake in there, whatever the headline is.

 

[derfblade.3]

The Star headlines .........Nasty Blades fans at end of game singing..."You can shove your Boxing Day up your arse". Ok, they won 4-0, but come on, we're all Sheffield aren't we?

 

[Yellarbellyblade]

Save our Owls?

 

[stringer]

Every major club in England gutted as the Massives trek to keep the Premier and Champions league completions alive falters yet sgain. Glazers file for bankruptcy.

Trevor Brooking refuses to fellate Sir Dave Richards again although doesn't rule out noshing Tango instead. Just in case.

Wednesdays 5-0 loss at home not as clear a result as it seems writes the Stars Danny 04.

Hi Sean Thornton, a little tip - if you use an @ sign and type my name, it comes up enjoy the game

 

[stringer]

'Here are 3 reasons why Sheffield United's 4th goal WAS lucky - agreed?'

'Ricky makes funny joke or valid point on forum'. Hang on, maybe not

 

[Willie Carlin]

Good Evans!!!

 

[Blade_In_Sydney]

fucking ell spelling police are out tonight.

No, we just don't understand your English.
Come on, raise your game, it's not difficult.

 

[Danny Blade]

'Owls decapitated by ultra sharp Blades'

We're all Forged in Steel aren't we?

 

[TimofeeVee]

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=z...AUICigB&biw=1920&bih=950#imgrc=T1SabjVhUSSwfM:

Wednesday goooood, United baaaaad

 

[super_pig]

carvalho 'result flattered them' .. whatever the result

 

[Ricky]

'Here are 3 reasons why Sheffield United's 4th goal WAS lucky - agreed?'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!