Just who is the bluntest of them all. "Why it could be Evans, Cresswell or Bogdanovic .... take your pick"
We've had some pretty blunt strikers at the Lane since I've been watching (Cadimaterie, David White in his latter stages, Phil Starbuck, Jostein Flo and Craig Beattie are a few that spring to mind) but the current crop seem to be competiting for the most blunt striker in England award.
We've got the inneffective Cresswell. Legs gone, disappears for long spells and likes lying down. He wins little in the air, isn't that strong and his eye for goal is even out. If he got goals for running around then he's be David Villa, but infortunately it's more like having ricky Villa up top.
Evans: what can I say. The guy couldn't hit a barn door. His touch is awful, he rarely wins and header and never puts a shift in. You wouldn't mind if he had an eye for goal. Sure he has a hard shot .... it's a shame he can't direct them. The guy is so low on confidence that he really looks like he wouldn't score in a brothel.
There seems a reason why Speed showed faith in Evans and left Bogdanovic on the bench for so long. We have our very own six foot powder puf. Just when we thought that Evans and Cresswell couldn't add less to the team, in steps Malta's finest. Can't hold the ball up, doesn't win headers and heads like a 12 year old girl.
Speed has already said that we won't be bringing anyone in, so we are stuck with the 3 bluntest strikers in the league. Unfortunately training is not the answer, as no amount of shooting practice will get this rabble finding the back of the net. I thought we had life tough when Andy Gray was leading the line, but that seems like wonderland. Evans, Cresswell and Boggy make Andy Scott, Carl Veart and Gareth Taylor look like Didider Drogba figures!?
Dear oh dear, it's a sorry state when we are all eagerly awaiting the return of Henderson. Big Darius has been very disappointing in a Blades shirt, but geez he makes ten of those wet lettuces. Hendo has taken a lot of stick of Blades, but I think most would have him ranked as higher than the other 3. Hurry up back Darius.
**I must say that with all this doom and gloom at the moment its making my job, shining sunshine onto the forum, very difficult. There's so much negativity around that it's making the likes of Lenners and myself's tasks very tricky!!?**