Messi.

[sitwell]

Keith messy from Deepcar.

 

[JT89]

 

[Blade in Cordoba]

 

[kevreedy]

Good job for Messi he staying at Barcelona.saves Basham tackling him and landing on his arse on the pitch every two min.and pleading to the ref give a yellow card.

 

[Jon Bon II]

Just heard a good un. My brother was at Watford gap services on the m1 motorway. this massive Mercedes. stopped right in front of him.and this bloke got out. fucking hell it,s
Messi.so my brother asked are you going to Sheff wendy. Messi replied who are they Amigo never heard of them. I know Sheffield United. Senior Sabella has told me all about them.
I would love to play for Sheffield United.but they can not afford me, Amigo.i go to Man Ciity.

 

[Gimli]

Messi was never going anywhere. The biggest achievement of the whole ‘Messi is leaving Barca’ story is that they actually had some people believing it would happen.

It was all BS and no doubt will end up with Messi receiving a new and improved Barca contract.