Message to our manager.

[Tunstall Fred]

These loveable scallywags....

Lydon. Top Row. Second from left.

Which one is Nancy Mitford?

 

[mosbolad]

Snickers have never been the same since they stopped calling them Marathon bars. Same with Treets, M&M's my arse.

Just out of interest what do they actually now call your arse?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Which one is Nancy Mitford?

The one with her mouth open, front left.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Just out of interest what do they actually now call your arse?

What kind of interest would that be?

 

[snootyfenooty]

You could be right. To be honest I'm having a crisis of conscience about joining in on a bit of merriment - particularly at this time of year- on such a fine thread. Especially one which references holes, rectums and chocolate bars in only five pages.

Then you should read this, there's always someone worse off than you. I couldn't imagine anything worse than what these poor snowflakes had to endure.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-42385803

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Which one is Nancy Mitford?

Front Row. Centre.

I think it may be the OP though... I imagine him being one of those sexual deviant types.

 

[BushBlade]

You could be right. To be honest I'm having a crisis of conscience about joining in on a bit of merriment - particularly at this time of year- on such a fine thread. Especially one which references holes, rectums and chocolate bars in only five pages.

I think you could get both. Plain ones that were like minstrels and peanut ones that were similar to M&Ms.

 

[Mumbo]

Flakey thread turns into a Marathon.

 

[Tunstall Fred]

Flakey thread turns into a Marathon.

You should have wispa'd that

 

[Maidenhead]

I went off kit kat when I found out that you could get more fingers in Fiona Richmond

 

[Tunstall Fred]

I went off kit kat when I found out that you could get more fingers in Fiona Richmond

Malcolm Allison certainly did

 

[raul]

Goo on Woody

 

[mosbolad]

What kind of interest would that be?

Trust you to be sniffing round his......erm......arse!

 

[bornablade]

This thread has become totally non-Blades related. Therefore....

I give you Steve Caramac

 

[BushBlade]

This thread has become totally non-Blades related. Therefore....

I give you Steve Caramac

Cameron Carter-Snickers

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

Give the bloke some fucking backing in January and sign the players he wants.

Someone said on another thread ‘would You pay £2 for a Snickers’ - if I was fucking starving, I’d pay a tenner for it!

Doesn't like to be messed around our Chris. Direct and forthright during this interview about his position as Halifax manager, oddly juxtaposed to a blaring Spandau Ballet track. Take note Kevin and Prince Abdullah.

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

I love Blue Ribands. I'm aware this makes me a twat, it is not the only reason I am one.

Why would you choose a Blue Riband when you could have a Tunnock's Caramel Wafer?

 

[DifferentClass]

Why would you choose a Blue Riband when you could have a Tunnock's Caramel Wafer?

Nahhh, Tunnocks Caramel Logs are where it's at. Fucking gorge.

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

Nahhh, Tunnocks Caramel Logs are where it's at. Fucking gorge.

I shall launch a quest to find this delicacy, together with the legendary dark chocolate Caramel Wafers that I have just found on Google search whilst commencing said quest.

 

[Sean Thornton]

People s

Cameron Carter-Snickers

Jeff Bourneville

 

[Keen Blade]

I think it's great that Wilder thinks were 'in a hole'. He makes no excuse for wanting to win every game, with no time to stand back and say 'ooh haven't we done well'. He wants all his players to stand up and be counted, to take an opportunity when it arises. He wants the likes of Lundstram and Carruthers to step up and be as good as Fleck and Coutts. I see nothing wrong with that attitude at all.

Blue Ribands and 54321's were just those cheap chocolate wafer bars that your Mum bought in packs of 10 to stick in your lunch box for school. I successfully lobbied for Penguins and Fruit Clubs (but not Orange ones <shudder>) instead.

Fruit Clubs , now yer talkin ! Lovely raisins. Strange how Jacobs were allowed to put that 'Agent Orange' into a choc bar but i suppose that's the 60s for you. Stuff intended for Vietnam ended up in school playgrounds. At least they had the decency to call it Orange and not Fruit.
This talk of Club biscuits reminds me of a rather tasteful term used in my Junior School days in the 60s , to describe a gentlemen who preferred other gentlemen - "he likes a lot of chocolate on his biscuit".
From the advertisement jingle/tag-line "if you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit , join our Cluuuuub !"
Oh we 8 year olds couldn't half giggle !

 

[The Crab]

Why would you choose a Blue Riband when you could have a Tunnock's Caramel Wafer?

A fair point well made. Blue Ribands are a small hark back to my childhood, so a nice thing to have now and again (my "go to" snack biscuit is a Penguin). I've had Tunnocks Caramel Wafers and would have to agree, they are very nice.

 

[The Crab]

Also can I just say, the return to the shelves of the Trio biscuit is very welcome news indeed.

 

[The Crab]

I'm sure Treets became M&M's. The old joke was if you shove a peanut up your arse it goes down a Treet.

That was going to be LYDON party trick at the Crabmas Party.

 

[The Crab]

Just out of interest what do they actually now call your arse?

In the sprit of Americanisation, his arse is now known as a Caboose.

 

[coaxingstar71]

Peanut Butter M & M's from America are awesome.

John Flake

 

[mosbolad]

In the sprit of Americanisation, his arse is now known as a Caboose.

Whoa there Crab!!!........ AmericaniZation surely...... Don't lose access to the market with such a schoolboy error........

 

[The Crab]

Whoa there Crab!!!........ AmericaniZation surely...... Don't lose access to the market with such a schoolboy error........

Already gaining a foothold........................

 

[Sean Thornton]

Whoa there Crab!!!........ AmericaniZation surely...... Don't lose access to the market with such a schoolboy error........

Lose the market? Homeland Security are our biggest customer. Verns interrogation techniques lectures are a huge profit centre and our range of water boarding accessories are big sellers.

Our US Motto is "Just when you think you are out, we pull you back in"

Once our Mick Donalds burger franchises are up and running, just waiting for the Namibian Wagyu beef to, err, mature, we'll be printing money (we are now, but you get my drift). We are also looking at taking over a big chain and turning it into a 100% Pork store. It's called Wendies.

 

[Woodwardfan]

Oh, the halcyon days of Vietnam. I began as a "reef shark", though I may have been promoted over time. I lost track, a little. Norway seems to have restored me to the Fish Pantheon.

#beyondevereyrationalpale

No promotion Shocking., you're moderate as hard you try. You are not that nasty, not too vulgar and don't swear much, pussy cat really

Must say I do have more time to post while on holiday though, unlike some sad souls on here 24/7. I honestly believe that is so unhealthy on a number of levels, particularly for younger members who should 'get a life' while they are fit and young, it soon passes and sniping away on here and talking about Blue Ribands placed in areas of female anatomy is so crass and childish and such a waste of quality time available.

Also I am a 'clapper' and don't feel the need to chip in so much when things are going well.

These are great days for our club where unity is better than it's been for years. Fighting battles with fellow Blades says a lot about those involved. Quality members can be driven away by morons and Blue Ribands, perhaps there ought to be a kindergarten and moron section on the site.

Tell you what though Shocking, why not put me on 'ignore' try that for size fellow Blade.

This is the highest quality thread I have ever seen (at least in its initiation). Sadly, I suspect my appreciation will be on ignore.

You are right, there are currently 63 'likes' on tbe o.p..