Message to our manager.

[Tom Bott]

I've been off topic since I was diagnosed with a nut allergy.

 

[silver blade]

We are not " in a hole" as you said last night. We are way beyond our wildest dreams of just 18 months ago. If it's a hole it's way up a mountain!

How you and your management team have produced the results since you arrived beggars belief. Given the number of new recruits in the squad and the list and nature of our injuries, it is remarkable that we are still in a play-off place anyway.

You personally are not used to such a losing spell these past 2 years. We personally are!

The mountain will have one or two or three levels where we pause for breath on the way up to the summit.

Be confident in the knowledge we are with you come what may. Blades together.




P.S. play Jake Wright!

We are not in a hole yet but we are dropping into it pretty fast, can't expect miracles ones players are back from injuries/suspension as confidence will be shattered by then, yes we could make the play offs but we could also be in a fight against relegation, Merry Christmas everyone

 

[TJB.]

Sandy Fanny Syndrome

Think I saw them play West Street Live once.

And there's nowt wrong wi a Blue Riband.

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

 

[super_pig]

If you'd said Tatooine I would be sympathetic, but the Cotswolds is hardly the Gobi desert or a byword for single item stores, despite the apparent wealth of the locals.

these aren’t the snickers you’re looking for

 

[Keen Blade]

We are not in a hole yet but we are dropping into it pretty fast, can't expect miracles ones players are back from injuries/suspension as confidence will be shattered by then, yes we could make the play offs but we could also be in a fight against relegation, Merry Christmas everyone

 

[mattbianco1]

Give the bloke some fucking backing in January and sign the players he wants.

Someone said on another thread ‘would You pay £2 for a Snickers’ - if I was fucking starving, I’d pay a tenner for it!

It was me.

The thing is, we weren't starving in the summer. We are now so maybe we do have to stump up. Alternatively, there may be someone in the next shop down the road selling a Cadburys Starbar for 80p. Not quite a Snickers but leaves enough money left over for a can of pop too.

Yeah, we need to replace but we can't just lob any amount of money at a random player.

Imagine the uproar on here if it turned out we'd spent £3m on Lundstram? Half the fan base are pissed off he cost anything at all

 

[Keen Blade]

Can I have another Cole for the fire Mr Scrooge ?
Happy Christmas ,
Blue Riband Bob Scratchitt.

 

[Keen Blade]

Can I have another Cole for the fire Mr Scrooge ?
Happy Christmas ,
Blue Riband Bob Scratchitt.

Fuckin Reply to Silver , that was. Just couldn't hit the buttons.

 

[Keen Blade]

Revolutionary biscuits of Italy
Rise up out of your box
You have nothing to lose but your wafers
Yum yum yum yum yum.

Do you speak of Garibaldis ?

 

[The Crab]

Think I saw them play West Street Live once.

And there's nowt wrong wi a Blue Riband.

I love Blue Ribands. I'm aware this makes me a twat, it is not the only reason I am one.

 

[coaxingstar71]

I think it's great that Wilder thinks were 'in a hole'. He makes no excuse for wanting to win every game, with no time to stand back and say 'ooh haven't we done well'. He wants all his players to stand up and be counted, to take an opportunity when it arises. He wants the likes of Lundstram and Carruthers to step up and be as good as Fleck and Coutts. I see nothing wrong with that attitude at all.

Blue Ribands and 54321's were just those cheap chocolate wafer bars that your Mum bought in packs of 10 to stick in your lunch box for school. I successfully lobbied for Penguins and Fruit Clubs (but not Orange ones <shudder>) instead.

 

[Houston_Blade]

It was me.

The thing is, we weren't starving in the summer. We are now so maybe we do have to stump up. Alternatively, there may be someone in the next shop down the road selling a Cadburys Starbar for 80p. Not quite a Snickers but leaves enough money left over for a can of pop too.

Yeah, we need to replace but we can't just lob any amount of money at a random player.

Imagine the uproar on here if it turned out we'd spent £3m on Lundstram? Half the fan base are pissed off he cost anything at all

Brilliant analogies, loving it. I despised snickers in earlier life though, I've only converted to the peanut in later life.

 

[Rusty view]

If you had a tenner, why would you be starving?

Because you need to pay the freehold for the snickers before enjoying it.

 

[Davalon]

Chocolate and nuts together is deserving of anaphylactic shock imho

 

[Sean Thornton]

I think it's great that Wilder thinks were 'in a hole'. He makes no excuse for wanting to win every game, with no time to stand back and say 'ooh haven't we done well'. He wants all his players to stand up and be counted, to take an opportunity when it arises. He wants the likes of Lundstram and Carruthers to step up and be as good as Fleck and Coutts. I see nothing wrong with that attitude at all.

Blue Ribands and 54321's were just those cheap chocolate wafer bars that your Mum bought in packs of 10 to stick in your lunch box for school. I successfully lobbied for Penguins and Fruit Clubs (but not Orange ones <shudder>) instead.

We really should stick to just Sports biscuits.

 

[The Crab]

We really should stick to just Sports biscuits.

I'm fine with that, they're lovely

 

[coaxingstar71]

We really should stick to just Sports biscuits.

I always found them interesting to look at but ultimately disappointing in taste.

Same with these.....


Look nice, but bland as fuck.

 

[raul]

Uniteds. Right name, blue and white striped wrapper.

Unsolvable.

 

[coaxingstar71]

Uniteds. Right name, blue and white striped wrapper.

Unsolvable.

The creator must have been from Colchester.

 

[snootyfenooty]

Snickers have never been the same since they stopped calling them Marathon bars. Same with Treets, M&M's my arse.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Snickers have never been the same since they stopped calling them Marathon bars. Same with Treets, M&M's my arse.

Weren't Treets replaced by Minstrels?

 

[snootyfenooty]

Weren't Treets replaced by Minstrels?

I'm sure Treets became M&M's. The old joke was if you shove a peanut up your arse it goes down a Treet.

 

[Sean Thornton]

I'm sure Treets became M&M's. The old joke was if you shove a peanut up your arse it goes down a Treet.

You could be right. To be honest I'm having a crisis of conscience about joining in on a bit of merriment - particularly at this time of year- on such a fine thread. Especially one which references holes, rectums and chocolate bars in only five pages.

 

[Tunstall Fred]

You could be right. To be honest I'm having a crisis of conscience about joining in on a bit of merriment - particularly at this time of year- on such a fine thread. Especially one which references holes, rectums and chocolate bars in only five pages.

Come on ,we have all tried a walnut whip up the old tradesmans,during quality alone time

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

You could be right. To be honest I'm having a crisis of conscience about joining in on a bit of merriment - particularly at this time of year- on such a fine thread. Especially one which references holes, rectums and chocolate bars in only five pages.

This is the highest quality thread I have ever seen (at least in its initiation). Sadly, I suspect my appreciation will be on ignore.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Weren't Treets replaced by Minstrels?

These loveable scallywags....

Lydon. Top Row. Second from left.

 

[Sean Thornton]

This is the highest quality thread I have ever seen (at least in its initiation). Sadly, I suspect my appreciation will be on ignore.

All that's missing is cats, dogs, fish, attendances and Hitler(although he wanted to ban free bantz as well)

Were you a shark in those halcyon days?

The only downside is Foxy and Linz being beseeched to ban people. At Yuletide as well......

 

[Sean Thornton]

These loveable scallywags....

Lydon. Top Row. Second from left.

I want a girl, just like the girl that married, dear old dad.

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

All that's missing is cats, dogs, fish, attendances and Hitler(although he wanted to ban free bantz as well)

Were you a shark in those halcyon days?

The only downside is Foxy and Linz being beseeched to ban people. At Yuletide as well......

Oh, the halcyon days of Vietnam. I began as a "reef shark", though I may have been promoted over time. I lost track, a little. Norway seems to have restored me to the Fish Pantheon.

#beyondevereyrationalpale