Message to our manager.

[8lade]

Why buy Blue Ribands when you can buy Tunnocks caramels for the same price??

but Lidl's Caramel Biscuit is just as good but less expensive.

 

[BigBed]

Sainsbury's family unfortunately pal, spend abit more to avoid the "un-washed"

 

[HillmortonBlade]

I did start down that route, but I deleted it

Too much nonsense in quality threads can deter proper posters who have weighty opinions and authentic gravitas.

In which case you should be fine to say what you want on this thread.

 

[Plymouthblade]

Waitrose me posh as fuck

 

[coolhandluke]

The main problem in the JTW tends to be the availability of quality confectionery, rather than (or as much as) its price.

Given the recent raising of expectations on this board, would Ryan Leonard (e.g.) now be seen as a Snickers, or as a "twenty for a pound Christmas chocolate coin" ?

Neither .

Leonard's a wagon wheel all day long .

 

[Sean Thornton]

Yes and it seems I have a stalker. Wonder if he can fetch me a snickers.

At a tenner? You can fuck right off......

 

[Woodwardfan]

Don't you think it odd though, that a pretty good defender has forgotten the art of being defensive?? It's alright throwing every striker on, we we leave ourselves wide open to being slaughtered.
What are your thoughts on this??

None for this thread.

 

[Living In a Fantasy World]

The players and coaching staff have raised the expectations very high, but we can't end up being to critical when it doesn't go our way.
We are having a wobble, we just need to steady our feet and get back to playing full-hearted football.

 

[SUFC Guy]

Neither .

Leonard's a wagon wheel all day long .

Carloss's wagon wheels have fallen off - well what do you expect for £20 ?

 

[Woodwardfan]

I did start down that route, but I deleted it

Too much nonsense in quality threads can deter proper posters who have weighty opinions and authentic gravitas.

So true.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Anyway, the McCabes are back in town.......

 

[Keen Blade]

A Kit Kat Chunky was already £2 at Bramall Lane over 10 years ago.

The real danger is paying £2 in January and ending up with a Blue Riband. Blue Ribands are shit, like chocolate covered sawdust and only liked by twats.

I'll admit, I'm going off-topic here.

To go even further off topic , I'd never thought of shoving a blue riband up her twat , but your suggestion that's the only place they're liked is probably accurate.

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

So true.

Whooooosh

 

[breeny]

We are not " in a hole" as you said last night. We are way beyond our wildest dreams of just 18 months ago. If it's a hole it's way up a mountain!

How you and your management team have produced the results since you arrived beggars belief. Given the number of new recruits in the squad and the list and nature of our injuries, it is remarkable that we are still in a play-off place anyway.

You personally are not used to such a losing spell these past 2 years. We personally are!

The mountain will have one or two or three levels where we pause for breath on the way up to the summit.

Be confident in the knowledge we are with you come what may. Blades together.




P.S. play Jake Wright!

Love it

 

[Tyler Durden]

To go even further off topic , I'd never thought of shoving a blue riband up her twat , but your suggestion that's the only place they're liked is probably accurate.

I wouldn't even recommend them for twatular insertion. You'd get bits of wafer in the orafice and it'd be a bastard for her to get it out.
I'd suggest a Mars bar or maybe even a Toblerone if you're feeling kinky.

 

[Bladesman]

A Kit Kat Chunky was already £2 at Bramall Lane over 10 years ago.

The real danger is paying £2 in January and ending up with a Blue Riband. Blue Ribands are shit, like chocolate covered sawdust and only liked by twats.

I'll admit, I'm going off-topic here.

I totally understand the meaning behind the post though.

You can't pay 2007 prices in 2017.

Look at the fucking price of Freddo's!

 

[Keen Blade]

I wouldn't even recommend them for twatular insertion. You'd get bits of wafer in the orafice and it'd be a bastard for her to get it out.
I'd suggest a Mars bar or maybe even a Toblerone if you're feeling kinky.

Yeh , sawdust/sand - no appreciable difference really in this context - both would lead to Sandy Fanny Syndrome , (plenty on here with that condition).

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

I feel we have done a disservice to the OP, which was a quality thread by a poster who really is a cut above the rest of us. Boooo ! All of the rest of us out !

 

[Grappler]

I'm getting a bit confused here lads, which chocolate bar is the scapegoat?

 

[Sean Thornton]

I'm getting a bit confused here lads, which chocolate bar is the scapegoat?

 

[snootyfenooty]

A Kit Kat Chunky was already £2 at Bramall Lane over 10 years ago.

The real danger is paying £2 in January and ending up with a Blue Riband. Blue Ribands are shit, like chocolate covered sawdust and only liked by twats.

I'll admit, I'm going off-topic here.

At least the Blue Ribands have a bit of chocolate on them to dampen the wafer dust down. Whoever invented wafers needs fucking. If you inhale those things whilst you're chewing them you gag more than smoking a fucking Woodbine. Should have a health warning on the packet in my opinion.

 

[Harrisblade]

I'm getting a bit confused here lads, which chocolate bar is the scapegoat?

Any you want really, they all will be eventually anyway

 

[raul]

Revolutionary biscuits of Italy
Rise up out of your box
You have nothing to lose but your wafers
Yum yum yum yum yum.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

I'm getting a bit confused here lads, which chocolate bar is the scapegoat?

Jamal. Leon or/and Clayton.

Welcome to the 1970s Comedy Hour...
here's your host,
Jack Smethurst....

 

[Jon Slinn]

Chris Wilder - The only person that seems upset at our recent performances in the team. If the players showed as much spirit as Wilder or the Fans, The start of a different positive run would be underway. The Team needs to take a long hard look at themselves. The talk of its just a minor blip are long gone. In Wilder we trust.

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

Jamal. Leon or/and Clayton.

Welcome to the 1970s Comedy Hour...
here's your host,
Jack Smethurst....

No! Don't you know people like this can play football ?

Shame on you, Sir John.

 

[Woodwardfan]

Oh dear I've just read this thread to include all those I have ignored for months, the sad souls I once called 'sharks' and tried to hold up mirrors for them to take a look at themselves.

Well I changed them not!

This thread became a hijacked by 'sharks 'who sadly have nothing better to do on a Sunday. Not only are they sad and vindictiive, they are vulgar and crude. My signature reflects the opinion I value from the great Brian Clough. Frankly while being fellow Blades, I am so pleased they find me different to themselves.

Social media can bring out poor behaviour acted from behind pseudonym shields. Nevertheless personally I would never tell the collective bullies and individual cowards to stick a Blue Riband up their rectum even from behind my pseudonym. I think they are the types I used to move the family away from at away matches. Thankfully they do not cross our paths in real life.

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

You are correct. Social media does allow poor behaviour from behind pseudonyms. A fair proportion of your time on here, for example, in both formal threads and shoutbox, is spent lecturing other people on what you have concluded are their failings and your virtue. It's not an appealing mix. Why are you then surprised that people won't engage seriously with you ?

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

 

[1973Blade]

Give the bloke some fucking backing in January and sign the players he wants.

Someone said on another thread ‘would You pay £2 for a Snickers’ - if I was fucking starving, I’d pay a tenner for it!

I would say 'As a matter of principle I refuse to eat a Snickers bar because they are a symbol of how Americanised we are, now they aren't good old fashioned Marathons. I will starve to death'.