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Well on the one hand it's fucking sickening to see this crap.

But on the plus side it now means that all the cunts will be easily identifiable. Swings 'n' roundabouts I suppose.
 



Deleted Member said:
Even worse than that is the half and half scarves those fucking parasite Franchise FC cunts/fans wear. It's half Franchise FC and half Wimbledon.

Last season at Franchise FC I was drunk, displeased, cold and hungry having a feed in the McDonalds after the match when an absolute fucking clown wearing the aforementioned garment attempted to discuss football with me.

"Hard luck today fella"
"What's that your wearing around your neck"
"Oh, it's a half and half scarf recognising our clubs heritage"
"Take it off pal, then I might talk about the match with you"

So he takes it off, places it on the table whilst I demolish my Double Cheeseburger.

"So what did you think to the match today"
"See that bin over, take that scarf and throw it in the bin"
"There is no need to be like that"
"Yes there is, you are a franchise with no heritage whatsoever, you are not a football club, and don't even get me started with those half and half scarves"
"ok mate, I understand", and totally unperturbed he got up, took his snap and went and sat at another table.
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Ouch! That's a third degree burn!
 
Barney said:
Can we shut up about Old Trafford now. It's a disgrace of a ticketing strategy and it doesn't deserve to be getting excited about, it just encourages rip off prices.
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How so? Are you saying that the general public/woodwork fans should get the chance to queue up over me that has had a season ticket for 19yrs?

I agree the prices are ridiculously high but surely giving Season Ticket Holders first dibs is the best policy?
 
Deleted Member said:
Even worse than that is the half and half scarves those fucking parasite Franchise FC cunts/fans wear. It's half Franchise FC and half Wimbledon.

Last season at Franchise FC I was drunk, displeased, cold and hungry having a feed in the McDonalds after the match when an absolute fucking clown wearing the aforementioned garment attempted to discuss football with me.

"Hard luck today fella"
"What's that your wearing around your neck"
"Oh, it's a half and half scarf recognising our clubs heritage"
"Take it off pal, then I might talk about the match with you"

So he takes it off, places it on the table whilst I demolish my Double Cheeseburger.

"So what did you think to the match today"
"See that bin over, take that scarf and throw it in the bin"
"There is no need to be like that"
"Yes there is, you are a franchise with no heritage whatsoever, you are not a football club, and don't even get me started with those half and half scarves"
"ok mate, I understand", and totally unperturbed he got up, took his snap and went and sat at another table.
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image.jpeg Ouch;)
 
mattbianco1 said:
How so? Are you saying that the general public/woodwork fans should get the chance to queue up over me that has had a season ticket for 19yrs?

I agree the prices are ridiculously high but surely giving Season Ticket Holders first dibs is the best policy?
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It wasn't anything to do with season tickets. The prices are disgraceful, season ticket or not.
 
Deleted Member said:
Even worse than that is the half and half scarves those fucking parasite Franchise FC cunts/fans wear. It's half Franchise FC and half Wimbledon.

Last season at Franchise FC I was drunk, displeased, cold and hungry having a feed in the McDonalds after the match when an absolute fucking clown wearing the aforementioned garment attempted to discuss football with me.

"Hard luck today fella"
"What's that your wearing around your neck"
"Oh, it's a half and half scarf recognising our clubs heritage"
"Take it off pal, then I might talk about the match with you"

So he takes it off, places it on the table whilst I demolish my Double Cheeseburger.

"So what did you think to the match today"
"See that bin over, take that scarf and throw it in the bin"
"There is no need to be like that"
"Yes there is, you are a franchise with no heritage whatsoever, you are not a football club, and don't even get me started with those half and half scarves"
"ok mate, I understand", and totally unperturbed he got up, took his snap and went and sat at another table.
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Franchise FC aside, you make yourself sound a reyt cunt.
 
Deleted Member said:
Even worse than that is the half and half scarves those fucking parasite Franchise FC cunts/fans wear. It's half Franchise FC and half Wimbledon.

Last season at Franchise FC I was drunk, displeased, cold and hungry having a feed in the McDonalds after the match when an absolute fucking clown wearing the aforementioned garment attempted to discuss football with me.

"Hard luck today fella"
"What's that your wearing around your neck"
"Oh, it's a half and half scarf recognising our clubs heritage"
"Take it off pal, then I might talk about the match with you"

So he takes it off, places it on the table whilst I demolish my Double Cheeseburger.

"So what did you think to the match today"
"See that bin over, take that scarf and throw it in the bin"
"There is no need to be like that"
"Yes there is, you are a franchise with no heritage whatsoever, you are not a football club, and don't even get me started with those half and half scarves"
"ok mate, I understand", and totally unperturbed he got up, took his snap and went and sat at another table.
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This story is bullshit. It was a quarter pounder
 
Deleted Member said:
Even worse than that is the half and half scarves those fucking parasite Franchise FC cunts/fans wear. It's half Franchise FC and half Wimbledon.

Last season at Franchise FC I was drunk, displeased, cold and hungry having a feed in the McDonalds after the match when an absolute fucking clown wearing the aforementioned garment attempted to discuss football with me.

"Hard luck today fella"
"What's that your wearing around your neck"
"Oh, it's a half and half scarf recognising our clubs heritage"
"Take it off pal, then I might talk about the match with you"

So he takes it off, places it on the table whilst I demolish my Double Cheeseburger.

"So what did you think to the match today"
"See that bin over, take that scarf and throw it in the bin"
"There is no need to be like that"
"Yes there is, you are a franchise with no heritage whatsoever, you are not a football club, and don't even get me started with those half and half scarves"
"ok mate, I understand", and totally unperturbed he got up, took his snap and went and sat at another table.
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God I've only just read that and I'm of the opinion the other guy has it spot on.

You do make yourself sound a bit of a knob.
 



Think there will be 2 scarves that you have to adapt :)
 
In case anyone wanted to see what they looked like before deciding to purchase one of these sought after items.

The link again is http://www.sufcdirect.co.uk/hats-scarves-gloves/scarves-and-gloves/2947_Friendship-Scarf.html

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Barney said:
God I've only just read that and I'm of the opinion the other guy has it spot on.

You do make yourself sound a bit of a knob.
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Foxy surely this is against the rules. I demand to know why you aren't taking any action against this
 
My mate bought one of these for his lad the other day :(

Just noticed too that they're BOGOF. Does that mean hardly any fucker has bought one and they've got hundreds left lying around?
 
WhiteHawk said:
My mate bought one of these for his lad the other day :(

Just noticed too that they're BOGOF. Does that mean hardly any fucker has bought one and they've got hundreds left lying around?
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It's apparently so you can cut them both in half, swap them about and sew them back together,
Then sell the Man Utd scarf to a cockney outside Old Trafford for a tenner and you've got a Blades scarf for fuck all and £2 towards a Bovril at half time, win win ;)
 



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