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This needs moving to the Cunts thread

There'll be plenty of part timers with these things, it'll be the ones who've been on here in the last few weeks asking for loyalty points to get to Old Trafford.
 
A Manure 'fan' asked me over the weekend if I was going to what he described as 'your cup final' :mad:
 
So rather than calling it a "Half-n-Half" Scarf, they're calling it a "friendship" scarve...I ain't freinds with no cunt that buys one of them!
 
A Manure 'fan' asked me over the weekend if I was going to what he described as 'your cup final' :mad:

You should have told him you were going in the hope of attending Van Gaal's last stand....
 
I just left Tescos after a lovely conversation with an old lady in a man u shirt. I had my blades shirt on with the logo ironed off. She said "Hello young man are you looking forward to the g...." Before she finished I headbutted her nose through her face then strangled her with a half and half scarf she had on. People in the store were outraged, 5p for a carrier bag.
 



I ain't freinds with no cunt that buys one of them!
Did you punch him in the throat?

Apart from the obvious double negative..... I have to point out that this is a scarf? Have I missed something? Has war been declared?

It's a scarf! Get over it!

I know? Don't buy one.....Or maybe that should be don't not buy one......:eek:

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I just left Tescos after a lovely conversation with an old lady in a man u shirt. I had my blades shirt on with the logo ironed off. She said "Hello young man are you looking forward to the g...." Before she finished I headbutted her nose through her face then strangled her with a half and half scarf she had on. People in the store were outraged, 5p for a carrier bag.

Genuine question Jehova?....... What's the scarf like? o_O
 
Buy one get one free. Surprised they are not paying us to take them.
 

There's nothing that says "club that has given up" quite like preparing and selling memorabilia for a third round cup game.

"Remember the day in 2016 when we got to play a big club Grandad?"

"I don't just remember lad, I bought a 'friendship scarf' for the biggest game in a generation. I used it to mop up my tears of shame following the snorts of derision from the Manchester United fans."
 
There's nothing that says "club that has given up" quite like preparing and selling memorabilia for a third round cup game.

"Remember the day in 2016 when we got to play a big club Grandad?"

"I don't just remember lad, I bought a 'friendship scarf' for the biggest game in a generation. I used it to mop up my tears of shame following the snorts of derision from the Manchester United fans."

Yes, what a joke.

The last time I checked we've won our last 2 3rd round ties away at PL clubs and reached cup semis 2 years running.

Why are we behaving like star struck children and producing this scarf? Pathetic.

Mind you, these people are also responsible for that abomination of a home kit and they can't count to 125 and their idea of celebrating our history is building a statue of a Wednesdayite in the car park, so it's not surprising.
 
There's nothing that says "club that has given up" quite like preparing and selling memorabilia for a third round cup game.

"Remember the day in 2016 when we got to play a big club Grandad?"

"I don't just remember lad, I bought a 'friendship scarf' for the biggest game in a generation. I used it to mop up my tears of shame following the snorts of derision from the Manchester United fans."

Couldn't have put it better myself.

I just hope we release a DVD of the game next week at some point.
 
Yes, what a joke.

The last time I checked we've won our last 2 3rd round ties away at PL clubs and reached cup semis 2 years running.

Why are we behaving like star struck children and producing this scarf? Pathetic.

Mind you, these people are also responsible for that abomination of a home kit and they can't count to 125 and their idea of celebrating our history is building a statue of a Wednesdayite in the car park, so it's not surprising.

I don't have a problem with Dooley. The rest - have a "like" :-)
 
Can we shut up about Old Trafford now. It's a disgrace of a ticketing strategy and it doesn't deserve to be getting excited about, it just encourages rip off prices.
 
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Even worse than that is the half and half scarves those fucking parasite Franchise FC cunts/fans wear. It's half Franchise FC and half Wimbledon.

Last season at Franchise FC I was drunk, displeased, cold and hungry having a feed in the McDonalds after the match when an absolute fucking clown wearing the aforementioned garment attempted to discuss football with me.

"Hard luck today fella"
"What's that your wearing around your neck"
"Oh, it's a half and half scarf recognising our clubs heritage"
"Take it off pal, then I might talk about the match with you"

So he takes it off, places it on the table whilst I demolish my Double Cheeseburger.

"So what did you think to the match today"
"See that bin over, take that scarf and throw it in the bin"
"There is no need to be like that"
"Yes there is, you are a franchise with no heritage whatsoever, you are not a football club, and don't even get me started with those half and half scarves"
"ok mate, I understand", and totally unperturbed he got up, took his snap and went and sat at another table.
 



Even worse than that is the half and half scarves those fucking parasite Franchise FC cunts/fans wear. It's half Franchise FC and half Wimbledon.

Last season at Franchise FC I was drunk, displeased, cold and hungry having a feed in the McDonalds after the match when an absolute fucking clown wearing the aforementioned garment attempted to discuss football with me.

"Hard luck today fella"
"What's that your wearing around your neck"
"Oh, it's a half and half scarf recognising our clubs heritage"
"Take it off pal, then I might talk about the match with you"

So he takes it off, places it on the table whilst I demolish my Double Cheeseburger.

"So what did you think to the match today"
"See that bin over, take that scarf and throw it in the bin"
"There is no need to be like that"
"Yes there is, you are a franchise with no heritage whatsoever, you are not a football club, and don't even get me started with those half and half scarves"
"ok mate, I understand", and totally unperturbed he got up, took his snap and went and sat at another table.


Like a Tarantino script.
 

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