Me & Rustyblade are not good enough!!

[TarquinDelouche]

During the match yesterday both Rustyblade and I went (separately) for a lucky dump, and between us we couldn't rustle up a goal. If you ask me, this is a fucking disgrace and neither of us are fit to wear the shirt in the shitter ever again. It's like we didn't want it enough. I mean - what is our success rate? 1 goal in 10 turds? Not good enough at this level. We've got to go.

 

[raul]

I blame Brownie. If he'd stayed at home he could have manufactured a "Walsall".


Never been a Blade.

 

[Kenilworth]

Tarquers is an excellent bet for a lucky dump.
I think it has worked at least twice.

 

[Ollessendro]

Geez. And people give me shit for over use of irony and ladening everything with sarcasm. If ever there was a case for the return on the KOC. Tarquers me owd spagde, leave the satire to the pros.

 

[shorehamview]

Tarquers me owd spagde, leave the satire to the pros.

Olle will be able to point out the pros to you, once he's posted another 45 times about his fucking shed.

 

[Oughti-blade]

During the match yesterday both Rustyblade and I went (separately) for a lucky dump, and between us we couldn't rustle up a goal. If you ask me, this is a fucking disgrace and neither of us are fit to wear the shirt in the shitter ever again. It's like we didn't want it enough. I mean - what is our success rate? 1 goal in 10 turds? Not good enough at this level. We've got to go.


Like ^^^^^^^^^ alot

 

[boo radley]

Geez. And people give me shit for over use of irony and ladening everything with sarcasm. If ever there was a case for the return on the KOC. Tarquers me owd spagde, leave the satire to the pros.

Please take note, it was done in THREE LINES

 

[super_pig]

>Not good enough at this level. We've got to go.
indeed.. one turd in ten years isn't good enough.. even if you are captain

 

[Cool Clint]

I wouldn't like to be the one to put the arm band on captain turd!