McBurnie Video

[Greasy Chap Butty]

You should've called their bluff "Arrest me officer, and let's see if it'll stand up in court!"

True. It was stood up at the time, especially when handcuffed, but might not be by then

 

[Jinxy1966]

If I’m not in the clique then I’ll be setting up my own.

That’s just clique bait

 

[Deleted member 1486]

I was positively outraged until I saw the 'victim' was the type of person who goes to the pub in tracksuit bottoms and a back-to-front baseball cap, then I thought "fair enough".

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

Nigella gave my baby gravy top marks...............

Got this horrible thought in my head now of you straddling Nigella....with her big watermelons squashing your todger!

 

[Scarebus]

Got this horrible thought in my head now of you straddling Nigella....with her big watermelons squashing your todger!

Crikey! That's some imagination.

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

Crikey! That's some imagination.

Not really, I could have digressed onto Latvian nuns wrestling in birds powdered custard whilst crab is dressed up as an extra from gladiator!

 

[Jon Bon II]

Hearing rumours that lunnys shot an old woman.

Was she standing behind him?

 

[GodricBlade]

Not really, I could have digressed onto Latvian nuns wrestling in birds powdered custard whilst crab is dressed up as an extra from gladiator!

Here he is in the Green Room.

 

[Sean Thornton]

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Here he is in the Green Room.

Can't be the Green Room on Devonshire Street. You can see through the windows and the table isn't covered in old glass marks and sticky whatever.

 

[Greenwich Blade]

Not really, I could have digressed onto Latvian nuns wrestling in birds powdered custard whilst crab is dressed up as an extra from gladiator!

That happened to you as well?

 

[The Crab]

Crikey! That's some imagination.

Yeah, I thought I was fucked up.................

 

[Greenwich Blade]

Hearing rumours that lunnys shot an old woman.

Nah, she robbed him blind and is signing for Burnley in July.

 

[The Crab]

Not really, I could have digressed onto Latvian nuns wrestling in birds powdered custard whilst crab is dressed up as an extra from gladiator!

Couple of corrections.

They weren't Latvian.

And in my attempt to emulate a Zombie I'd wrapped myself in a shower curtain

 

[The Crab]

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Here he is in the Green Room.

8 hours in make up.

I'm a slave to my art.........

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Yeah, I thought I was fucked up.................

Reyt cheek. It's you wearing the gladiator outfit.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

8 hours in make up.

I'm a slave to my tart.........

Very specialised..

 

[Greenwich Blade]

Have things calmed down on here today, or is just that I've put all the sanctimonious pricks on ignore?

 

[The Crab]

Reyt cheek. It's you wearing the gladiator outfit.

No comment............

 

[The Crab]

Very specialised..

Thats one way of putting it.......

 

[SwitchBLADE Smiles]

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That’s my number 9!

Still 100% behind Oli on this. Replace him with Gareth fucking Ainsworth & I’d have the same opinion. The little twat got what he was asking for - bother.

 

[Kev Gee]

This threads abit shit today.....

 

[AdamSufc1997]

He'll shoot he'll score he'll break your fucking jaw mcburnie

 

[benn5712]

8 hours in make up.

I'm a slave to my art.........

Except for the time you went to a Toga party dressed as a goat.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Hi

Except for the time you went to a Toga party dressed as a goat.

It was with a goat......

 

[benn5712]

Hi

It was with a goat......

That's definitely Dr Seuss.

 

[The Crab]

Except for the time you went to a Toga party dressed as a goat.

I'd not got my readers on when I got the invite

 

[The Crab]

Hi

It was with a goat......

The dating profile said she was horny............

 

[The Crab]

That's definitely Dr Seuss.

I'm more Dr Oetker.

Ham and Pepperoni............

 

[SwitchBLADE Smiles]

He'll shoot he'll score he'll break your fucking jaw mcburnie

He’s tall, 12 stone, he’ll smash your fucking phone McBurnie.

 

[diode_blade]

Have things calmed down on here today, or is just that I've put all the sanctimonious pricks on ignore?

sorry can't see ya post.......