Incoming? Matt Lowton

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It's very rude to be on your mobile when someone is talking to you. If it is Matt Lowton I hope we don't get him now.

Alternatively, Bash may need to get some new material, some better stories. Probably going on about his kids or something. That's not going to convince Matt it's a good laugh at the Lane nowadays.
 
As has been pointed out It’s Enda Stevens, really enjoying the guess who content from blades fans though. I am also waiting for a serious link to emerge suggesting we’re in for a RWB so it’s a shame it isn’t actually Lowton.
 
This is an absolute 10/10 "spotted" pic. A high water mark for the genre. Well done to all involved.
It's top drawer stuff isn't it?

Bloody July!

It doesn't help that I think Lowton would be a really good signing, so on first sighting I was thinking, "how does he know it's Lowton?" I'm thinking, perhaps he can see a tattoo on the arm etc. Then my right side brain kicked in and all you can do is laugh.

Only 5 more weeks and then we get to watch some proper football instead
 
Can we be sure that's Bash. He does look very similar to one of the blokes that works at KFC in the Oasis at Meadowhall
 

You’ve altered my post to suit your old fashioned world view?
 
I want to do Hatti Jaques up the bum whilst casually sipping from a pint of lager (via straw) of lager carefully balanced on her back.

We'd get get about the same odds. And she's dead.
Oooh, that's just reminded me of something.
I was once doing this lass from behind on my living room floor whilst watching Match of the Day over her back. I looked down and saw the pint I had just poured for myself on the hearth. Now she was proper carpet munching and i thought she wouldn't notice so I reached down, picked up the pint and proceeded to drink whilst not dropping the pace.
I was hugely proud of myself that night.

We had just had a curry, I was doing the deed, and watching football and drinking.

The ultimate lads night in :)
 
Surprised he’s 30!

Thought he was only about 26/27. Well now I feel old, was he really with us that long ago!?
 
Would love Lowton to sign, true Blade through and through, a Bladey one at that, apologies for the Bladetant Bladeness
 
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