Match Day Superstitions.....

[Scooter_mcgavin]

 

[Bladesman]

Sacrifice a small child and drink their blood! Been getting away with it for years, doesn't seem to help though

I just punch them in the kidneys.

 

[Gimli]

Never take the tram to Hillsboro, it's got 'bad luck' written all over it. Or incompetence they both look very similar.

Would you trade off another tram debacle (and subsequently miss the first half) for another 4-2?

 

[BLADES1988]

I just punch them in the kidneys.

Sorry, I only punch the disabled.

 

[YorkBlade]

Sacrifice a small child and drink their blood! Been getting away with it for years, doesn't seem to help though

How has this not got more love?!? Cracked me up!

 

[rompodebailey]

Would you trade off another tram debacle (and subsequently miss the first half) for another 4-2?

Yes he would

 

[BritishSteel]

When it`s a derby match I usually head to Heeley City Farm to steal one of their pigs. I then pay a visit my mum who lives at Castle Court ( Hyde Park Flats). Can you guess what I do next ?............

 

[8lade]

Would you trade off another tram debacle (and subsequently miss the first half) for another 4-2?

No because there would in no way be any connection between the two occurring. Ergo I'll take the victory and score line if offered beforehand but nobody should be inconvenienced for it.

 

[Dkc]

I have an inflatable pig that I save for these occasions. On the morning of the game, instead of having sex with my girlfriend, I down 200mg of Viagara. Then I rigoroulsly roger the blow-up grunter, shouting "Submit! Submit! You porky fucker SUBMIT!!"

 

[Gimli]

No because there would in no way be any connection between the two occurring. Ergo I'll take the victory and score line if offered beforehand but nobody should be inconvenienced for it.

I thought this was a thread about superstitions!

 

[Bert]

Bert if Wednesday score ..