Match Day Superstitions.....

[Bert]

If Bert drinks coffee out of this mug on the morning of match day United never lose. FACT.

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Why are we not in the title race with Liverpool and Man City then?

 

[JohnDenver]

Why are we not in the title race with Liverpool and Man City then?

Bert drinks tea.

 

[Worksop II]

Why are we not in the title race with Liverpool and Man City then?

Cos Bert hasn't told the Butler

 

[sitwell]

Never ever wear red ,stopped after the Michael Brown season when we lost the big games when I went in colours.

 

[Tray]

Not saying it in case it jinxes my superstition

 

[Northyorksblade]

Never ever wear colours after the third play off final defeat. Should have learnt my lesson after the second loss.
Bought a new scarf for Newcastle away when we lost 4-0 I believe. Never wore it again, in fact it was last seen flying out of the window on the A1 same night

 

[JimW1889]

Ive got a "lucky" scarf worn for 3 games. Huddersfield playoff final, Tottenham League cup semi and Hull FA semi. Safe to say it's never been worn again.

 

[BigBed]

I'm old fashioned, I believe I always feel better, win, lose or draw, if I can get a couple of kidney punches in during the pre/post/during match drinks.
It's always worked

 

[Eskimo]

Yo Bert what coffee you use? Or did you lick off those blades on that mug

 

[SwissBlade]

Why are we not in the title race with Liverpool and Man City then?

He only bought it on saturday

Washes it in acid

 

[snootyfenooty]

I always go for a piss 25 minutes after kick off...

 

[knowsnowt]

I have none. It's not 1764.

 

[PTBlade]

Lucky red pants.

 

[Bert]

Yo Bert what coffee you use? Or did you lick off those blades on that mug

 

[Sharrow Snuff Mill]

If Bert drinks coffee out of this mug on the morning of match day United never lose. FACT. View attachment 50418

Well it`s about time Bert got his act together ! He`s missed a few drinks. If he carries on like this we`ll have to give the him the ultimate humiliation and punishment, and make him wear a pig shirt for a week.

 

[Bert]

Well it`s about time Bert got his act together ! He`s missed a few drinks. If he carries on like this we`ll have to give the him the ultimate humiliation and punishment, and make him wear a pig shirt for a week.

Bert has never considered that football shirts are suitable attire for a gentleman.

 

[metalblade]

Enter the ground through turnstile 65

 

[Rusty view]

Use to touch the top of the turnstile as i went through......then realised a) i looked like a twat and b) it didn't work

 

[S64 Blade]

I did think I’d found a lucky pair of socks. We lost and realisation kicked in that I’d been stupid.

 

[Kenilworth]

Bert drinks tea.

 

[Kenilworth]

Enter the ground through turnstile 65

Ot gonna help on Monday, though, is it?

 

[BLADES1988]

Sacrifice a small child and drink their blood! Been getting away with it for years, doesn't seem to help though

 

[Deaneandagana]

I generally find that throwing a goat from the top of St Mary’s on match days always pays dividends

 

[wizadry]

I have a few. I get in the ground on match days about 15 mins into the game, I leave for a piss and a drink about 10 to 15 mins before halftime, I then come back to my seat about 10 mins into the second half before fucking off with about 15 minutes left on the clock to make sure I get one of the first pints, it works nearly all the time.

 

[Bert]

Fear ye not fellow Bladesmen.....

 

[8lade]

Never take the tram to Hillsboro, it's got 'bad luck' written all over it. Or incompetence they both look very similar.

 

[Freethinker]

If Bert drinks coffee out of this mug on the morning of match day United never lose. FACT. View attachment 50418

Just walking down to pub saw two magpies and Arnold laver wagon

 

[Davalon]

Bert has never considered that football shirts are suitable attire for a gentleman.

Bet you've got a reading jacket

 

[Bert]

Bet you've got a reading jacket

He will be wearing his Shouting at the Telly Jacket tonight.