Make a outlandish prediction for next season

[Blade56]

Bit of fun while we wait for the big announcement. Predict something outlandish that will happen next season eg promotion/religation, Messi joining on loan, McCabe selling his share to Magson etc and we will see who nails something unlikely.

I'll kick off. When the fixture lists come out I always look in reverse order, who are we playing in the last match of the season are we at home or away Xmas and New Year then the first home game. I predict our last game will be against Wigan and it will determine which one of us gets automatic promotion.

 

[Barney]

I predict (hope) Adkins gets the job and we storm this league and are 10pts clear at the top by April 2016.

 

[wizadry]

I predict that if we get promoted there will be a huge party. Also, it won't be because of the fans why we went up in the same way it's the fans fault why we're still in this league

 

[Torrix1889]

Ched comes back and wins L1 Golden Boot

 

[HighfieldBlade]

I predict our next manager will be someone who wears glasses.

 

[TarquinDelouche]

I predict that we'll sack Mourinho before Christmas.

 

[Blade56]

I predict that we'll sack Mourinho before Christmas.

You have to predict we would hire him first

 

[Blade56]

How's about HRH starts talking to the Tuna fisherman about a merger

 

[Small Mendonca]

Well forecasters reckon that we're due a dry, hot summer but it's always difficult to predict long term due to changing weather systems out in the Atlantic...

 

[Dkc]

With Warnock and Morgan in charge, we storm the league, with a record 110 points. New signings include Nick Montgomerey, Steven Quinn and Paddy Kenny. Warnock is subsequently sacked in the close season after a brawl with Jim Phipps.

 

[sheffielder]

You have to predict we would hire him first

And Unite the two clubs? Wonder what we could call it..

 

[sheffielder]

With Warnock and Morgan in charge, we storm the league, with a record 110 points. New signings include Nick Montgomerey, Steven Quinn and Paddy Kenny. Warnock is subsequently sacked in the close season after a brawl with Jim Phipps.

And Sean Bean

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Enough already - I predicted auto promotion this season

 

[Blade56]

And Unite the two clubs? Wonder what we could call it..

Sheffield United, what else?

 

[Gavlar]

I will predict something completely and utterly outlandish........................Sheffield Utd will win the Johnstons Paint trophy.

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Sheffield United will not get to a semi final this coming season.

 

[Oreyt]

After all those HILARIOUS videos, it's a surprise to find out Hitler really was a Blade when his reanimated cadaver, housed in a state of the art robotic exoskeleton, is hired and charged with rocketing SUFC up the leagues like a V2.

Morgan is forced to dress as Himmler at all times and fashion a workable German accent from his Barnsley vowels.

The badge is amended to include a Swastika and two crossed Gewehr 98's and the Greasy Chip Butty song is replaced with something about Wiener Schnitzels, Dachunds and watersports.

After a season of surprisingly timid tactical decisions and an unsettled side, we finish 7th and the manager and all his staff drink weedkiller.

 

[sitwell]

Harrys game will praise United and Davieblade will post something without mentioning his beloved Rams.

 

[super_pig]

After all those HILARIOUS videos, it's a surprise to find out Hitler really was a Blade when his reanimated cadaver, housed in a state of the art robotic exoskeleton, is hired and charged with rocketing SUFC up the leagues like a V2.
Morgan is forced to dress as Himmler at all times and fashion a workable German accent from his Barnsley vowels.
The badge is amended to include a Swastika and two crossed Gewehr 98's and the Greasy Chip Butty song is replaced with something about Wiener Schnitzels, Dachunds and watersports.
After a season of surprisingly timid tactical decisions and an unsettled side, we finish 7th and the manager and all his staff drink weedkiller.

so we become Bayern?? i could deal with that

 

[Blade56]

Harry Maguire will return on loan

The big screen will start showing replays of goals again

The steps will be painted white

Rugby crowds will be bigger than our home crowds

 

[Esablade]

United up.
Wednesday down.

 

[Blade56]

United up.
Wednesday down.

That's hardly outlandish Eb

 

[mattbianco1]

I predict we can still use the phrase "In Nigel, we trust"

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

New pitch ripped us as weeds, especially thistles, found growing in profusion

 

[BushBlade]

All the supporters unite behind the new manager.

 

[super_pig]

i might buy the new shirt

 

[Blade56]

The Board scrap the new kit and revert to Red & White stripes

 

[Erad]

We sign Jonathan Forte and he wins the golden boot

 

[Grecian2000]

Sack first manager in December for dropping to 9th and closing Twatter due to usage issues.
Sack second manager March for being 7th. Dropped out of play-off position at Burton and didn't even get lift back on coach. Twatter melts.
Finish 7th and third manager sacked in May after Jimbo makes him do a next season video dressed as Mary Poppins..
Finally appoint Megson for stability and to Unite the fans. Twatter can't be repaired.

 

[Davie Blade]

Rats outnumber pigs on Herries Road.