Lyrics request thread

[Nade]

This is there where you can come to ask what the lyrics to different United chants are.

I'll go first:

What's the N'Diaye song? Heard it when he scored but dunno what it is.

The but that's just his name I've worked out but there's other stuff too

Feel free to post your own requests

 

[Swannyblade]

Maggots

 

[HighfieldBlade]

This is there where you can come to ask what the lyrics to different United chants are.

I'll go first:

What's the N'Diaye song? Heard it when he scored but dunno what it is.

You mean to the tune of Manfred Mann's Do Wah Diddy?

Singing dooh ah diddy diddy dum diddy doo
Running past defenders, scoring one or two
He looks good (he looks good)
He looks fine (he looks fine)
Iliman is on my mind
And he wears the twenty-nine...

 

[Jon Bon II]

What's the one that sounds like - You Lie Ted (clap, clap, clap), You Lie Ted (clap, clap, clap)... etc.

Who's Ted and what is he lying about?

 

[William Carey]

You’ve seen untied now fuck off home na na na na

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Maggots

It's still panto season so oh no it's not!

 

[Greenwich Blade]

Okay, what about the Jack Lester one and McBurnie scoring thirty?

 

[richblade]

Only here these songs at away games or on the Penny Black coaches


Shoreham Boys we are here wo hoe wo hoe --- (what is the rest of it lol)


Glory Glory Sheff United and the Blades go marching on on on


We'll never be mastered by no W*dnesday B*stards we'll keep the red flag flying high


Can you think of any others that are not used at the Lane these days

 

[Weasel]

Can remember the Adam Ant 'Prince Charming' song in the early 80s. 'Sheffield Wednesdays nothing to be scared of'.

Going back to the very early days, I remember reading that the United fans would sing a song called 'The Randy Dandy Boys' which was a song about going to the races and having a good time and going on the piss. Never been able to track down a copy of the words though so maybe that one has gone for ever and drifted up into the Shoreham Street air for the last time already. The original Unitedite Randy Dandy Boys are a long time dead.

 

[reedy63]

Have you ever seen silly cunts running away like wendy did the other day whoa oh oh.

 

[Cheets]

Okay, what about the Jack Lester one and McBurnie scoring thirty?

To the tune of 'You are my sunshine':
"There's no-one better
Than Jackie Lester
To teach our strikers
How to score
Oli McBurnie
He will score thirty
And Ndiaye will win the Ballon D'or"

 

[Greenwich Blade]

To the tune of 'You are my sunshine':
"There's no-one better
Than Jackie Lester
To teach our strikers
How to score
Oli McBurnie
He will score thirty
And Ndiaye will win the Ballon D'or"

Thanks! Love it!

 

[Cheets]

Thanks! Love it!

Got a few airings at Blackpool!

 

[Middle Aged Blade]

Follow Follow Follow, Sheff United are the team to Follow ….. and then I’m done. Can anyone help with the rest please ?

 

[pommpey]

Iliman is on my mind

Sounds a bit homo if you ask me.

Why not just sing:

'I want to bum thee
I want to bum thee
I've got a rock on
About thee nar
Tha t'reyt bummable
This song's so hummable
Illman D'Ndiaye
Marry me nar'

Needs some work, like.

pommpey

 

[wavy-blade]

Sounds a bit homo if you ask me.

Why not just sing:

'I want to bum thee
I want to bum thee
I've got a rock on
About thee nar
Tha t'reyt bummable
This song's so hummable
Illman D'Ndiaye
Marry me nar'

Needs some work, like.

pommpey

You related to Ed Sheeran ?

 

[Ted Maul]

Why not just sing:

'I want to bum thee
I want to bum thee

Reading this made me wonder whether I had seen a band do a song along these lines. I checked. I had. Das Chip Shop was the band in question.

 

[ISZA ⚔️]

Ian Duncan Moore
Ian Duncan Moore
Had a wank in bed
and his Mother said
here‘s your tea and toast.

 

[pommpey]

You related to Ed Sheeran ?

Mate, that ginger fucker stole most of my songs

The one he didn't nick ('I've Shut Me Dick In The Knife Drawer') the cunt rewrote to 'The Shape Of You'. Cheeky little bastard.

He didn't get his hands on 'Sander Berge (A Lot Of Sheff Utd Fans Wanna Suck Thi Cock)' and a slow one called 'Has Thar Pumped, ('Cos It's Beyond A Joke Nar)'. I was going to use that one on Britain's Got Talent but the queue at Sheffield Arena was too long.

Sheeran's 'Bad Habits' also sounds a lot like 'Guiding Me Dad Into Me Mum' which was one we were working on before his solicitors sent me a letter.

pommpey

 

[Solihull Blade]

Can remember the Adam Ant 'Prince Charming' song in the early 80s. 'Sheffield Wednesdays nothing to be scared of'.

Going back to the very early days, I remember reading that the United fans would sing a song called 'The Randy Dandy Boys' which was a song about going to the races and having a good time and going on the piss. Never been able to track down a copy of the words though so maybe that one has gone for ever and drifted up into the Shoreham Street air for the last time already. The original Unitedite Randy Dandy Boys are a long time dead.

Don’t you ever
Don’t you ever
Lower yourself supporting Sheffield We•••y
He’s a Blade
He’s a Blade
Sheffield We•••y nothing to be scared
(Ad luv and fade)

 

[Weasel]

Don’t you ever
Don’t you ever
Lower yourself supporting Sheffield We•••y
He’s a Blade
He’s a Blade
Sheffield We•••y nothing to be scared
(Ad luv and fade)

That's the badger.

 

[Jon Bon II]

You’ve seen untied now fuck off home na na na na

Never seen it and I am at home. Is it any good?

Untied - IMDb

Untied: Directed by Petter Grindahl. With Frøya Maria Ingvaldsen, Georg Roksvåg, Eva Carina Loken, Erik Stafford. Presented with modern technology, a young man seeks answers to his girlfriend's suicide through his own memories.

www.imdb.com

 

[Pollingtonblade]

Ian Duncan Moore
Ian Duncan Moore
Had a wank in bed
and his Mother said
here‘s your tea and toast.

What was on the toast?

 

[Pollingtonblade]

Can anyone point me in the direction where I can get the GCB ringtone? Oh and a charger for a Erikson

 

[DifferentClass]

Oh Lord League One Wes
Sky TV is fucking shit
Scoring one or two
With Hecky and Stuart McCall

Na na na na OOH

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Can anyone point me in the direction where I can get the GCB ringtone? Oh and a charger for a Erikson

 

[Davalon]

Ian Duncan Moore
Ian Duncan Moore
Had a wank in bed
and his Mother said
here‘s your tea and toast.

First heard that at Wycombe under Danny Wilson

 

[Nightsweats]

I love to go a wandering, along the Cliffs of Dover
And if I see a W******** fan I'll kick the b****** over.
Falderee, Falderah. Falderee. Falderah ah ah ahahahaha.


I smell the smell.
Of distant bums.
Over there.
Over there.
And do they smell.
Like F****** Hell.
Over there.
Over there.


In their Liverpool slums.
in their Liverpool slums.
They look in the dustbin for something to eat.
They find a dead rat and they think it's a treat.
In their Liverpool slums.

 

[Pollingtonblade]

First heard that at Wycombe under Danny Wilson

Said person was in year above me at school, also around mid 90s I worked at same WMC he used to frequent.

 

[richblade]

We need Egan on the kop