Lyrics request thread

[Piffle and Tosh]

Sheffield United Sheffield United Sheffield United What's all that about ?

 

[ancientblade]

would love all 4 sides of the lane singing sheff united hallejuya hallejuya with both arms raised for the last bit but sadly only g and h block sing it thesedays

 

[Spot the Vas]

My favourite alternative to "the referee's a wanker" chant is this little ditty sung to the tune of Clementine

Whose yer father, whose yer father,
Whose yer father referee,
You ain't got one, you're a bastard,
You're a bastard referee

 

[richblade]

We are Sheff United
they call us the Blades

We've got Billy Sharp
he’s a legend at the Lane

Basham and Big Anel
overlapping down the wing
Sander, Doyle and Norwood
with his fucking ping

Allez allez allez x4

Hecky is our gaffer
he leads us all the way
playing proper football
the Sheff United way

Allez allez allez x4

He brought in Stuart McCall
they call them journeymen
now we’re going on a journey
to the fucking PREM!

Allez allez allez x4

 

[CarlMcBlade]

You’re gonna get your fuckin head kicked in.

 

[s20Blade]

I'd quite like this as our goal celebration music


















































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































For those that don't know we'd have have r of cloth and a "whoosh" swipe hand movement towards the goal we just scored in.



No abuse please

 

[MagnifiqueShorehamStreet]

Sounds a bit homo if you ask me.

Why not just sing:

'I want to bum thee
I want to bum thee
I've got a rock on
About thee nar
Tha t'reyt bummable
This song's so hummable
Illman D'Ndiaye
Marry me nar'

Needs some work, like.

pommpey

Nurse, the screens!

Mate, that ginger fucker stole most of my songs

The one he didn't nick ('I've Shut Me Dick In The Knife Drawer') the cunt rewrote to 'The Shape Of You'. Cheeky little bastard.

He didn't get his hands on 'Sander Berge (A Lot Of Sheff Utd Fans Wanna Suck Thi Cock)' and a slow one called 'Has Thar Pumped, ('Cos It's Beyond A Joke Nar)'. I was going to use that one on Britain's Got Talent but the queue at Sheffield Arena was too long.

Sheeran's 'Bad Habits' also sounds a lot like 'Guiding Me Dad Into Me Mum' which was one we were working on before his solicitors sent me a letter.

pommpey

You’re a very troubled man!

 

[CambridgeBlade]

Follow Follow Follow, Sheff United are the team to Follow ….. and then I’m done. Can anyone help with the rest please ?

Follow follow follow,
Sheff united the team to follow,
Tommy and Sander,
Oli and Jebo,
League 1 Wes in our goal.


Rates. Work if Tommy leaves ahahah.

 

[Carlton Blade]

Hartlepool used to have a song that started

"Eyes right, foreskins tight, bollocks to the front. We are the boys who make no noise we're only after cunt"

 

[WeltonBlade]

To the tune of 'You are my sunshine':
"There's no-one better
Than Jackie Lester
To teach our strikers
How to score
Oli McBurnie
He will score thirty
And Ndiaye will win the Ballon D'or"

We sing the first two lines the other way round darn at street