Lundstrum Scores

[Millhousesblade1889]

Good move for him in the end. He sacked it off at the end of last season once he decided he was leaving which wasn’t great, but Rangers fans love him & he’s enjoying himself there too.

 

[pommpey]

He wasn't even that good. I see people's rose-tinteds are unboxed and worn again about him. When he came to us he was a 'who the fuck?' signing, gimped about not exactly tearing any trees up, certainly wasn't Coutts, showed incredible shitness in the pre-season at Riems and put in middling performances in the Prem, with the occasional, rare hotspot. Then, as I recall, he just ran out of legs versus Man U at the lane in the 3-3 draw and it was then all over for him. As soon as Berge was (mistakenly IMHO) signed, he sat in his highchair, gave that concentrated stare straight ahead, went red in the face, shuddered a bit, gave a grunt, and filled his nappy with fluid, yellow shite which everyone ended up getting on their clothes, hands, hair, settee, ceiling as they tried to change him. And as they did, he pissed on them. A lot.

Last season was a great demonstration of a player working his ticket, with the team, the management and the fans.

GRTTL

pommpey

 

[mattbianco1]

Could've done with him in a lot of games this season. Especially under Slav.

As soon as you say you want out though, most blades don't forgive you

 

[Wapping Blade]

Got a text from a Rangers mate, “a colossus” he said, “a twat” I replied

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

 

[JPBrods]

I imagine if our John stumbled across this thread he would probably laugh his tits off.

 

[borbokis]

Still a square head twat

 

[Wapping Blade]

Just been sent this by said Rangers fan https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMLntEECf/

 

[dublin 10 blade]

Of course he is.

pommpey

Really Pommpey
You let that one slide

 

[dublin 10 blade]

I’m happy with that I disagree with most of the posters on here on this topic
Most Blades will take a get stuck in / try attitude
Body on the line display even from the most limited of talent
Diddsy first season couldn’t hit a barn door but because of his effort, work and guile ,
Intelligent Blades fans could see what a good player he was
Cuntstrum in his purple patch of 4 months in 4 years , became something of a legend ( in fantasy football world )
Then low & behold the John Cuntstrum we all know and loved
Played down his contract, to get a free put the bare minimum of fuckall into any game not wishing to get injured and wreck his “ dream move “
Assisted by unflinching tactics and team selection by our ex manager who unfortunately knew best and figured out my way is the right way ( not a dig at Chris btw )
So he scored in Europe
Whoop Dee fucking Doo
He will always be a disgrace to me and the shirt he misrepresented last season
Let’s hope the rangers fans leave Seville in better Nick than Manchester the last time they reached a final
Only thing is coppers won’t be as slow in cracking a few fucking heads In Spain

 

[Stewy]

People in Seville rushing to book a weeks holiday in Ukraine.....

 

[Trafford]

He’s the main man……