Lundstram songs

[Pierre's PC]

ha-tsu shi-gu-re
sa-ru mo ko-mi-no o
ho-shi-ge na-ri
Lundstram (clap clap ooooh)

pink panther tune

Lunds stram lund stram lundstram lundstram lundstram
de de de der de diddly dum
der der der de diddly der der der der diddly dum dum

I seem to have forgotten how to language

 

[blade too long]

I seem to have forgotten how to language

you can spoke proper , if you try
never realised Sean was a Samurai

 

[GodricBlade]

Ok here comes the winner...

When Couttsy crocked
And it doesn't look good
Who you gonna call?
John Lundstram
(to the tune of Ghostbusters for anybody who didn't spot it.)

This is as funny as fuck - top marks for this mate.
There's even a built in warm up line or 2 if you want them of :-
Da da da-da-da der der
Da da da-da-da der der
When Couttsy's crocked......

I can't stop singing it. Have a team point and several likes!

 

[Sean Thornton]

you can spoke proper , if you try
never realised Sean was a Samurai

Hey. That's OUR word........

 

[blade too long]

Maybe its because I`m a Lundstrama, that I love Lundstram so...

Can`t see why that wont catch on

im not turning up to a game like this



ooh I dont know though

 

[SwissBlade]

Not really a Duffy song, More a song which references Duffy.

I had higher expectations, 3/10

 

[JPBrods]

I'm disappointed that this version of this song took off. I thought "Late September 2017, Duffy scored and then the piggies screamed" was better. More in tune with with original.

 

[Blades80]

Der der der der derrr der deer derrrr.... lundstram

 

[Sparky]

Ok. For what it's worth

To the Greasy Chip Butty tune

Lundstram’s our new scapegoat
Like Matthews and Gannon
Like poor old Dean Hammond
But he really was poo!
Like McEvely, Monty and various others
We’re Sheffield United
It’s just what we do!

 

[Sean Thornton]

Lundy, Lundy Lundy, Lundy Lundy

Fucking shite oh.


Jamal, Jamal Jamal, Jamal Jamal

He's shite too oh

Repeat

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Lundy Lundy Lundy is a god as a middy
He shits all over Zidane

 

[8lade]

Time for a new 'Barrel of Money'?

We ain't got a barrel of money
Like wednesday, wolves and the brummies
With our momentum and luck
We don't give hoot
U-ni-ted!

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

Woooooooooh, we're half way there....

Woooahhhh Lundstram's everywhere.....

 

[BushBlade]

Lundy, Lundy Lundy, Lundy Lundy

Fucking shite oh.


Jamal, Jamal Jamal, Jamal Jamal

He's shite too oh

Repeat

Tell me why
I don't like Lundy

 

[Sean Thornton]

Time for a new 'Barrel of Money'?

We ain't got a barrel of money
Like wednesday, wolves and the brummies
With our momentum and luck
We don't give hoot
U-ni-ted!

Fuck would go better than hoot (pig) as it rhymes.

 

[8lade]

Fuck would go better than hoot (pig) as it rhymes.

Yeah that's why I put the smiley

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Yeah that's why I put the smiley

T'would appear that someone is yanking someone else's chain
But who is pissballing whom ?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Yeah that's why I put the smiley

Can you imagine how daft I feel now?

 

[super_pig]

Lundstram Calling.

Someone do summat with that.

very good tyler

 

[super_pig]

ha-tsu shi-gu-re
sa-ru mo ko-mi-no o
ho-shi-ge na-ri
Lundstram (clap clap ooooh)

the water margin??

 

[Porirua-Blade]

ha-tsu shi-gu-re
sa-ru mo ko-mi-no o
ho-shi-ge na-ri
Lundstram (clap clap ooooh)

Nice! I particularly like the bit about the little monkey wanting a coat at the end there - great stuff. Alternative haiku:

Paul Coutts leg shattered;
Samir or Lundstam replace?
John Lundstram runs slow.

 

[Sean Thornton]

the water margin??

Google

 

[super_pig]

Google

thanks. just learned summat

 

[super_pig]

Lundy Lundy Lundy is a god as a middy
He shits all over Zidane

my first ever record.. still got it

 

[SUFC Handsworth]

At the suggestion of some in the Paul Coutts chant thread, lundstram could do with a chant of his own.

My starter for 10.

To the tune of go Go West by Village People/Pet Shop Boys

Lundstram! It’s spelt with an A.
Lundstram! We’ll get it right one day.
Lundstram! His names only got one U
Lundstram! He’s not couttsy but he’ll fucking do!

Posted it the other night but might have got missed by most ...

"ohh-ehh-ohh his second name is Lundstram
ohh-ehh-ohh we got him from the Oxford
ohh-ehh-ohh he always gives the ball away"

 

[BLADES1988]

Ok here comes the winner...

When Couttsy crocked
And it doesn't look good
Who you gonna call?
John Lundstram
(to the tune of Ghostbusters for anybody who didn't spot it.)

You sir win the Internet.

 

[Hartley Hare]

John Lundstrum is a scouser,
he eats biscuits and fish.

He used to live in Notty Ash, with the diddymen,
but now he likes Eckington.

I need to work on a few more verses. Hmmm.

HH

 

[Dnblade]

Either...
Der-Der-Der-Der..JOHNNY Lundstram...

Or..to the tune of the chorus to Inspiral Carpets,This is what it feels to be lonely...

His second name is Lundstam not Couttsy
and sometimes he gives away the ball
But he wears yellow boots
And he's over 6 foot tall.

 

[bladesmanluke]

You’re not fit to wear the shirt

 

[moDtheGod]

Nice! I particularly like the bit about the little monkey wanting a coat at the end there - great stuff. Alternative haiku:

Paul Coutts leg shattered;
Samir or Lundstam replace?
John Lundstram runs slow.

I have no idea why, but this made me actually laugh out loud..