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| The Awful and the Unusual | ||||||
| David | Marc | Andrew | John | AVERAGE | YOUR MARK | |
| 79-81 Broad stripe home – Southampton? | 6.5 | 6.5 | 6 | 6.5 | 6.3 | |
| 95-96 Avec diamonds home | 2 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 2 | |
| 15-16 All white home – Adkins | 4 | 4 | 6 | 7.5 | 5.1 | |
| 93-95 Blue with Purple Sash away | 3.5 | 7.5 | 8.5 | 8 | 6.8 | |
| 95-97 Yellow and Purple Avec away | 2.5 | 1 | 2.5 | 2 | 1.8 | |
| 00-02 Gold and Lilac Midas away – Bent | 2 | 2 | 4 | 4.5 | 3.1 | |
| 06-07 Black and White prem away | 3 | 3.5 | 0 | 1 | 1.8 |
| The Awful and the Unusual | ||||||
| David | Marc | Andrew | John | AVERAGE | YOUR MARK | |
| 79-81 Broad stripe home – Southampton? | 6.5 | 6.5 | 6 | 6.5 | 6.3 | 0 (No - doesn't help with where we ended up in it) |
| 95-96 Avec diamonds home | 2 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 0 (Just no) |
| 15-16 All white home – Adkins | 4 | 4 | 6 | 7.5 | 5.1 | 7 (Good shirt - but would have been better as the away) |
| 93-95 Blue with Purple Sash away | 3.5 | 7.5 | 8.5 | 8 | 6.8 | 7 (Hindsight - in '93 this would have been very different!) |
| 95-97 Yellow and Purple Avec away | 2.5 | 1 | 2.5 | 2 | 1.8 | 6 (Perhaps I'm swayed by some good away wins) |
| 00-02 Gold and Lilac Midas away – Bent | 2 | 2 | 4 | 4.5 | 3.1 | 2 (Meh) |
| 06-07 Black and White prem away | 3 | 3.5 | 0 | 1 | 1.8 | 0 (Never understood this 'effort' - design, cut, neckline. Everything bad) |
Yeah, looking back, I was way too kind on that black and white kit... though even its baggy nothingness isn’t as bad as the two yellow/purple efforts and the diamonds monstrosity.
The Awful and the Unusual David Marc Andrew John AVERAGE YOUR MARK 79-81 Broad stripe home – Southampton? 6.5 6.5 6 6.5 6.3 0 (No - doesn't help with where we ended up in it) 95-96 Avec diamonds home 2 0 3 3 2 0 (Just no) 15-16 All white home – Adkins 4 4 6 7.5 5.1 7 (Good shirt - but would have been better as the away) 93-95 Blue with Purple Sash away 3.5 7.5 8.5 8 6.8 7 (Hindsight - in '93 this would have been very different!) 95-97 Yellow and Purple Avec away 2.5 1 2.5 2 1.8 6 (Perhaps I'm swayed by some good away wins) 00-02 Gold and Lilac Midas away – Bent 2 2 4 4.5 3.1 2 (Meh) 06-07 Black and White prem away 3 3.5 0 1 1.8 0 (Never understood this 'effort' - design, cut, neckline. Everything bad)
Part two now available
Here it is
| Iconic / Historic | ||||||
| David | Marc | Andrew | John | AVERAGE | YOUR MARK | |
| 68-75 Broad Red and white home Tony Currie | 9 | 9.5 | 9 | 8.5 | 8.7 | |
| 81-83 Brown and Yellow away 4th Div | 9 | 8 | 6.5 | 6 | 7.2 | |
| 94-95 Sean Bean / Robert Carlyle home | 6 | 3.5 | 3 | 1.5 | 3.5 | |
| 97-99 White wards playoff final away | 8 | 8.5 | 9 | 8.5 | 8.5 | |
| 16-17 Black and Orange Div 1 title | 5 | 4.5 | 4 | 3 | 4.1 | |
| 17-18 Red and White Wednesday 4-2 | 8.5 | 8.5 | 8.5 | 8.5 | 8.5 | |
| Rare Breeds | ||||||
| David | Marc | Andrew | John | AVERAGE | YOUR MARK | |
| 91 One off Umbro white away | 6 | 5 | 5 | 6.5 | 5.6 | |
| 09 120th Anniversary all Black (players names on) | 5 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 4.2 | |
| 09-10 Never worn Silver and lime away | 3 | 0.5 | 0.5 | 1 | 1.2 | |
| 17-18 All White Adidas limited edition 3rd | 8 | 7.5 | 6 | 7 | 7.1 |
Not 1977. It was 1978-79 season only
Glad you’re enjoying it. Incredible that you actually liked that shirt though. What are you scoring it?2 thoughts re the 2006-7 away kit:
1. Jon Stead is definitely the player to associate with this kit, as I think I’m right in saying that he was the only person to score for us when we wore it. Our other 7 away goals were scored in the home kit.
2. I actually liked that kit, but one problem with it - shared by the home kit - was that the capital one sponsor logo was a sticker which shredded (home kit) or peeled off (away kit). Shoddy.
looking forward to listening to part 2.
Our change kit for both 1976-77 and 1977-78That’ll be mostly my mistake. Just listened back and John said 77-79, I obviously remembered it wrong when I was hastily banging out the twitter thread (or I just made it up). Probably mistakes galore. I did also identify Caloleoalan Lavatory’s chin as Stefan Scougall after all.

It should have stayed in FIFA...The grey with lime trim shirt we never wore first showed up on that years FIFA game.
It comes out late September and it was a WTF is this option, it wasn't until a few weeks later it was revealed to be bought by the club.
Yep, that one is in the Twitter thread too... and the PowerPoint, which I originally forgot to include: https://docs.google.com/file/d/1870CfkxHZrcyPqDIX1vVBRemzv_d_rHm
Done. Interesting to see what John says!Top find. If you’ve got Twitter, chip in... I bet John would be interested to know (assuming he doesn’t already)
Sports Direct must have bought a job lot of this shirt as I remember seeing it in the shop by St Paul’s Cathedral. Even at £10 I wasn’t tempted...It should have stayed in FIFA...
Yep, that one is in the Twitter thread too... and the PowerPoint, which I originally forgot to include: https://docs.google.com/file/d/1870CfkxHZrcyPqDIX1vVBRemzv_d_rHm

Afraid not, Deadbat is the anal preparation man (as in he prepares things in an anal manner, not... never mind), and only realised or remembered this the day after we recorded the pod. Maybe we can see if John is up for a short follow-up in a few months to pick up all the bits we didn’t cover.Webding Do you guys cover the 1970s blue kit at all? I know that has cropped up on here a few times. Cheers
Afraid not, Deadbat is the anal preparation man (as in he prepares things in an anal manner, not... never mind), and only realised or remembered this the day after we recorded the pod. Maybe we can see if John is up for a short follow-up in a few months to pick up all the bits we didn’t cover.
| Beauties! | ||||||
| David | Marc | Andrew | John | AVERAGE | YOUR MARK | |
| 83-87 Umbro red and white stripes Simonds/Laver | 8.5 | 8.5 | 9 | 9 | 8.7 | |
| 89-91 Day glo Umbro Iconic away shirt | 9.5 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 9.8 | |
| 92-94 Tie up laces broad stripes home shirt Laver | 8 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
| 96-97 Red and White simple basic stripes Avec/Wards | 8.5 | 8 | 9 | 8 | 8.4 |
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