Let's REALLY rub it into the pigs this September!

[DifferentClass]

How?

By getting September by Earth Wind and Fire into the Top 40!

1. Go to iTunes or your preferred music download service
2. Download aforementioned song
3. ???
4. Profit!

Or, if you don't want to, Youtube plays now count towards an Official UK Charts ranking. Just play this as much as you desire:

 

[Pinchy]

How?

By getting September by Earth Wind and Fire into the Top 40!

1. Go to iTunes or your preferred music download service
2. Download aforementioned song
3. ???
4. Profit!

Or, if you don't want to, Youtube plays now count towards an Official UK Charts ranking. Just play this as much as you desire:

Why wouldn't you play EWF anyway...

Ba de ya - say do you remember
Ba de ya - dancing in September
Ba de ya - never was a cloudy day

 

[SwissBlade]

We could just sing our own version of the bouncy bouncy song, I'm sure someone can pen a hilarious version which goes along the lines of "you only bounce until Duffy scores"... nah

Seen a few new songs featuring the bouncing day massacre which in itself is excellent

 

[Jon Bon II]

Or, if you don't want to, Youtube plays now count towards an Official UK Charts ranking. Just play this as much as you desire:

Ooops! Just realised that I've been playing Boogie Wonderland on a constant loop for 6 hours overnight.That's put a spanner in it..

Incidentally, Boogie Wonderland and Living on a Prayer by Bon Jovi are the two most racist songs ever. Can't believe they still get played on the radio.

 

[Woodwaaard]

two most racist songs ever

Racist? Say what?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Racist? Say what?

Go Girl!

 

[Gimli]

Ooops! Just realised that I've been playing Boogie Wonderland on a constant loop for 6 hours overnight.That's put a spanner in it..

Incidentally, Boogie Wonderland and Living on a Prayer by Bon Jovi are the two most racist songs ever. Can't believe they still get played on the radio.

Please expand...

 

[mattbianco1]

We could just sing our own version of the bouncy bouncy song, I'm sure someone can pen a hilarious version which goes along the lines of "you only bounce until Duffy scores"... nah

Seen a few new songs featuring the bouncing day massacre which in itself is excellent

Like this maybe:

"They don't fucking bounce,
they don't fucking bounce once Duffy's scored,
They don't fucking bounce,
they don't fucking bounce once Duffy's scored"

or

"They all fucking bounced,
but they all fucking stopped when Duffy scored,
They all fucking bounced,
but they all fucking stopped when Duffy scored,"

or

"Mark Duffyyyy, Mark Duffy,
he stopped the fuckers bouncing when he scored,
Mark Duffyyyy, Mark Duffy,
he stopped the fuckers bouncing when he scored"

 

[Groucho Blade]

We could just sing our own version of the bouncy bouncy song, I'm sure someone can pen a hilarious version which goes along the lines of "you only bounce until Duffy scores"... nah

How about this...?

If you bounce til Duffy scores
If you bounce til Duffy scores then you're a pig
If you bounce til Duffy scores
If you bounce til Duffy scores then you're a pig

 

[Gimli]

How about this...?

If you bounce til Duffy scores
If you bounce til Duffy scores then you're a pig
If you bounce til Duffy scores
If you bounce til Duffy scores then you're a pig

This could definitely work.

 

[Jon Bon II]

Racist? Say what?

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Have you heard the songs?

 

[Rusty view]

I'd rather Green Day. Wake me up when September ends

 

[Sean Thornton]

Have you heard the songs?

Where's the racism in Boogie Wonderland?

 

[Jon Bon II]

Where's the racism in Boogie Wonderland?

Have you not heard the monkey chants in both songs? If you can't be offended at blatant monkey chanting in Billboard Top 100 tunes in this day and age, what can you be offended in?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Have you not heard the monkey chants in both songs? If you can't be offended at blatant monkey chanting in Billboard Top 100 tunes in this day and age, what can you be offended in?

No idea about Bon Jovi because it's dirty hippie music but you do know Earth Wind and Fire are a black American group don't you?

Feel free to post a video of the song, the official one is on you tube, telling me where the monkey chants are but until you do I'm calling total bollocks on your claim.

 

[Woodwaaard]

Have you not heard the monkey chants in both songs? If you can't be offended at blatant monkey chanting in Billboard Top 100 tunes in this day and age, what can you be offended in?

Bon Jovi's song starts with Richie Sambora using something called a "Talkbox"
A tube is mounted at the side of the microphone and this allows the user to make his guitar "talk". Peter Frampton used the same effect earlier



Your racism suggestion, in this case, is complete bollocks

 

[Jon Bon II]

No idea about Bon Jovi because it's dirty hippie music but you do know Earth Wind and Fire are a black American group don't you?

Feel free to post a video of the song, the official one is on you tube, telling me where the monkey chants are but until you do I'm calling total bollocks on your claim.

Bon Jovi's song starts with Richie Sambora using something called a "Talkbox"
A tube is mounted at the side of the microphone and this allows the user to make his guitar "talk". Peter Frampton used the same effect earlier

Your racism suggestion, in this case, is complete bollocks

 

[Sean Thornton]

I can't see that fooling anyone to be honest.

 

[Jon Bon II]

I can't see that fooling anyone to be honest.

Yawn. The days must simply fly by for you and yours.

 

[Woodwaaard]

Go straight to the Twats thread
Do not pass go
Do not collect £200

 

[Gimli]

Why am I so confused?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Why am I so confused?

It's not you. Someone else got some lyrics mixed up and tried to bluff his way out.

Sad but true.

 

[Jon Bon II]

It's not you. Someone else got some lyrics mixed up and tried to bluff his way out.

Sad but true.

Au contraire Scott. I think you'll find that it's you trying to bluff your way out. Nothing to do with the lyrics sunshine, it's all to do with the sounds that are made in a certain part of the song, which you'd know if you'd actually heard it. Same with that hippy Jovi song as you call it. I know humour isn't your thing Scott and you've got your image to potray but it really doesn't do anything for your credibility to try and lay the blame somewhere else when it's obvious to all and sundry that it's you (and that Woodwaaard) who have had a complete WHOOOOOOOOSH! moment.

Sad but true.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Au contraire Scott. I think you'll find that it's you trying to bluff your way out. Nothing to do with the lyrics sunshine, it's all to do with the sounds that are made in a certain part of the song, which you'd know if you'd actually heard it. Same with that hippy Jovi song as you call it. I know humour isn't your thing Scott and you've got your image to potray but it really doesn't do anything for your credibility to try and lay the blame somewhere else when it's obvious to all and sundry that it's you (and that Woodwaaard) who have had a complete WHOOOOOOOOSH! moment.

Sad but true.

You made yourself look a dick, I didn't do it.

 

[Jon Bon II]

You made yourself look a dick, I didn't do it.

Really? Says you. Hurting is it hun, when you look back and see what a pompous prat you've made yourself look?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Really? Says you. Hurting is it hun, when you look back and see what a pompous prat you've made yourself look?

If Woodwaaard and I had a whoosh moment that means it must be a joke. I don't get it. Why comment on racism and monkey chants That don't exist in a song being mentioned in context with a derby victory and where Bon Jovi comes into it I have no idea. Perhaps you could explain?

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Hark now hear United sing
The W*dnesday ran away (again )
And we will fight forever more
Because of Bouncing Day.

(Someone else came up with this, not me)

 

[Jon Bon II]

If Woodwaaard and I had a whoosh moment that means it must be a joke. I don't get it. Why comment on racism and monkey chants That don't exist in a song being mentioned in context with a derby victory and where Bon Jovi comes into it I have no idea. Perhaps you could explain?

Look, just go on Youtube and listen to the songs. See if you can spot what I'm on about. It's a jokey comment about vocal chants and sound effects which sound like monkey chants. You obviously missed the (not meant to be taken seriously) point. If you don't get it or don't find it funny, that's fine, I don't have a problem with either.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Look, just go on Youtube and listen to the songs. See if you can spot what I'm on about. It's a jokey comment about vocal chants and sound effects which sound like monkey chants. You obviously missed the (not meant to be taken seriously) point. If you don't get it or don't find it funny, that's fine, I don't have a problem with either.

Well I know the EWF song. I listened to it again today. Where you get the monkey chants from l have absolutely no idea and couldn't understand your comment. If it was meant as a joke it bypassed me totally - due to me knowing the record and not getting the context in relation to the thread.

Anyway, call in to the Directors Lounge for a drink tomorrow. Just say Scott invited you......

 

[Kendal]

Hark now hear United sing
The W*dnesday ran away (again )
And we will fight forever more
Because of Bouncing Day.

(Someone else came up with this, not me)

Prefer Kevin Gage's version: