Least favourite type of player

[dellasthunderbolt]

not talking about specific names but what type of player do you dislike the most. For me it is the Jack-of-all-trades 6 foot flat striker that scores about 6 goals a season. The ones with no in particular attribute that stands out (Billy Paynter)

Second on my list would be the forward who has one good goalscoing season the. Dukes out in it for rest of low scoring career (Matt Done)

 

[dellasthunderbolt]

Also realise I said no particular names then proceeded to name two names. Hypocrisy is a joy!

 

[Carlton Blade]

Wide midfielders who exclusively pass it sideways or backwards

 

[Bladesman]

Wingers who want to take on the full back more than once rather than cross the fucking ball to the strikers who have been in the box waiting for the ball for about a decade.

 

[Maurice Maurice]

not talking about specific names but what type of player do you dislike the most. For me it is the Jack-of-all-trades 6 foot flat striker that scores about 6 goals a season. The ones with no in particular attribute that stands out (Billy Paynter)

Second on my list would be the forward who has one good goalscoing season the. Dukes out in it for rest of low scoring career (Matt Done)

The eleven players who started the last home game, wankers one and all. We were playing shite but not one of them had the balls to try and instill some fight or pride into the bunch of spineless pampered little cunts.

UTBFTP

 

[Revolution]

Scrappy midgets, especially the type that are usually injured.

 

[Blade In Flame]

Long John Silvers. I once watched a televised game years ago, where a team of gynaecologists played Long John Silvers and absolutely hammered them. I'd never seen a game so one-sided - obviously not until our last season in the Premier League, where I actually saw quite a few. I'll see if I can find the match highlights. Why do United sign so many Long John Silvers?



That second goal reminded me of Tony Field against Ipswich.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Anyone that doesn't put a shift in with the added cuntery of refusing to sign an autograph for a kid that worships him.

 

[CarlMcBlade]

The concept of inverted wingers who don’t swap wings occasionally…No need for names.

 

[SwissBlade]

not talking about specific names but what type of player do you dislike the most. For me it is the Jack-of-all-trades 6 foot flat striker that scores about 6 goals a season. The ones with no in particular attribute that stands out (Billy Paynter)

Second on my list would be the forward who has one good goalscoing season the. Dukes out in it for rest of low scoring career (Matt Done)

Wingers that can’t / won’t cross or fanny about doing steppovers before crossing and not seeing the strikers run to put the ball into them.

And wingers that can’t beat a man

 

[Ecco1889]

One’s that score against us

 

[Netsix_and_chill]

Left and right backs who are great going forward but can't defend.

Does that not make you a winger then?

 

[S1268blade]

Strikers that don't know how to score ,or have any idea what they need to be aiming at.

 

[SBSP]

A Wilder one.

 

[MayorOJC]

Technically crap players that think shouting for 90 minutes makes up for it because "on-field leadership".

 

[jt64]

Lanky shouty twats that have no actual football skill

 

[sufc323]

Centre mids who can only pass the ball backwards or sideways. It’s not rugby, lads

 

[Jan Age]

Chong
Axel Smeets

 

[Rochdaleblade]

Past it midfielders that point a lot.

 

[Bladethebrian]

Players who are nesh

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

Scrappy midgets, especially the type that are usually injured.

Bobby Ford

 

[Ginger Gnome]

Holding midfielders who don't hold on to the ball, don't shield the defence, can't tackle, can't pass forward, just a complete waste of space in the middle of the pitch that the opposition breeze past with ease.