League Cup Carlisle (h)

[LardSardine]

Crab sticks don’t actually contain any crab. And from 1993, manufactures have been legally obliged to label them ‘crab flavoured sticks’. Another one of those same time tomorrow.

Oooh, haven't had a crab sick (sorry, crab flavoured stick) for decades! Mmmm, gelatinous, concentrated, white fish protein and starch....

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Wonder if the tickets will be £40 for this one?

And will all sides of the ground be open?! I'm not posh enough for Cherry Street.