Lawros Predictions

[Nick Jansky]

You've not taught her hoof have you?

I don’t teach her anything, I leave that to her coaches. She plays for a team that plays football that Pinchy would be delighted by. She went to watch the Reytons last night with her best mate who plays for England. With some of the kids coming through at the moment the women’s game has a very bright future.

 

[Withington Blade]

He’s not everyone’s cup of tea but at least Lawrenson has taken the trouble to watch us play and gives some reasoned explanation of his predictions, more than can be said of his hapless colleagues Crooks and Mills! As others have said, Lawrenson is usually very complimentary

 

[BettingBlade]

I'm surprised that anyone is surprised that people are tipping Arsenal to beat us. The Alex Scott one is clearly loaded with Arsenal bias, it's clearly not based on any previous form or performance, given how close we ran Liverpool I'm not sure how she could all of a sudden predict Arsenal rocking up and sticking 4 past us.

 

[VictoryBlade]

Let's be rude, fuck the fuckin lot of em.

I'm sorry but that is not rude enough my view is 'fuck the fucking lot of those cheating dirty arsenal cunts' thank you. Ron

 

[VictoryBlade]

Also doesn't Mark Lawrenson live with a transvestite?

 

[VictoryBlade]

I need his number x

 

[RammyBlade]

I normally avoid anything which includes the words Mark and Lawrenson in the same sentence, but I just looked at his weekly predictions.

Some pundits are coming to their senses some are not. Blades have the second meanest defence in the league having not lost a game by more than a goal.

Lawrenson has us losing 2 nil, he is a cock so no suprise there.

Neil Jones who apparently is a dancer on a show called "strictly come dancing" which is apparently popular with some people, has us losing 3 nil. He obviously knows very little about football so we can discount this one.

Finally the Golden Girl pundit of the moment Alex Scott betrays her complete and utter bias and lack of knowledge has us to lose 4-1.

I might just update this thread each week. It will be interesting to see if
a. Lawro can remove his enormous head from his own arse and say anything worth listening to.

b. Which personalities or so called pundits dare to deviate from the well trodden path of predictable ignorance!

woudnt mind giving Alex Scott one !

 

[Caveblade]

woudnt mind giving Alex Scott one !

You can do now!

 

[Stanthemanfan]

woudnt mind giving Alex Scott one !

It must just be me who doesn't like her then!
Her voice gets on my nerves and there's just something about her I'm not keen on

 

[Freethinker]

It must just be me who doesn't like her then!
Her voice gets on my nerves and there's just something about her I'm not keen on

It's her rambling clichés she is full of them very limited in proper knowledge

 

[Rocketmark66]

It's her rambling clichés she is full of them very limited in proper knowledge

Put a gag on her and turn her around, then you won't gave to listen or look at her while you're doing the business.

 

[Nick Jansky]

Put a gag on her and turn her around, then you won't gave to listen or look at her while you're doing the business.

I doubt she’d even look at an ugly twat like you. Dream on, ugly.

 

[Freethinker]

Put a gag on her and turn her around, then you won't gave to listen or look at her while you're doing the business.

I wouldn't anyways mate she's just grabbing whatever she can nobody knew her all of a sudden she's on strictly and would go to opening of an envelope media whore

 

[bypassblade]

Saw it Saturday that Alex Scott is it, shows exactly why women know sod all about football stick to bingo and pots

 

[bypassblade]

Looking at PL table I know it's early days but hey ho, the 2 teams with best defences are Liverpool oh and a certain Sheffield United well done lads (7 conceded). I know it will change but we're not doing bad for a set of raggy arsed hoofers are we lads.

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

Predicting a 2-0 win for West Ham tomorrow.


Hmmmm, let's see shall we

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Has he actually predicted us to win a match yet?

 

[raul]

So, it is Lawro we hate the most, or Alex Scott, or just women in general?

I'm stuggling to get the rankings here.

 

[Bartleby]

 

[BushBlade]

So, it is Lawro we hate the most, or Alex Scott, or just women in general?

I'm stuggling to get the rankings here.

Easy

Anyone who says we play well = good pundit.
Plus point for ‘overlapping centre backs’
Anyone else - twat. If female, include reference to domestic chores.

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

So, it is Lawro we hate the most, or Alex Scott, or just women in general?

I'm stuggling to get the rankings here.

1. Women
2. Alex Scott
3. Mark Lawrenson

 

[United Aren't Back.]

I normally avoid anything which includes the words Mark and Lawrenson in the same sentence, but I just looked at his weekly predictions.

Some pundits are coming to their senses some are not. Blades have the second meanest defence in the league having not lost a game by more than a goal.

Lawrenson has us losing 2 nil, he is a cock so no suprise there.

Neil Jones who apparently is a dancer on a show called "strictly come dancing" which is apparently popular with some people, has us losing 3 nil. He obviously knows very little about football so we can discount this one.

Finally the Golden Girl pundit of the moment Alex Scott betrays her complete and utter bias and lack of knowledge has us to lose 4-1.

I might just update this thread each week. It will be interesting to see if
a. Lawro can remove his enormous head from his own arse and say anything worth listening to.

b. Which personalities or so called pundits dare to deviate from the well trodden path of predictable ignorance!

He is a cock.
Remember his penis comments for Pienaar?

 

[United Aren't Back.]

Apparently the ginger bastard and Scott the dreary opportunist are partners Mrs Sitwell tells me. The gingers Mrs was shagging some comedian last year so hes probably desperate to get in Scotts pants ugh. Wonder if he will take her up the Arsenal ?

I would be desperate to do that too.......not desperate...just definitely she's a cracker.

 

[United Aren't Back.]

I know little about ta

Doesn’t mean that they don’t understand football. My 15 year old daughter, who is a good player, has a better understanding tactically than a lot of people on here (not hard!)

I know little about tactics.
They bore me to fucking tears like the offside rule and fucking VAR.

 

[Caveblade]

Arnie seems to know his football. Lawro goes with his weekly 2 nil prediction!

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

1. Women
2. Alex Scott
3. Mark Lawrenson

I thought that Garth Crooks is #1!?

 

[United Aren't Back.]

Put a gag on her and turn her around, then you won't gave to listen or look at her while you're doing the business.

Sick cunt.

 

[bypassblade]

Lawro's predictions are BS anyhow this week Arnie, WTF does he know about English football same for Arnie

 

[1889]

Just been on Football Focus, bigging us up, saying he thinks we’ll finish the highest of the promoted teams?

Ironically, if the results had gone with his predictions, we’d already be relegated?

He’s stealing a living

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

Nice to see that he got our result wrong.........again!