The Crab
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It's not quite Parkin, though, is it?
I'll grant you that, just that Ms Crab prefers it.
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It's not quite Parkin, though, is it?
I'll grant you that, just that Ms Crab prefers it.
You mean she can't be bloody bothered to make you some Parkin?
Lets just say her skills aren't in a kitchen, it'd be a lot like letting a Chimpanzee fly you on your holidays. Funny, cute even, but someone is going to be killed.
This Crab bloke is a welcome addition to the forum. I like his stuff. I hope he doesn't invite a friend though. No-one wants the crabs...
This Crab bloke is a welcome addition to the forum. I like his stuff. I hope he doesn't invite a friend though. No-one wants the crabs...
Not what I've heard![]()
I'd never be so Shellfish![]()
She been dabbling in another rockpool has she?![]()
Reminds me of the words of Sean Connery, when he was in his library and a large book fell on his head.
"I have only my shelf to blame..."
I'm here all week...
Not that I know of, Crabbie - I'm sure she's a one crab woman and proud to be so
Every Girl's Crazy 'Bout A Sharped Dressed Crab
God, i miss Neil. Watched Warnock on utube again yesterday, what a Blade. Shame about his year in the Prem thoughI'm beginning to develop a man crush on CW. It's fabulous, absolutely brilliant to have a Blade managing the club. He speaks our language and, boy, have I missed it.
But the moaners will moan. And when we're on the up they'll moan again. Same owd indeed.
And Chris is a Blade don't forget. We should never underestimate the impact Kev has on what we are fed year after year.we shouldn't be worried or concerned, far from it... we should be all happy and smiling and "whatever nonsense #' they come up with this season, but most of all, we should be buzzing 'cos...
we've got the red and white stripes back.
If we don't moan, don't have expectations we won't progress.
Blindly clapping like a seal just because they wear red and white shirts gets you in the third division.
Who's blindly clapping mate, I've never seen so much venom this last few years (6 or 7 years). Are you telling me that a football club's good fortune are built on fan's moaning more? It's laughable.
Surely the pre-season is a time NOT to moan?! Unless you're a miserable sod anyway!

Who's blindly clapping mate, I've never seen so much venom this last few years (6 or 7 years). Are you telling me that a football club's good fortune are built on fan's moaning more? It's laughable.
Surely the pre-season is a time NOT to moan?! Unless you're a miserable sod anyway!
Wasn't aimed directly at you Rodley although I can understand why you would think so.
Point I'm making is that the club had a very easy ride into the third division, we sleep walked there.
sorry, pissed again, (3am) i quoted Neil and my ref. is is IS a blade like CW.Personally, i was not negative about NApkins, but i was unsure, however, i feel a Warnock era coming about us, nobody can deny Neil was a breath of fresh air and a true Blade.
I quickly lost faith in Adkins, i dont know if it was the geese, but his gander was quickly cooked for my liking.
I just hope, for once in my life, apart from promotions, we can achieve something, statistically we must be due to win the FA Cup, or even europe (pmsl) but please something. I once started a thread on Radio 5 about what you want more, England to win the world cup again or your team to win the FA cup, I know what i wish for!!! dream, dream,dream....................
And when he made the snide remark about what we expect, i knew he would be gone.
sorry, pissed again, (3am) i quoted Neil and my ref. is is IS a blade like CW.
I dont think napkins really understood Sheffield folk, he was never a blade and never will be, not got the passion we have. sorry, dribbling again, good night.
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Reminds me of the words of Sean Connery, when he was in his library and a large book fell on his head.
"I have only my shelf to blame..."
I'm here all week...
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