Kristian Dobrev

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Heard it from a reliable source that the athletic pacy forward playing in the Bulgarian League looks set to sign as a replacement for Moore. Dobrev made promising start to his career scoring regularly for Bulgaria's under 18 side played as Bulgarian under 21 international. Won the title of Bulgarian debut of the year 2016.

The 24 year old was Identified through the AI process but his best years are ahead of him. Fee rumoured to be in the region of £300k with add ons.

He was playing in the Italian league last season but has returned to Bulgaria to play for FC Krumovgrad and has also been working part time in a pizza shop, but doing kick ups on his lunch and cigarette breaks. He is rumoured to have done 37 kick ups without the ball touching the floor which first alerted our American AI scouts to him. He also won employee of the month at Dobre pizza in Botev for distributing cheese equally on pizzas and has nice teeth.
 

Heard it from a reliable source that the athletic pacy forward playing in the Bulgarian League looks set to sign as a replacement for Moore. Dobrev made promising start to his career scoring regularly for Bulgaria's under 18 side played as Bulgarian under 21 international. Won the title of Bulgarian debut of the year 2016.

The 24 year old was Identified through the AI process but his best years are ahead of him. Fee rumoured to be in the region of £300k with add ons.

He was playing in the Italian league last season but has returned to Bulgaria to play for FC Krumovgrad and has also been working part time in a pizza shop, but doing kick ups on his lunch and cigarette breaks. He is rumoured to have done 37 kick ups without the ball touching the floor which first alerted our American AI scouts to him. He also won employee of the month at Dobre pizza in Botev for distributing cheese equally on pizzas and has nice teeth.
If he's the next Boncho Genchev I'm all in! 😂
 
What does everybody want?

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Who would have thought that the Bulgarian Super League would be such a hotbed of talent?
 
Heard it from a reliable source that the athletic pacy forward playing in the Bulgarian League looks set to sign as a replacement for Moore. Dobrev made promising start to his career scoring regularly for Bulgaria's under 18 side played as Bulgarian under 21 international. Won the title of Bulgarian debut of the year 2016.

The 24 year old was Identified through the AI process but his best years are ahead of him. Fee rumoured to be in the region of £300k with add ons.

He was playing in the Italian league last season but has returned to Bulgaria to play for FC Krumovgrad and has also been working part time in a pizza shop, but doing kick ups on his lunch and cigarette breaks. He is rumoured to have done 37 kick ups without the ball touching the floor which first alerted our American AI scouts to him. He also won employee of the month at Dobre pizza in Botev for distributing cheese equally on pizzas and has nice teeth.
Oh ok
 
He's supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody ever believed he was real. Nobody ever knew him or saw anybody that ever worked directly for him. But to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew; that was his power. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

One story the guys told me, the story I believe, was from his days in Turkey. There was a gang of Hungarians that wanted their own mob. They realized that to be in power, you didn't need guns or money or even numbers. You just needed the will to do what the other guy wouldn't. After a while, they come into power and then they come after Soze. He was small-time then, just running dope, they say.

They come to his home in the afternoon, looking for his business. They find his wife and kids in the house and decide to wait for Soze. He comes home to find his wife raped and children screaming. The Hungarians knew Soze was tough, not to be trifled with, so they let him know they meant business.

They tell him they want his territory, all his business. Soze looks over the faces of his family. Then he showed these men of will what will really was.

He tells him he would rather see his family dead than live another day after this. He lets the last Hungarian go, waits until his wife and kids are in the ground, and then he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids. He kills their wives. He kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they live in, the stores they work in. He kills people that owe them money. And like that, he's gone. Underground. Nobody's ever seen him since. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. "Rat on your pop and Keyser Soze will get you." But no one ever really believes.
 
He's supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody ever believed he was real. Nobody ever knew him or saw anybody that ever worked directly for him. But to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew; that was his power. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

One story the guys told me, the story I believe, was from his days in Turkey. There was a gang of Hungarians that wanted their own mob. They realized that to be in power, you didn't need guns or money or even numbers. You just needed the will to do what the other guy wouldn't. After a while, they come into power and then they come after Soze. He was small-time then, just running dope, they say.

They come to his home in the afternoon, looking for his business. They find his wife and kids in the house and decide to wait for Soze. He comes home to find his wife raped and children screaming. The Hungarians knew Soze was tough, not to be trifled with, so they let him know they meant business.

They tell him they want his territory, all his business. Soze looks over the faces of his family. Then he showed these men of will what will really was.

He tells him he would rather see his family dead than live another day after this. He lets the last Hungarian go, waits until his wife and kids are in the ground, and then he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids. He kills their wives. He kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they live in, the stores they work in. He kills people that owe them money. And like that, he's gone. Underground. Nobody's ever seen him since. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. "Rat on your pop and Keyser Soze will get you." But no one ever really believes.
We are monitoring kayzer soze
 

Didn't we need to free up a ESC slot for theat CB though? Or is this different?
 
UPDATE

My source tells me the AI was a bit out on this one. He actually did 7 kick ups and broke a window with a heavy touch. He was also sacked by Dobre Pizza for doing inappropriate things to the cheese and he has no teeth.

That said we've paid the £300k now and he is still seen as a better prospect than Tom Cannon.

He is expected to joint up with the squad in October when he is released from prison in Bulgaria.
 
UPDATE

My source tells me the AI was a bit out on this one. He actually did 7 kick ups and broke a window with a heavy touch. He was also sacked by Dobre Pizza for doing inappropriate things to the cheese and he has no teeth.

That said we've paid the £300k now and he is still seen as a better prospect than Tom Cannon.

He is expected to joint up with the squad in October when he is released from prison in Bulgaria.

A number of people have reached out to me and after first identifying themselves as vegans then went on to add that they are also Blades who have genuine and sincere qualms about us hiring cheese botherers and are asking us all to participate in a sandals off protest in the car park before kick off against Millwall.

Thank you for reading this and no you can't have this minute of your life back.
 

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