Kinell, this could be embarrasing

[Silent Blade]

I guess I'm the joke that went over your head

Just noticed your avatar

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Join us at Bramall Lane for an evening of fine dining and a chance to meet the first team players up close and personal. The prestigious Black Tie event will take place in the Platinum Suite, the evening of the last game of the season against Scunthorpe United on Sunday 8th May.

'Prestigious Black Tie event'?
Should be a fucking black arm-band event.

 

[Blade56]

At least we will be able to spend some of the money we save on trophies to buy some decent players for next year!!

Blades Announce End of Season Awards Dinner

The Board of Directors, first team players and football management team would like to invite you to mark the close of the 2015/16 season at our annual End of Season Awards Dinner kindly sponsored by SteelPhalt.

Join us at Bramall Lane for an evening of fine dining and a chance to meet the first team players up close and personal. The prestigious Black Tie event will take place in the Platinum Suite, the evening of the last game of the season against Scunthorpe United on Sunday 8th May.

Organised in conjunction with Redtooth Entertainment, the night will include the presentation of a selection of awards and feature conversation with members of the squad and the management team, while guests will enjoy a two-course meal followed by live entertainment.

Tickets are priced at £65 inc VAT and include half a bottle of wine per person, to reserve your places at the event please call the Commercial Department on 0114 253 7200 (Option 2) or email [email protected]

£65 and only 2 courses? Wtf

 

[spongebobblade]

Two course meal, tight bastards, McCabe out !!!!!

Got to be starters and main course
....... The fans will be waiting for the players for some afters outside

 

[Bartleby]

no doubt arranged when they thought we'd be finishing up there in the giddy heights that are top half of the 3rd division.

 

[rompodebailey]

Haha ........care to comment rompodebailey ??

. I understand. We are all hurting.

 

[super_pig]

What do I win?

t shirt with 's24su knobhead' on it
you won't win anyway mate

 

[grafikhaus]

Bottle of Shiraz from Aldi at £3.29 or £65 for a bit of nosh and a fucking half bottle of wine. Tough choice.

 

[Dkc]

This should be cancelled immediately. We know Sharp will get the Player of the Season award, and they'll probably give some kind of young rookie award to someone. But why bother? I can't see owt positive coming out of a self-congratulatory dinner.

There does need to be an event where the manager, board and players can be be quizzed at length by fans

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

I'd prefer a 21C version of Running Man.

Or for those with a more selective palette, Battle Royale.

A new ending though... No survivors.