Kinell, this could be embarrasing

[Grappler]

I hear the entertainment is based on popular tv quiz shows and the like ....

Double Your Money -
Kev sells some more shares to gullible Arabs.

Take Your Pick
The entire squad is paraded before all Championship, L1,L2 and conference scouts.

(May be cancelled through lack of interest.)

Pointless
Nigel Adkins reviews the rest of the seasons promotion challenge

The Chase
Video footage of Hammonds vain attempts to catch his man.

Deal or No Deal
A review of the seasons transfer windows

Blankety Blank
Sadly cancelled as no one can find the cheque book or pen

Sale of the Century
Walker, Currie, Deane, Murphy. You decide.

Family Fortunes
A review of the McCabes assets.


Are you smarter than a ten year old? MArk, Che and Diego battle it out

Eight out of ten cats
Decide They don't like Sammon

Jeopardy
Can Jose slip through another drugs test?

The Million pound drop.
Brayford a transfer value is discussed.

Take it or leave it
Does Diego sign another contract?

University Challenge
Mark McNulty attempts to spell university.

I'm sorry I haven't a clue
Featuring our manager.

Catchphrase
All the players line up and the fans say what they see.

They think it's all over
Luckily for us, for some of them it is.

Take Me Out
in which Paddy McGuinness invites a lucky member of the audience to leave, before the awards have started

 

[Sean Thornton]

Take Me Out
in which Paddy McGuinness invites a lucky member of the audience to leave, before the awards have started

Lol

 

[Sean Thornton]

This is your life.

Kev gets the red book and people from the past turn up for him.
Guests include Brian Robson, Turry Robinson, Trevor Birch, Jacob Esan, Kevin Blackwell, Micky Adams, David Weir Mal Brannigan and Nigel Clough.

The crowd goes wild.

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

how about a combined game of Russian Roulette and Catchprase??

 

[robbiez666]

Do we know what the categories are?

Best Twitter Banter?
Hardest Trier
Darwin Award
Worked hardest in training
Most ridiculous excuse for not bothering in training
Top 'lad'
Best miss-kick
Falling over for no reason

 

[Large Mendonca]

Who the fuck are these clowns with Reedy? They look like a piss poor east end firm.

Haha ........care to comment rompodebailey ??

 

[west_yorks_blade]

'Shouting and pointing at everyone else to avoid blame for my own utter crapiness' award involves an expensive live feed from Florida so may not now happen.

 

[Bladeloyal]

Who the fuck are these clowns with Reedy? They look like a piss poor east end firm.

Think Eddie might have you by the throat, for that comment

 

[wizadry]

Celebrity Juice

Keith Lemon smashes everyone of the fuckers back doors in for the season they've given us. Billy Sharp just misses out on this brutal display but he unfortunately gets one of Sammon for making him look a cunt all season.

 

[Oreyt]

I'm necking Mitusubishis with Baxter at a Back To 92 thing held In the Sainsburys at the bottom of London Road which used to be the Palais.

WHERZ THE NOIZY CREW?!?!?!?

 

[Oreyt]

WHERZ THE NOIZY CREW?!?!?!?

 

[Grappler]

Saturday Night Takeaway
Ant and Dec will be live at BDTBL to give one lucky winner the choice of either a season ticket for the new season, or a free Chinese takeaway, every Saturday night for a year - the choice is yours!

 

[Whiston Blade]

At least we will be able to spend some of the money we save on trophies to buy some decent players for next year!!

Blades Announce End of Season Awards Dinner

The Board of Directors, first team players and football management team would like to invite you to mark the close of the 2015/16 season at our annual End of Season Awards Dinner kindly sponsored by SteelPhalt.

Join us at Bramall Lane for an evening of fine dining and a chance to meet the first team players up close and personal. The prestigious Black Tie event will take place in the Platinum Suite, the evening of the last game of the season against Scunthorpe United on Sunday 8th May.

Organised in conjunction with Redtooth Entertainment, the night will include the presentation of a selection of awards and feature conversation with members of the squad and the management team, while guests will enjoy a two-course meal followed by live entertainment.

Tickets are priced at £65 inc VAT and include half a bottle of wine per person, to reserve your places at the event please call the Commercial Department on 0114 253 7200 (Option 2) or email [email protected]

Two course meal, tight bastards, McCabe out !!!!!

 

[SUFC Guy]

McCabes favourite... The price is right!

 

[Jon Bon]

Think Eddie might have you by the throat, for that comment

I'm petrified.

 

[Lord Bos of Eckington.]

1st Course - Pasta Del Diego - a recipe sought after by the finest Italian Chefs known to man.

Main Course - Sammon en Croute - Gauranteed to pass through your lower intestine as quickly as it's namesake does on the pitch, not very.

Dessert - Belgian Waffle - Served by your guest waiter for the evening, Kevin Mcabe. Described by Greg Wallace as "a gamechanger in the world of desserts."

Dress code - a jumper jauntily tied around your neck, and a lollipop in your gob. Bellend hangers on are welcome

I could attend but would have to miss the food menu due to be on a strict Adkins diet.

UTB

 

[alcoblade]

Oh dear. I've looked at my diary and I find I'm watching television that night.

If your telly breaks, pop round to ours and I'll crush your balls in a vice instead.

UTB

 

[super_pig]

perhaps we should have one. s24su awards night. at Brenda's chippy
categories:

biggest knobhead
funniest poster
most popular poster
most boring poster
biggest wum
biggest nutcase
richest poster (Swiss will win that)
special bladey bladeness award

arrange it foxter

 

[davidpinder]

perhaps we should have one. s24su awards night. at Brenda's chippy
categories:

biggest knobhead
funniest poster
most popular poster
most boring poster
biggest wum
biggest nutcase
richest poster (Swiss will win that)
special bladey bladeness award

arrange it foxter

Have an awards dinner on the same night at local chippy

 

[super_pig]

Have an awards dinner on the same night at local chippy

yeah i'm in .. it would be fascinating to meet some of you nutcases

 

[west_yorks_blade]

perhaps we should have one. s24su awards night. at Brenda's chippy
categories:

biggest knobhead
funniest poster
most popular poster
most boring poster
biggest wum
biggest nutcase
richest poster (Swiss will win that)
special bladey bladeness award

arrange it foxter

biggest knobhead
most boring poster
biggest wum
biggest nutcase

There's a couple of candidates to sweep the board in those categories

 

[PeteBlade]

Should be a great night.

The owners, the management, the players and WHF all sat round applauding each other.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

biggest knobhead
most boring poster
biggest wum
biggest nutcase

There's a couple of candidates to sweep the board in those categories

What do I win?

 

[Silent Blade]

I'm petrified.

 

[blackydog]

Missed a real trick here. Imagine the tickets they could sell by holding a "End of Season Throw Vegetables at the Players in Stocks" Dinner

Housebricks

 

[Jon Bon]

Oh FFS, don't tell me From the pig end is gunning for me now..!

 

[Silent Blade]

Oh FFS, don't tell me From the pig end is gunning for me now..!

 

[FTPE]

Oh FFS, don't tell me From the pig end is gunning for me now..!

I hate the world tonight!

 

[spongebobblade]

Bottom half finish for us

Or in our case, the fuckin dregs

 

[FTPE]

I guess I'm the joke that went over your head