Kinell, this could be embarrasing

[GreasyChipBeattie]

At least we will be able to spend some of the money we save on trophies to buy some decent players for next year!!

Blades Announce End of Season Awards Dinner

The Board of Directors, first team players and football management team would like to invite you to mark the close of the 2015/16 season at our annual End of Season Awards Dinner kindly sponsored by SteelPhalt.

Join us at Bramall Lane for an evening of fine dining and a chance to meet the first team players up close and personal. The prestigious Black Tie event will take place in the Platinum Suite, the evening of the last game of the season against Scunthorpe United on Sunday 8th May.

Organised in conjunction with Redtooth Entertainment, the night will include the presentation of a selection of awards and feature conversation with members of the squad and the management team, while guests will enjoy a two-course meal followed by live entertainment.

Tickets are priced at £65 inc VAT and include half a bottle of wine per person, to reserve your places at the event please call the Commercial Department on 0114 253 7200 (Option 2) or email [email protected]

 

[JJ Sefton]

At least we will be able to spend some of the money we save on trophies to buy some decent players for next year!!

Blades Announce End of Season Awards Dinner

The Board of Directors, first team players and football management team would like to invite you to mark the close of the 2015/16 season at our annual End of Season Awards Dinner kindly sponsored by SteelPhalt.

Join us at Bramall Lane for an evening of fine dining and a chance to meet the first team players up close and personal. The prestigious Black Tie event will take place in the Platinum Suite, the evening of the last game of the season against Scunthorpe United on Sunday 8th May.

Organised in conjunction with Redtooth Entertainment, the night will include the presentation of a selection of awards and feature conversation with members of the squad and the management team, while guests will enjoy a two-course meal followed by live entertainment.

Tickets are priced at £65 inc VAT and include half a bottle of wine per person, to reserve your places at the event please call the Commercial Department on 0114 253 7200 (Option 2) or email [email protected]

I'm not sure

Blades fans + Blades current players + Cutlery

is a smart move.

 

[Crouchy]

Oh dear. I've looked at my diary and I find I'm watching television that night.

 

[blade too long]

And the award for the most positive take on losing our 7th league home game goes to

Nigel Adkins

 

[Jostein's Bandage]

Missed a real trick here. Imagine the tickets they could sell by holding a "End of Season Throw Vegetables at the Players in Stocks" Dinner

 

[Balham]

Oh dear. I've looked at my diary and I find I'm watching television that night.

I've looked at my diary; I'm free and in Sheffield...but I'm still not going.

 

[The Crab]

1st Course - Pasta Del Diego - a recipe sought after by the finest Italian Chefs known to man.

Main Course - Sammon en Croute - Gauranteed to pass through your lower intestine as quickly as it's namesake does on the pitch, not very.

Dessert - Belgian Waffle - Served by your guest waiter for the evening, Kevin Mcabe. Described by Greg Wallace as "a gamechanger in the world of desserts."

Dress code - a jumper jauntily tied around your neck, and a lollipop in your gob. Bellend hangers on are welcome

 

[Pollingtonblade]

What a fucking embarrassment!

 

[Dalelane01]

What AWARDS are they like.wooden spoon award for them .£65 quid.going chippy enjoy that more and only £6.50

 

[Jostein's Bandage]

Not being a wine drinker, what does half a bottle of wine actually mean? Which half, the top or the bottom?

 

[Blade82]

Cheeky fuckers.

 

[Blade82]

Not being a wine drinker, what does half a bottle of wine actually mean? Which half, the top or the bottom?

Bottom half finish for us

 

[derryblade]

I am sure I can find numerous ways of spending £65 and actually enjoy doing it, the SUFC end of seasons won't be one of them.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Is that a 10% reduction on last seasons ticket price?

 

[Jostein's Bandage]

Who wouldn't want to dig out their funeral suit, spend all evening listening to a bunch of drunken overgrown kids talking about segways, watch McCabe pulling a rabbit out of a hat and pay £65 for a couple of stale vol-au-vents and half a bottle of wine. Sounds like a great evening.

And the award for twat of the year, goes to...

 

[Northyorksblade]

We used to go every year, for about 15 years on the trot. Not been for at least five years, won't be going this.

 

[Grappler]

At least we will be able to spend some of the money we save on trophies to buy some decent players for next year!!

Blades Announce End of Season Awards Dinner

The Board of Directors, first team players and football management team would like to invite you to mark the close of the 2015/16 season at our annual End of Season Awards Dinner kindly sponsored by SteelPhalt.

Join us at Bramall Lane for an evening of fine dining and a chance to meet the first team players up close and personal. The prestigious Black Tie event will take place in the Platinum Suite, the evening of the last game of the season against Scunthorpe United on Sunday 8th May.

Organised in conjunction with Redtooth Entertainment, the night will include the presentation of a selection of awards and feature conversation with members of the squad and the management team, while guests will enjoy a two-course meal followed by live entertainment.

Tickets are priced at £65 inc VAT and include half a bottle of wine per person, to reserve your places at the event please call the Commercial Department on 0114 253 7200 (Option 2) or email [email protected]

"... guests will enjoy a two-course meal followed by live entertainment. ..."

I assume the live entertainment is the fans chasing the players around the tables, trying to kick them up the arse?

 

[metalblade]

Is the bottle of wine half empty or half full ?

 

[Grappler]

, while guests will enjoy a two-course meal followed by live entertainment.

any idea what the meal is? Could be the most interesting part of the night

 

[Jostein's Bandage]

"... guests will enjoy a two-course meal followed by live entertainment. ..."

I assume the live entertainment is the fans chasing the players around the tables, trying to kick them up the arse?

Yep. Whilst Jim plays the Benny Hill theme tune on his harmonica.

 

[SwitchBLADE Smiles]

guests will enjoy a two-course meal followed by live entertainment.

I presume the live 'entertainment' won't be provided by any of the players? They've managed to avoid that all fucking season so far, why spoil it on the last day?

 

[Jon Bon]

Who the fuck are these clowns with Reedy? They look like a piss poor east end firm.

 

[Living In a Fantasy World]

Events like these are ridiculous anyway, giving out awards even after poor seasons is..... yeah embarrassing. To me it just proves how much players/ managers (football) all live in a nice cozy bubble.

 

[Jostein's Bandage]

Never really had any interest in meeting the players, even when they were good. I'm kinda like that with all things. I wouldn't want to meet the guy from Domino's who made my pizza either. Even if it was the best damn pizza i'd ever tasted. I've met a few famous rock bands in person and it was a fairly underwhelming experience. Apart from "erm...can you sign this random thing for me so i can sell it on ebay?" or if you're a woman "fancy a blowjob?" there's really not a lot else to say to complete strangers who are only talking to you for contractual reasons.

 

[Sean Thornton]

"... guests will enjoy a two-course meal followed by live entertainment. ..."

I assume the live entertainment is the fans chasing the players around the tables, trying to kick them up the arse?

I hear the entertainment is based on popular tv quiz shows and the like ....

Double Your Money -
Kev sells some more shares to gullible Arabs.

Take Your Pick
The entire squad is paraded before all Championship, L1,L2 and conference scouts.

(May be cancelled through lack of interest.)

Pointless
Nigel Adkins reviews the rest of the seasons promotion challenge

The Chase
Video footage of Hammonds vain attempts to catch his man.

Deal or No Deal
A review of the seasons transfer windows

Blankety Blank
Sadly cancelled as no one can find the cheque book or pen

Sale of the Century
Walker, Currie, Deane, Murphy. You decide.

Family Fortunes
A review of the McCabes assets.


Are you smarter than a ten year old? MArk, Che and Diego battle it out

Eight out of ten cats
Decide They don't like Sammon

Jeopardy
Can Jose slip through another drugs test?

The Million pound drop.
Brayford a transfer value is discussed.

Take it or leave it
Does Diego sign another contract?

University Challenge
Mark McNulty attempts to spell university.

I'm sorry I haven't a clue
Featuring our manager.

Catchphrase
All the players line up and the fans say what they see.

They think it's all over
Luckily for us, for some of them it is.

 

[Jon Bon]

I hear the entertainment is based on popular tv quiz shows and the like ....

Double Your Money -
Kev sells some more shares to gullible Arabs.

Take Your Pick
The entire squad is paraded before all Championship, L1,L2 and conference scouts.

(May be cancelled through lack of interest.)

Pointless
Nigel Adkins reviews the rest of the seasons promotion challenge

The Chase
Video footage of Hammonds vain attempts to catch his man.

Deal or No Deal
A review of the seasons transfer windows

Blankety Blank
Sadly cancelled as no one can find the cheque book or pen

Sale of the Century
Walker, Currie, Deane, Murphy. You decide.

Family Fortunes
A review of the McCabes assets.


Are you smarter than a ten year old? MArk, Che and Diego battle it out

Eight out of ten cats
Decide They don't like Sammon

Jeopardy
Can Jose slip through another drugs test?

The Million pound drop.
Brayford a transfer value is discussed.

Take it or leave it
Does Diego sign another contract?

University Challenge
Mark McNulty attempts to spell university.

I'm sorry I haven't a clue
Featuring our manager.

Catchphrase
All the players line up and the fans say what they see.

They think it's all over
Luckily for us, for some of them it is.

Brilliant mate. Have 10 likes.

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

Blades Announce End of Season Awards Dinner

Organised in conjunction with Redtooth Entertainment, the night will include the presentation of a selection of awards and feature conversation with members of the squad and the management team, while guests will enjoy a two-course meal followed by live entertainment.

would it have been better orgainzed in conjunction with 'Toothless Entertainment'?

 

[Tyler Durden]

I hear the entertainment is based on popular tv quiz shows and the like ....

Double Your Money -
Kev sells some more shares to gullible Arabs.

Take Your Pick
The entire squad is paraded before all Championship, L1,L2 and conference scouts.

(May be cancelled through lack of interest.)

Pointless
Nigel Adkins reviews the rest of the seasons promotion challenge

The Chase
Video footage of Hammonds vain attempts to catch his man.

Deal or No Deal
A review of the seasons transfer windows

Blankety Blank
Sadly cancelled as no one can find the cheque book or pen

Sale of the Century
Walker, Currie, Deane, Murphy. You decide.

Family Fortunes
A review of the McCabes assets.


Are you smarter than a ten year old? MArk, Che and Diego battle it out

Eight out of ten cats
Decide They don't like Sammon

Jeopardy
Can Jose slip through another drugs test?

The Million pound drop.
Brayford a transfer value is discussed.

Take it or leave it
Does Diego sign another contract?

University Challenge
Mark McNulty attempts to spell university.

I'm sorry I haven't a clue
Featuring our manager.

Catchphrase
All the players line up and the fans say what they see.

They think it's all over
Luckily for us, for some of them it is.

The Weakest Link- After about 30 seconds Anne Robinson decides they should all leave with nothing.

Fifteen to One - On McCabes orders, The manager has 30 minutes to cut the wage bill by that number, who will survive?

 

[Dkc]

If Baxter's there, I wonder how many will follow him into the bogs

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

George Long, a serious contender for Player of the Season.

Who'd have thought that that possibility could have been anything other than a joke back at 5pm on 8th August?