Kicks in the bollocks

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After the many metaphorical boots to the swingers that United have sent our way you'd think that we'd be wiser.
Yet there's always the brief and futile hope that the next one will be misplaced, or not as swift or as hard as the last.
So will the next time be a swift boot to the wedding vegetables or a gentle caress?
Will we be screaming in agony this time next year or lying there with a satisfied smile and enjoying the proverbial post-coital smoke?
 

You know full well it'll be a full blooded one up the orchestras.

The problem with all of us is that once we get a sniff of success, we start to get all giddy (even though most of us stoically remain grumpy on the outside), and forget that we received a full blooded one up the orchestras around twelve months beforehand.
 
The kick in the balls are bad, but it's what keeps me going. One day, I'm sure I'll see them do me proud and make me the happiest guy on earth, even if it's just one day at Wembley I see us win in my entire life, it will erase all the defeats out of my mind.

It's certainly alot more satisfying than being a Man U fan or the likes... how boring must that be? Trophy after trophy, where's the satisfaction? The unexpected away wins? Beating one of the big boys when you're not supposed to be as good? Endless amounts of money, can buy anyone on the planet, I'd find it boring.

Give me the Blades every day of the week.
 
It's certainly alot more satisfying than being a Man U fan or the likes... how boring must that be? Trophy after trophy, where's the satisfaction? The unexpected away wins? Beating one of the big boys when you're not supposed to be as good? Endless amounts of money, can buy anyone on the planet, I'd find it boring.

Give me the Blades every day of the week.

Aye... bleeding cold trips down to Bristol on a Tuesday night. The excitement of Huddersfield away in the cup.

Brilliant :D

And I don't even have bollocks, but my eyes were watering on the way from Wembley.
 
I live in Huddersfield, its Englands best kept secret, not me living there obviously.
 
Oh yes - Who'd have thought that 'Uddersfield would even have had a gay bar!! :o

she was only the farmers daughter,
she came from a town in west yorkshire,
always after a good yield but most of all liked her 'Udders-feeled.'

come on do your crapist then;)
 
Years and years of following the Blades has given me the ability to always have the metaphorical box down the pants. The smashed gonads go with the territory, so get yourself some protection.

Blades Fans' Mantra: Hope for the best, but expect the worse!
 

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