Outgoing? Keiffer Moore

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Could this thread just be deleted?

Aye
Or the poster?

(You set em up, I’ll knock ‘em in)

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Aye
v Brizzle ((a) :- ‘assist’ + game changing contribution
v Brizzle (h) :- goal
We have (only) won 3 games by 3 clear goals all (league) season :- those are 2 of them

v Sun’lun 1st minute:- excellent header - thwarted by an even better save
v Sun’lun :-95th minuteWoeful weary ((awful) touch to (wards ) equally fucked colleague(s) =wanker of the highest order (notwithstanding Watson still had ‘plenty to do’ & found a sublime finish)

Hmmmm
I’m now going to have a quick squint for the Brooks is a cunt thread(s) for ‘missing’ twice in 30 seconds

 

[Slim Man]

Aye

v Sun’lun :-95th minuteWoeful weary ((awful) touch to (wards ) equally fucked colleague(s) =wanker of the highest order

Pretty much

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Pretty much

Aye
Take it the rest of the post was too complicated for you to comprehend?

 

[Slim Man]

Aye
Take it the rest of the post was too complicated for you to comprehend?

Considering I took it out on purpose how do you work that one out?

Also, saying Aye isn't a personality trait as much as you think it's your little personal identifier. Everyone else thinks you look like a mug.

 

[91stMinute]

SLIM MAN
Removed from this FORUM for continuously posting absolute rubbish in order to draw attention to himself.

Not a rumour. Just trying to manifest it into existence.

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Considering I took it out on purpose how do you work that one out?

Also, saying Aye isn't a personality trait as much as you think it's your little personal identifier. Everyone else thinks you look like a mug.

I “work that one out” by concluding that your having no observation/ comment/ insight into the entire post & context ‘informed’ your decision to focus (sic) on something entirely out of context consequent of lack of comprehension of the point made.
I’m comfortable “look(ing) like a mug” although I do sometimes ponder what it feels like to be (self) confirmed as one. Im contemplating living that particular dream, any pointers / advice / experience you could share?
Or maybe (again) share the consensus of “everyone” on their behalf.
nb I’m not willing to shout at cars, drink meths or ‘edit’ complicated posts in pursuit of “personal identification”
Aye?

 

[Slim Man]

I “work that one out” by concluding that your having no observation/ comment/ insight into the entire post & context ‘informed’ your decision to focus (sic) on something entirely out of context consequent of lack of comprehension of the point made.
I’m comfortable “look(ing) like a mug” although I do sometimes ponder what it feels like to be (self) confirmed as one. Im contemplating living that particular dream, any pointers / advice / experience you could share?
Or maybe (again) share the consensus of “everyone” on their behalf.
nb I’m not willing to shout at cars, drink meths or ‘edit’ complicated posts in pursuit of “personal identification”
Aye?

I'm not reading all that

 

[Nick Jansky]

I'm not reading all that

Low attention span?

 

[Slim Man]

Low attention span?

No I'm just not interested pal

 

[Nick Jansky]

No I'm just not interested pal

Ah. You replied to him so maybe you can understand people thinking you were engaging. Until it got difficult.

 

[Slim Man]

Ah. You replied to him so maybe you can understand people think you were engaging. Until it got difficult.

Indeed. Almost as difficult as a five yard pass for our Kieff

 

[Nick Jansky]

Indeed. Almost as difficult as a five yard pass for our Kieff

Well now, I can’t think of a single member of our squad who hasn’t fucked some of those up from time to time. But we need scapegoats at this club, so….

 

[Blade56]

Indeed. Almost as difficult as a five yard pass for our Kieff

Don’t exaggerate it was at lest 10yds

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

I'm not reading all that

Aye.
So.
Like I said.
“too complicated for you to comprehend?”

perhaps a (more) simplistic / reductive approach may assist:-
DON’T
PUSH
YOUR
CRAYONS
UP
YOUR
NOSE
(AGAIN)

If it helps follow the words with your finger & ‘build up’ the sounds in your head (trying to ignore the other voices)
Whilst it will likely be challenging try not to move your lips, as “everyone” will conclude you “look like a mug” (again)

 

[Slim Man]

Aye.
So.
Like I said.
“too complicated for you to comprehend?”

perhaps a (more) simplistic / reductive approach may assist:-
DON’T
PUSH
YOUR
CRAYONS
UP
YOUR
NOSE
(AGAIN)

If it helps follow the words with your finger & ‘build up’ the sounds in your head (trying to ignore the other voices)
Whilst it will likely be challenging try not to move your lips, as “everyone” will conclude you “look like a mug” (again)

Same applies

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Same applies

Aye
Good comeback
Your nanna smells of wee-wee
Beat that!

 

[Slim Man]

Aye
Good comeback
Your nanna smells of wee-wee
Beat that!

Aye

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Aye

I’m not reading all that

 

[Lucky1979]

I rate Kieffer Moore and hope he sticks around. I don't want us to be overly reliant on him, but he's a good option.

I thought we looked a better side when we had him & Campbell up front together.

A bit more confidence and decisiveness in front of goal wouldn't go a miss though.

Slow, doesn’t hold the ball up, can’t finish from open play, can’t take penalties and shits the bed with the ball at his feet. Other than that he’s brilliant . Unfortunately I don’t think there are any clubs dumb enough to sign him permanently. A loan away might be the only option, again this assumes there’s a club out there that is short of a parking attendant

 

[Slim Man]

Slow, doesn’t hold the ball up, can’t finish from open play, can’t take penalties and shits the bed with the ball at his feet. Other than that he’s brilliant .

It's funny but it's true

 

[john Mathison]

However, Wilder rates him, end of.

 

[Slim Man]

Aye
Or the poster?

(You set em up, I’ll knock ‘em in)

aye

 

[Stretch]

Moore works his arse off and I believe that if we built a system around him that he actually understands, he could be a terrific CF at this level.

But we haven't, yet, and his decision making in our system last season was beyond comical at times.

I don't hold any dislike for the lad because like I said, he does put in a shift. But I also think he cost us promotion due to his misjudgements in the final.

 

[Houston_Blade]

As much as that pass was stupid, I’d venture a guess that our results with him in the starting eleven are better than those without him.

 

[Balham]

As much as that pass was stupid, I’d venture a guess that our results with him in the starting eleven are better than those without him.

From Soccerbase...which seems to put a minimum appearance length filter on as he made 27 appearances (18 starts, 9 sub) last season:

 

[Slim Man]

From Soccerbase...which seems to put a minimum appearance length filter on as he made 27 appearances (18 starts, 9 sub) last season:

View attachment 212705

That's all I needed. Thanks.

 

[Sharp as a blade]

Mentioned it before in the thread but he probably wouldn't get as much stick for the abysmal pass had he not been a selfish dithering idiot earlier in the game. He had the option of putting Campbell in for an almost guaranteed 2-0.

Good experienced players know their strengths and limitations and play to the best of them. Moore decided to take 22 touches at snails pace inside the Sunderland box whilst our best finisher was in on goal just yards away.

He was directly responsible for us not going 2-0 up which would have killed the game and then he was also responsible for us losing in the last minute.

 

[North Riding Blade]

A decent alternative to Kieffer Moore? Not hard mucka, Hallam will have someone ready to go

Oh and I take it you're really interesting? It's just you must be, since I've definitely seen your name before

'Oh and I take it you're really interesting? It's just you must be, since I've definitely seen your name before'.

Is that a English sentence that has its content mixed up in an effort to confuse the reader? It works.

 

[Slim Man]

'Oh and I take it you're really interesting? It's just you must be, since I've definitely seen your name before'.

Is that an English sentence that has its content mixed up in an effort to confuse the reader? It works.

Do you want me to break the different elements of a, quite basic English sentence containing a touch of sarcasm, down for your smooth brain?