As monumentally underwhelming as Appleton would be (does he have a release clause for the next time he has to play Cesar in Planet of the Apes?), it would be Ancelotti-esque compared to Karl Robinson.
At least he has got Lincoln ticking, what are Oxford doing? Last time I could be bothered to check, fuck all.
I hope "the list" is just speculation, because it shows all the ambition of a Working Mens Club having a meeting to decide who the turn should be on Saturday night. I can see it now, first game of the season there will be a meat raffle and the electric scoreboard will announce that "the pies are here". You'll be able to buy a War Cry with your programme, and there will be the seafood guy with his tray. Oh, and the Bingo will start bang on time.