Just met Eric Cantona...

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In a dream I had, he was running a beach shack in some south East Asian beauty beach selling kitchen aprons. I asked him about this match



He didn’t remember it the cheeky *******
Got me in a bad mood for the day this. How can he not remember playing against Carl Veart
 



In a dream I had, he was running a beach shack in some south East Asian beauty beach selling kitchen aprons. I asked him about this match



He didn’t remember it the cheeky *******
Got me in a bad mood for the day this. How can he not remember playing against Carl Veart


He'd have remembered if that idiot Hartfield had connected properly.
 
He'd have remembered if that idiot Hartfield had connected properly.

In hindsight I should’ve told him this was the day they filmed when Saturday comes, that would’ve jogged the memory. Didn’t the Kop throw toilet rolls at him while taking a corner that night?
 
We had some right battlers in that team.

Cantona staring up at the kop as he'd been given some dogs abuse all night.

Roy Keane hard? Nothing like Charlie Hartfield.
 
In a dream I had, he was running a beach shack in some south East Asian beauty beach selling kitchen aprons. I asked him about this match



He didn’t remember it the cheeky *******
Got me in a bad mood for the day this. How can he not remember playing against Carl Veart

Don’t eat cheese before bed 😲
 
I know there's nowt more dull than other people's dreams, but I genuinely once dreamt I rescued Colin Hill from kidnappers on a canal barge.

Full-on action hero stuff, a bit like Under Siege, except rather than rescuing Erika Eleniak off Baywatch on a huge ship, it was a relatively average Northern Irish right back on a canal barge. Anyway, I saved him, but we didn't snog or owt.
 
My Blades dreams generally involve catastrophic injuries to players. The most recent being Dean Henderson.

Strangely enough, they usually precede a good run!
 
In a dream I had, he was running a beach shack in some south East Asian beauty beach selling kitchen aprons. I asked him about this match



He didn’t remember it the cheeky *******
Got me in a bad mood for the day this. How can he not remember playing against Carl Veart


Was Trevor Francis there to see how he played on sand?
 
I know there's nowt more dull than other people's dreams, but I genuinely once dreamt I rescued Colin Hill from kidnappers on a canal barge.

Full-on action hero stuff, a bit like Under Siege, except rather than rescuing Erika Eleniak off Baywatch on a huge ship, it was a relatively average Northern Irish right back on a canal barge. Anyway, I saved him, but we didn't snog or owt.
I recommend you stay away from psychiatrists...
 
I know there's nowt more dull than other people's dreams, but I genuinely once dreamt I rescued Colin Hill from kidnappers on a canal barge.

Full-on action hero stuff, a bit like Under Siege, except rather than rescuing Erika Eleniak off Baywatch on a huge ship, it was a relatively average Northern Irish right back on a canal barge. Anyway, I saved him, but we didn't snog or owt.
So it din't 'ave a 'appy ending?
 

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