Incoming? Juan Pablo Añor

[Houso]

FFS Ruben. What are you talking about?!

 

[tomgclarke]

S View attachment 42804 Developments. Shithouse Ruben asked someone on Twitter about Juanpi latest, and this is the response he got.

Fuck it, I’m getting Juanpi - 10 on the back of my shirt

What the fuck does even half of that mean, even after the translation!?

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

That tweet may as well be written straight from the boggle cube.

 

[TJB.]

The full exchange.

"2 millones"

 

[SwissBlade]

S View attachment 42804 Developments. Shithouse Ruben asked someone on Twitter about Juanpi latest, and this is the response he got.

Fuck it, I’m getting Juanpi - 10 on the back of my shirt

He’s signing for Sheffield FC

 

[TONY_TONY_AGANA]

Ruben’s on crack!

 

[BV]

What the fuck does even half of that mean, even after the translation!?

We only want to loan him?

 

[TJB.]

I've asked how high his wages are.

This'll clear it all up once and for all, lads.

 

[hazzasufc_]

 

[AgaMonkey]

S View attachment 42804 Developments. Shithouse Ruben asked someone on Twitter about Juanpi latest, and this is the response he got.

That’s what happens when Roberto is not on the case!

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

Not sure how he can be training in Malaga when the original Tweet clearly states he was on a flight to Robin Hood Airport. Ruben is obviously a lying fucker

 

[sheffielder]

II understand Sean Dyche met him at the airport and was seen with him in the hotel last night

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

FFS Ruben. What are you talking about?!

Ahhh Twitter translations via Microsoft. Should see what they do to Arabic. Perhaps that's how our joint ownership got off the ground. Some sort of poor translation.

 

[TONY_TONY_AGANA]

TomJonesBlade

2 million a year - 38k a week, there or there abouts.

 

[MobileBlade]

TomJonesBlade

2 million a year - 38k a week, there or there abouts.

Offer to pay in from Kevins Euros bank account. In pounds thats about £1000 a week more than this time last week. #brexit

 

[Dronfield Blade]

S View attachment 42804 Developments. Shithouse Ruben asked someone on Twitter about Juanpi latest, and this is the response he got.

Fuck it, I’m getting Juanpi - 10 on the back of my shirt

Bonky Madness!

 

[TONY_TONY_AGANA]

Bonky Madness!

We desperately need Diego in order to make some sense of this Bonky madness!

 

[Boxer Blade]

The full exchange.

"2 millones"

Well thats cleared it up.

 

[LJBlade]

That tweet may as well be written straight from the boggle cube.

I've literally just spat tea all over my desk reading that

 

[BigBed]

Just sat down to watch a documentary, think it's about Sheffield united on deadline day, it's called "Bargain Hunt", anyway, it's on BBC 1 now.

 

[LJBlade]

I've asked how high his wages are.

This'll clear it all up once and for all, lads.

Hopefully it's shit loads so then one of us can say we aren't signing him "because......wages" and we'll all have a good laugh about how hilarious that is

 

[South Bucks]

Worth a read after hitting the translate button

 

[Cerberus Blade]

II understand Sean Dyche met him at the airport and was seen with him in the hotel last night

Separate rooms?

 

[Davalon]

Is the cunt signing or what?

 

[Sharrow Snuff Mill]

Is the cunt signing or what?

I believe he`s on a long term deal at Cardiff City.

 

[Blade56]

Worth a read after hitting the translate button

I'm using the google translate camera, reyt clever that thing. Not very accurate though, sez wages are €1.5m that can't be true or we won't interested

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Worth a read after hitting the translate button

I wish I had a translate button. What does it say? I can just about make out something about a promiscuous night which ended in lesions. Has he been out on the town in Chesterfield?

 

[BigBed]

I'm using the google translate camera, reyt clever that thing. Not very accurate though, sez wages are €1.5m that can't be true or we won't interested

€10k euros a week, 3yr deal..... that's our structure isn't it??

 

[benn5712]

No but summerts up 58. Let's explore the possibilities.....

1 Pig WUM
2 Frank Lampard ordered him on Prime but forgot he'd ordered so much recently
3 He's coming here on holiday to see oldest pro ground int world
4 His bags went t right place he got lost
5 It's true he's signing for SUFC today
6 Fax machine broken and he's an engineer
7 he's crap and we are the only ones desperate enough
8 ?

Any one is possible (well 5's a bit far fetched).

9. He is doing a favour for Pedro Verde (the other bloke from S.America) by returning the Yorks & Humberside F.A. champions league cup thingy,
what he nicked.

 

[BigBed]

I wish I had a translate button. What does it say? I can just about make out something about a promiscuous night which ended in lesions. Has he been out on the town in Chesterfield?

No, it didn't end in bed with his sister and several STI's!