Incoming? Juan Pablo Añor

[Adiroy]

Straw donkey under his arm and wearing a pair of royban sunglasses he bought in fuengirola?

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

But he might be a semi converted little piggy, and then there's possible little piggy mate...

They will have met at Uni and their relationship will have blossomed ever since.

Perhaps he's the Kermit to a Ms Piggy. Although a Pompey fan he does follow S6, their U23's and Lee Bullen.

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

The carrier pigeon carrying our bag of Pesetas has drowned in the Mediterranean.

We had no other options since the fax machine is still as fucked as our attacking options.

What's it doing there? I thought pigeons had a good sense of direction! I'm not believing this McCabe statement. If it was going to drown it would have been in the English Channel or Bay of Biscay. Or Rother Valley Country Park if the pesetas weighed it down.

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

Decent modern sculpture-installation, too.

Like Dada-era Marcel Duchamp.

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I'd rather try Venezuelan Arepa cake.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

My mate just seen a Seat pull into the car park.

 

[Blade56]

My mate just seen a Seat pull into the car park.

Well I slept here last night and dint see it, what colour?

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Well I slept here last night and dint see it, what colour?

Are you up at Shirecliffe?

 

[RMBlade]

My mate just seen a Seat pull into the car park.

Just one seat? Who was sat in it?

 

[TJB.]

Just one seat? Who was sat in it?

Only McCabe. Takes his role as chairman very literally.

 

[Jon Bon II]

My mate just seen a Seat pull into the car park.

 

[Billyblade]

My mate just seen a Seat pull into the car park.

 

[FMBlade1]

'What I have read of people in Spain about Juan Pablo year: High salary (1.5 million euros) and promiscuous nightlife, in addition to the-known-problematic injuries. That would have alienated his suitors.'

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

If that's what he's driving we've no chance, can't afford him. Luxury or what?

 

[Yellarbellyblade]

The carrier pigeon carrying our bag of Pesetas has drowned in the Mediterranean.

We had no other options since the fax machine is still as fucked as our attacking options.

African or European pigeon?

 

[YES Blade]

'What I have read of people in Spain about Juan Pablo year: High salary (1.5 million euros) and promiscuous nightlife, in addition to the-known-problematic injuries. That would have alienated his suitors.'

Hence why we’re “linked” with him, we don’t stand a chance signing model pros that are bang in form.

 

[ben1987]

What's it doing there? I thought pigeons had a good sense of direction! I'm not believing this McCabe statement. If it was going to drown it would have been in the English Channel or Bay of Biscay. Or Rother Valley Country Park if the pesetas weighed it down.

African or European pigeon?

He’s Sheffield born and bred... he’s just took scenic route round the coast as he’s never been abroad before. He needs to arrive 5 mins after the window shuts so he’s got plenty of time.

 

[TONY_TONY_AGANA]

I don't know who this Ruben c*nt is, but he seems to suggest that our Juanpi is still in Malaga and training with the squad today.

 

[LJBlade]

I don't know who this Ruben c*nt is, but he seems to suggest that our Juanpi is still in Malaga and training with the squad today.

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The dream has ended....

 

[mattbianco1]

I don't know who this Ruben c*nt is, but he seems to suggest that our Juanpi is still in Malaga and training with the squad today.

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Spoil sport

 

[Houso]

You massive fucking arsehole Ruben

 

[Wards]

I don't know who this Ruben c*nt is, but he seems to suggest that our Juanpi is still in Malaga and training with the squad today.

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I, for one, am shocked at this news.

SHOCKED!

 

[TONY_TONY_AGANA]

Spoil sport

It was translated by a Microsoft plug in though. It could very well read 'Good luck in Sheffield, Juanpi. I hope you enjoy Wilder's training methods'.

 

[madeinsheffield]

Beattie should be able to sort him some alloys for that

 

[MobileBlade]

I'm sure we can get another 10 pages in though before 5 pm and we all know what that means then.......

 

[Groucho Blade]

I don't know who this Ruben c*nt is, but he seems to suggest that our Juanpi is still in Malaga and training with the squad today.

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Bad news : We don’t get the player

Good news : We get to keep the thread!

 

[TONY_TONY_AGANA]

Bad news : We don’t get the player

Good news : We get to keep the thread!

It most definitely needs to be moved to the ‘Hilarious’ Rumour Mill section

 

[LoughboroBlade]

The best that I’m hoping for out of this rumour is that someone like Staton asks Wilder about it in an upcoming interview, followed by a long pause and a completely confused Wilder replying “...John who?”

 

[Yellarbellyblade]

I don't know who this Ruben c*nt is, but he seems to suggest that our Juanpi is still in Malaga and training with the squad today.

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Shocker

 

[SwissBlade]

Did anyone meet him off the flight last night?

 

[TONY_TONY_AGANA]

S Developments. Shithouse Ruben asked someone on Twitter about Juanpi latest, and this is the response he got.

Fuck it, I’m getting Juanpi - 10 on the back of my shirt