Incoming? Juan Pablo Añor

[Blade56]

Everyone should go back to the OP and give TomTheBladezz a like for either breaking the news of the season or giving us the most entertainment we've had since the Bouncing Day massacre

 

[TJB.]

Has anyone consulted El Accounto?

 

[Blade58]

Can't believe some are falling for this


And yet.......................

 

[Yellarbellyblade]

15 pages and not so much as a single pair of breasts?

Standards are slipping...

Page 30+ that’s the rule

 

[CoatesyBlade]

 

[ucandomagic]

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Tufty won’t let him play with his hair loose like that!

 

[Blade56]

Can't believe some are falling for this


And yet.......................

I'm that pumped now if it's not true.... Then ........ Then ..........

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[Ricky]

El Accounto has no information on the deal but says he's so bad his own fans boo him and is indeed on 2m euros a year.

 

[Blade56]

Reaction coming in from Pride Park......

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[ekke287]

El Accounto has no information on the deal but says he's so bad his own fans boo him and is indeed on 2m euros a year.

Sign him up.

 

[Blade56]

We could have that as the entrance music, book the mariachi band.".

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Can we show sombreros?

 

[YES Blade]

El Accounto has no information on the deal but says he's so bad his own fans boo him and is indeed on 2m euros a year.

Don’t care, he’s got a cool Brazilian style single name so he’s obviously going to be class!

Even Forestieri isn’t good enough to use a single name!

 

[Blade56]

It's a marketing ploy to get people to buy the new crap home kit with his name on. Sales will make his transfer self funding.

 

[SUFC Guy]

15 pages and not so much as a single pair of breasts?

Standards are slipping...

 

[Groucho Blade]

The scenes on London Road if he does sign...

 

[mattbianco1]

Typical blades fans. All turn up in Mexican hats to greet the, erm, Venezuelan

 

[Yellarbellyblade]

AREPA: It is the most famous dish from Venezuela, and is a cornmeal cake that can be grilled, baked or fried. Unlike in neighbouring Colombia where it is normally eaten unadorned, here in Venezuela it is split open and filled with a variety of cheese and meats.

 

[Adiroy]

AREPA: It is the most famous dish from Venezuela, and is a cornmeal cake that can be grilled, baked or fried. Unlike in neighbouring Colombia where it is normally eaten unadorned, here in Venezuela it is split open and filled with a variety of cheese and meats.

Sounds like a posh chip butty... gerrrrimin

 

[Groucho Blade]

Like a greasy Arepa..

 

[Blade56]

....like a gallon of magnet,
Like a packet of woodbine,
Like a cornmeal cake that can be grilled, baked or fried.

Needs some work but.......

 

[blademark]

Sound like Jacobs Cream Caracas !

 

[CoatesyBlade]

This would be the best news... especially after that interview at the Boro game! Would show that we’re not totally beat just yet! UTB

 

[SUFC Guy]

Still nothing concrete yet though ? (please no pictures of concrete lorries etc)

 

[LoughboroBlade]

Looking forward to Roygbiv brushing up on his Spanish to bring us the perfectly-translated Malaga views on Juanpi when he signs later.

I’d get started now Roy...

 

[Blade56]

Tuffty, you little devil.....

La ardilla​

 

[Adiroy]

Sounds like a reyt lad!

No Juanpi No Party!

 

[Ricky]

Got to say he'd be an absolute prime candidate to be a flop.

Maybe it would be Wilder trying to prove a point?!

"You see, this is why we don't sign foreigners, don't tell me what to do, I know best..."

 

[Blade56]

Got to say he'd be an absolute prime candidate to be a flop.

Whattttttt?

 

[Pixelated_Sushi]

Found his leaked Fifa 19 Ultimate Team “Juan to Watch” card

 

[Yellarbellyblade]

Got to say he'd be an absolute prime candidate to be a flop.

Maybe it would be Wilder trying to prove a point?!

"You see, this is why we don't sign foreigners, don't tell me what to do, I know best..."

You know this is a joke right?