Joke time to lighten the mood

[Blade56]

What's the difference between a large bag of fetid dog shit and Sheffield united's defence?

I don't know what is the difference between a large bag of fetid dog shit and Sheffield united's defence?

Come on you know the punch line .....

I can stomach having fetid dog shit rammed down my throat week in week out but I can't stand........

 

[Dalelane01]

How many barnsley supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Both of them

 

[west_yorks_blade]

How many barnsley supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Both of them

How many manure fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four.
One to change the lightbulb and three to drive him there from Surrey.

 

[Blade82]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Kevin and Jim. We're just in the area and wondered if you were renewing as the new season starts next Saturday. Please renew! Please! Hello.... Can you please open the door. Oh fuck, jim we've really fucked it up nobody is renewing. Don't suppose the prince wants the rest for another quid does he Jim.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

What's the difference between the SUFC squad and Madame Tussaud's?
About 160 miles.

 

[Lord Bos of Eckington.]

What do you call Scouser Baxter when wearing a suit and tie - The Defendant.

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