Jokanovic Caption Competition

[Eza Blade]

I thought Blades World was a discount razor shop

 

[benn5712]

Get me a new lapel badge.
FFS

The poppy is ok.

 

[Bell4]

When you see Oli McBurnies attire for the very first time.

Ffs

did you just say ‘Sheffield United?’

 

[Keen Blade]

When Moose eats his third packet of Monster Munch.

Drop the crisps , Fatboy !

 

[Keen Blade]

If my name is too difficult for you , just call me Boris the Blade ('Snatch')

 

[Keen Blade]

Look here Fatboy , if I see you eat any more crap food , I will immediately cut you open + extricate it from you.

 

[Keen Blade]

If my name is too difficult for you , just call me Boris the Blade ('Snatch')

The Prince can never sack me - my other name is Boris the Bullet-dodger.

 

[Keen Blade]

The next player who hits a corner into the first defender will have the corner flag rammed up his arse + out of his mouth.

 

[Keen Blade]

I have heard there was a shuffling cunt here called John Lundstram who took the piss out of the club - if any of you think that's gonna be possible with me , you've got another think coming.

 

[diode_blade]

"Did you just tell me to sign Barry ferking Bannan......!!!!!"

 

[Keen Blade]

Look here McKnob , if you think that stamping on someone's phone makes you look hard , you are a bigger knob than your name suggests - any more behaviour like that + I will pull your knob out of your stupid fashion trousers and stamp all over it till you get the message

 

[BigBed]

"Dear me, you look a right cunt in that!"

 

[shorehamview]

“Who dressed you McBurnie, the fucking council?”

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Don't call me Francis.

 

[Iffy Onuora's Shiny Head]

When you see Oli McBurnies attire for the very first time.

When Roygbiv 's view from is over an hour late

 

[Jon Bon II]

When you are McBurnie and you walk in to training on the first day wearing your thug-life gear and a bucket hat.

 

[Nedski]

I see the guy from the McBurnie video.
Make it look like an accident.

 

[Champagneblade]

When you see Oli McBurnies attire for the very first time.

No Mr Chansiri, I think not. You will not pass go. And you will not collect £200.

 

[silver blade]

When you see Oli McBurnies attire for the very first time.

My agent said I could become the manager of Sheffield's top club, so obviously I went to Hillsborough for my interview.
(as told to me by my pig of a Brother in Law)

 

[diode_blade]

"You nicked my jelly babies Lundstram...."

 

[benn5712]

The next player who hits a corner into the first defender will have the corner flag rammed up his arse + out of his mouth.

... a bratwurst down his throat and a starving dog up his arse.

 

[yorkshirecoast]

My agent said I could become the manager of Sheffield's top club, so obviously I went to Hillsborough for my interview.
(as told to me by my pig of a Brother in Law)

So your brother in law is not funny as well as being as thick as shit.

 

[More Bladier than thou]

You buy insurance, you get baby Bogdan meerkat toy free. Is nice price yes !

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

You have three choices

You make caption fun out of me - you die

You even think about it - you die

or you can live - in fear of thinking about making caption fun out of me