Incoming? Johnson Clarke-Harris

[davidblade]

If I was a posh fan I’d want his head on a stick.

I want his head on a stick too

 

[JohnDenver]

If he wasn’t injured last night then he must have a marrow jammed up his arse.

There’s simply no other reason for a footballer to drag themself around a pitch so unwillingly.

 

[John Cutsbushes]

Absolute fucking shite
Contributed to my agony by strolling about last night
No quality
Shit

 

[Peakblades]

He was dire, Mason-Clark didn't look bad though

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

He was dire, Mason-Clark didn't look bad though

Mason-Clark?!? Christ, i'd rather have Mason–Dixon, you've got to draw the line somewhere with these suggestions.

 

[Le Cynique]

If he wasn’t injured last night then he must have a marrow jammed up his arse.

There’s simply no other reason for a footballer to drag themself around a pitch so unwillingly.

Or he wanted that to be the situation but his grocer was out of stock

 

[Bladesman]

If I was a posh fan I’d want his head on a stick.

That clearance was a perfect pass back to Wednesday. He may as well have been playing for them instead.