Sheffield United have been linked with a SENSATIONAL swoop for Red Bull Hot Dogs for utility man Joey Jimbo O'Malarky Ten Bob Huevel.
Joey Jimbo O'Malarky Ten Bob Huevel (or Englebert for short) has played at the highest level in Kazakhstan for the past 4 and a half year, topping all assist, goal scoring and clean sheet charts season after season.
Often used as a striker, the goalkeeping defender has scored 5,109 goals in 32 games. He is being touted as the next Babe Ruth/Tiger Woods.
No transfer fee has been confirmed yet, but it is believed to be in the region of Ten bob (ironically part of his name.
Kevin Bluewell is reported as stating "Englebert has done it at the very highest level across the world, gaining 1 cap for Mali, I can wait to have him in the hot tub"
Expect to see some silky skills down at Manchester 7 soon
Well if JL94x4 can talk crap, so can I.