Jack, Jake, John and James

[GrayBlade]

McFadzean's middle name is John. The word is Wilder told him he'd have to use it instead of Kyle and he wanted it in black and white in the contract, but McFazean wouldn't budge and the deal broke down.

 

[ThatJa]

Can confirm i won't be signing with the Blades anytime soon.

 

[Houston_Blade]

It will hopefully be a better approach than the Scottish Dwarf option we used under Clough

 

[coaxingstar71]

Knowing our luck we'd sign Jesus, he would be a success, only to be prosecuted unjustly around Easter time!

Quite possibly the funniest post ever on the forum.

 

[BushBlade]

Any good at getting on the end of a cross?

Yes, he hangs in the air....

 

[Jermyn]

Can confirm i won't be signing with the Blades anytime soon.

Me neither

 

[derfblade]

No chance of Jesus making a comeback. Last time he did he was hammered with tax!

 

[Esablade]

No chance of Jesus making a comeback. Last time he did he was hammered with tax!

As a lady friend once said to me, the chances of any man coming twice are remote...

 

[BushBlade]

Can confirm i won't be signing with the Blades anytime soon.

Me too. I've declined the contract offer because Tufty won't guarantee me first team football.

 

[HuddersfieldBlade]

Me too. I've declined the contract offer because Tufty won't guarantee me first team football.

Me neither, mainly because 43, unfit and crap

 

[The Crab]

Me neither, mainly because 43, unfit and crap

Excuses excuses

 

[Liaminho9]

Jason's Bourne to be a blade

Looks like we've missed out on this one too!!