I've got a great idea, no really i do i do

[KenMcnaughtsNuts]

To liven up the lower leagues a bit, have a player lottery every year.

Every season, put all the best players in the world's names into a draw. Then randomly draw out 1 for each English league club outside the EPL. That player then has to play on loan for that club, paid for by his proper johnny big bollocks club, for a month. Maybe around Christmas. Call it the Football League Festive Silly Season.

Who wouldn't want to see Messi play for Rochdale, Ronaldo play for Gillingham or Bale play for Barnsley? Knowing our luck, we'd get Fred though.

Laugh all you want but i think it's a great idea, it just came to me when i was on the shitter! Defo eureka moment.

 

[JJBlade]

Might make the selfish f@ckers realise how lucky they are I suppose.
But I can just imagine Messi getting the ball 40 yards from goal in League 1. He'd probably fall victim to a tackle so late it wouldn't effect him until the game the following week.

 

[Chezzy_Blade]

Yeah we would probably get Fred....Fred Flintoff.

That said. I might be wrong but didn't we win a coca cola competition or summat and sign Colim Kazim Richards with the winnings?

 

[stateonstainrod]

Our future is in safe hands when we can call upon a think tank of this calibre.

 

[moDtheGod]

You are indeed wrong. A Brighton fan won the competition and he signed for Brighton with the Coca Cola money.

We signed him much later, for a smaller fee.

 

[HolmesfieldBlade]

Players and agents would tell everyone else to bollock... Be pretty decent to see Bale bang in 10 goals against Port Vale though.

 

[TarquinDelouche]

Could be a good idea. But why stop at footballers? We should also hold lotteries for everyone else, and give people the opportunity of a year's toil in chicken factories, sewage plants and pig farms.

 

[Going up]

Don't mention Pigs TD, nobody deserves that.

 

[Chezzy_Blade]

You are indeed wrong. A Brighton fan won the competition and he signed for Brighton with the Coca Cola money.

We signed him much later, for a smaller fee.

I did say I might be wrong hahaha

 

[Pinchy]

Don't mention Pigs TD, nobody deserves that.

Don't cross him, mate!

Just a word to the wise...

 

[Selly]

To liven up the lower leagues a bit, have a player lottery every year.

Every season, put all the best players in the world's names into a draw. Then randomly draw out 1 for each English league club outside the EPL. That player then has to play on loan for that club, paid for by his proper johnny big bollocks club, for a month. Maybe around Christmas. Call it the Football League Festive Silly Season.

Who wouldn't want to see Messi play for Rochdale, Ronaldo play for Gillingham or Bale play for Barnsley? Knowing our luck, we'd get Fred though.

Laugh all you want but i think it's a great idea, it just came to me when i was on the shitter! Defo eureka moment.

Enough of this nonsense, where's the great idea referred to in the thread title???

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Don't mention Pigs TD, nobody deserves that.

 

[Gavlar]

Yeah we would probably get Fred....Fred Flintoff.

That said. I might be wrong but didn't we win a coca cola competition or summat and sign Colim Kazim Richards with the winnings?

Fred Flintstone

 

[Flakey]

To liven up the lower leagues a bit, have a player lottery every year.

Every season, put all the best players in the world's names into a draw. Then randomly draw out 1 for each English league club outside the EPL. That player then has to play on loan for that club, paid for by his proper johnny big bollocks club, for a month. Maybe around Christmas. Call it the Football League Festive Silly Season.

Who wouldn't want to see Messi play for Rochdale, Ronaldo play for Gillingham or Bale play for Barnsley? Knowing our luck, we'd get Fred though.

Laugh all you want but i think it's a great idea, it just came to me when i was on the shitter! Defo eureka moment.

I don't think we could afford the insurance needed for Messi (just in case the poor little dear should break his finger nail whilst playing for us). Let alone his wages.

Joking apart, all these Johnny Foreigners playing in the Premiership are part of the problem of why we have such a crap England team.

It won't happen of course, but the FA (Murdock's little lapdogs) should impose a cricket style criteria on the Premiership and insist that there are 5 home nation players on the pitch (excluding the keeper) at any one time, that way more money will be pumped into developing home talent instead of buying abroad.

It would certainly bugger up the likes of the big '5'.

 

[JJBlade]

I don't think we could afford the insurance needed for Messi (just in case the poor little dear should break his finger nail whilst playing for us). Let alone his wages.

Joking apart, all these Johnny Foreigners playing in the Premiership are part of the problem of why we have such a crap England team.

It won't happen of course, but the FA (Murdock's little lapdogs) should impose a cricket style criteria on the Premiership and insist that there are 5 home nation players on the pitch (excluding the keeper) at any one time, that way more money will be pumped into developing home talent instead of buying abroad.

It would certainly bugger up the likes of the big '5'.

Don't agree entirely with that Flakey.
The England team was absolutely terrible in the mid 70's through to the 90's and we had hardly any foreigners playing here.
In fact all our best players played abroad.
The better foreign players now mean that only the best English players can get a place at a Premier League top club so therefore the English team should be better.
If the England players of yesterday were around today most of them would be Championship material at best.
We still have players the standard of which has improved dramatically over the last 20-30 years but now it is a motivational and attitude problem. A World Cup or Euro Championship tournament is becoming a WAGS holiday nowadays.