It's med art o wood, tha puts tools n uver shit in it & it's in mi garden

[Ollessendro]

Fooking ell. Not ad a reit gud weekend pal’s. Ar lass med a reit bollocks o things last weekend. The weather was supposed to be reit nice on Sat-di, but it were a disaster. It started reit sunny, but then ar lass med a pigs ear of things. These two new tools let her darn. They’d been reit gud all year, but they are young and slightly temprimental. Backwards step we took.

Ar lass is off for a flower show, but wi art any of her best flowers. She might have to throw in a few seeds and some of that magic fertiliser and hope for the best. It’s in a reit rough area, so she might be reit. Her main competitor dunt have the same tools and plants as ar lass. N we should hopefully still have enough flowers to get sumert art of the competition. It’s guna be a rough neit.

 

[Ollessendro]

Ar lass has just pulled sumert art of the bag. She's just got 2 new flowers for er show t-neet. Dunt now much abart em mind, but she's got a young Butterwort and a red rose. It's guin to be a pathcy flower arrangment, but hopefully it will be enough to beat that West Country slag's show!?

 

[bricktop]

But what about the shed, we aren't interested in the garden, just the shed.

 

[Kenilworth]

West Country? Black Country, yes but not West Country.

Faggots and peys and a pint o mild.

 

[Ollessendro]

But what about the shed, we aren't interested in the garden, just the shed.

Shed is not lookin reit gud Brownie. Waether has been a bit turbulent and ar lass as bin tryin t build wi-art her best tools. All of a sudden shed is lookin pretty average.

West Country? Black Country, yes but not West Country.

Faggots and peys and a pint o mild.

Good sport Kenny owd pal. Nice to see that still readin. Fuckin yim yam got one or on ar lass. A was hoping her Irish flower and that one from the North West might just get a result. However they dint look nice at all. That slag from the Black Country spotted it and put her best flowers up ageinst ar lasses new one's. Bad neit. It's important ar lass gets her white roses ready for Sat-di n gets that beautiful flower from the highlands ready n all.

 

[Micalijo]

There's some right stuff in Kew Gardens Ollie pal - get yer sen down there on way to game Saturday and see if you can get any ideas or freebies.

Hopefully see you in Magpie!!

 

[judge]

Appaently melvin Bragg is going to do a one hour special on this amazingly humoorous thread entitled are beards a danger to society ?

 

[raul]

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