ITK. First game of the season.

[Sean Thornton]

Me too. Can't think of one at the moment but I'll mullet over.

Have a pike at Wiki's fish page.

 

[Minty]

Have a pike at Wiki's fish page.

I'm not gurnard do that, I haven't got time

 

[dazzlingblade]

May as well join in just for the halibut

 

[spongebobblade]

I can’t think of owt. I’ve got the right monk on now

 

[Sean Thornton]

I can’t think of owt. I’ve got the right monk on now

Thread ruined.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Fins ain't what they used to be on here.

 

[Bill puntin]

Good job we can't play the gills fist game. ( soz )

 

[BushBlade]

Good job we can't play the gills fist game. ( soz )

Anal or vaginal?

 

[Isaw Joeshaw]

Have a pike at Wiki's fish page.

But that would be cheating - I wouldn't bream of it.


I'm a stickleback for fair play.

 

[Russ]

We will be at home if we are away.
We won’t be at home if we are at home.

 

[Houston_Blade]

Call a sturgeon, my heart is palpitating at these ruddy hilarious fish puns.

 

[BladeFisher]

I wish the fixtures would be trout already so we can discuss whether we'll improve on tench plaice

There done it for you.

 

[Snowman]

Flippin Hake, no more piscatorial pleasure please.

 

[BigBed]

I notice your taking this thread to a whole new scale.

 

[Chief_Froley]

https://www.hemsworthandsouthelmsal...football-league-sides-in-pre-season-1-9196129

Frickley Athletic have just announced they are playing us, pigs and donneh.

So glamorous.

 

[Chief_Froley]

https://www.hemsworthandsouthelmsal...football-league-sides-in-pre-season-1-9196129

Frickley Athletic have just announced they are playing us, pigs and donneh.

So glamorous.

Fuck sake, meant to put it on that bloody Inter Milan thread!

 

[Foxy]

Fuck sake, meant to put it on that bloody Inter Milan thread!

Or the dedicated pre-season thread.

 

[Chief_Froley]

Or the dedicated pre-season thread.

Forgive me father for I have well and truly flamingoed up.

I'll see myself out.

 

[South Bucks]

Apparently the day the fixtures come out is also world clean air day.

The missus tells me no beer, bread or biryani is allowed and a military grade bung will be hammered in place at midnight.